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Title: Is Costco Making Me Fat ?
Post by: tp4tissue on Sun, 24 April 2016, 00:33:17
I don't know why I'm just noticing it now..

But all the fat guys like me have HUGE filled shopping carts at the Costco,

Whereas all the skinny people there have much smaller carts..

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Title: Re: Is Costco Making me Fat ?
Post by: fanpeople on Sun, 24 April 2016, 00:36:03
I don't know why I'm just noticing it now..

But all the fat guys like me have HUGE filled shopping carts at the Costco,

Whereas all the skinny people there have much smaller carts..

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Post nudes
Title: Re: Is Costco Making me Fat ?
Post by: tp4tissue on Sun, 24 April 2016, 00:36:36

Post nudes

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Title: Re: Is Costco Making Me Fat ?
Post by: alexjd99 on Sun, 24 April 2016, 01:31:04
If anything, it's Costco's food court that will make me fat.

that pizza... those smoothies... I could eat all of it.

all of it
Title: Re: Is Costco Making Me Fat ?
Post by: tp4tissue on Sun, 24 April 2016, 01:55:08
If anything, it's Costco's food court that will make me fat.

that pizza... those smoothies... I could eat all of it.

all of it

That greasy pulled pork sandwich..

It's like, WTF is in there.. it's as thick as vaseline...
Title: Re: Is Costco Making Me Fat ?
Post by: gain on Sun, 24 April 2016, 02:27:15
If anything, it's Costco's food court that will make me fat.

that pizza... those smoothies... I could eat all of it.

all of it

This this this this

Pretty much why I gained 10kg last year, sadly.  :'(
Title: Re: Is Costco Making Me Fat ?
Post by: tp4tissue on Sun, 24 April 2016, 02:27:58
If anything, it's Costco's food court that will make me fat.

that pizza... those smoothies... I could eat all of it.

all of it

This this this this

Pretty much why I gained 10kg last year, sadly.  :'(

that's 22lbs.. (http://emoticoner.com/files/emoticons/onion-head/shock2-onion-head-emoticon.gif?1292862518)
Title: Re: Is Costco Making Me Fat ?
Post by: noisyturtle on Sun, 24 April 2016, 03:45:46
I like their German Chocolate sheet cake. That **** is on point.

Dang... now I really want some Costco cake.
Title: Re: Is Costco Making Me Fat ?
Post by: gain on Sun, 24 April 2016, 04:01:21
If anything, it's Costco's food court that will make me fat.

that pizza... those smoothies... I could eat all of it.

all of it

This this this this

Pretty much why I gained 10kg last year, sadly.  :'(

that's 22lbs..
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Yeah, I've since lost the weight I gained but sometimes I stare out the window and think

"Damn I could go for some costco pizza right now"
Title: Re: Is Costco Making Me Fat ?
Post by: LunarisDream on Sun, 24 April 2016, 04:21:55
Costco pizza be stupidly cheap. $10 for enough pizza to feed someone for two days.
Title: Re: Is Costco Making Me Fat ?
Post by: Bromono on Sun, 24 April 2016, 07:56:09
Costco pizza be stupidly cheap. $10 for enough pizza to feed someone for two days.

TIL if I am ever broke go to costco.
Title: Re: Is Costco Making Me Fat ?
Post by: piemancoder on Sun, 24 April 2016, 11:03:58
Costco pizza be stupidly cheap. $10 for enough pizza to feed someone for two days.

TIL if I am ever broke go to costco.

You have to have a membership :(
Title: Re: Is Costco Making Me Fat ?
Post by: 1swt2gs on Sun, 24 April 2016, 11:29:42
Costco pizza be stupidly cheap. $10 for enough pizza to feed someone for two days.

TIL if I am ever broke go to costco.

Don't need membership for alcohol and/or food court!
Title: Re: Is Costco Making Me Fat ?
Post by: Elth on Sun, 24 April 2016, 11:35:26
Costco pizza be stupidly cheap. $10 for enough pizza to feed someone for two days.

TIL if I am ever broke go to costco.

You have to have a membership :(
Some are starting to "make" you show your membership to enter the store and they won't let you go through the exit to go straight to the food court. If all else fails just walk in with some random group of people.

Now I want a chicken bake :( and a hot dog :( and maybe a piece of pizza :(
Title: Re: Is Costco Making Me Fat ?
Post by: tp4tissue on Sun, 24 April 2016, 20:26:48
I ate two bagels for dinner, because Costco only sell them in 1 dozen counts, and now I'm afraid to let them go bad before the end of the week.
Title: Re: Is Costco Making Me Fat ?
Post by: xtrafrood on Sun, 24 April 2016, 22:27:49
Costco pizza be stupidly cheap. $10 for enough pizza to feed someone for two days.

TIL if I am ever broke go to costco.

You have to have a membership :(
Some are starting to "make" you show your membership to enter the store and they won't let you go through the exit to go straight to the food court. If all else fails just walk in with some random group of people.

Now I want a chicken bake :( and a hot dog :( and maybe a piece of pizza :(

Hehe, did someone try to sneak through the exit? :p
Title: Re: Is Costco Making Me Fat ?
Post by: Elth on Sun, 24 April 2016, 22:32:07
Costco pizza be stupidly cheap. $10 for enough pizza to feed someone for two days.

TIL if I am ever broke go to costco.

You have to have a membership :(
Some are starting to "make" you show your membership to enter the store and they won't let you go through the exit to go straight to the food court. If all else fails just walk in with some random group of people.

Now I want a chicken bake :( and a hot dog :( and maybe a piece of pizza :(

Hehe, did someone try to sneak through the exit? :p

Didn't have to even before I had a membership. But now, if you just want to go to the food court, they make you go through the entrance (of the stores I've been to)
Title: Re: Is Costco Making Me Fat ?
Post by: alexjd99 on Sun, 24 April 2016, 23:31:21
At one of the Costcos near me the food court is actually outside, so you can just walk right up to it without a membership.

That's only one of the four near me though, the rest are all by the exit
Title: Re: Is Costco Making Me Fat ?
Post by: jacobolus on Mon, 25 April 2016, 00:46:26
TP: if you only buy meat, fish, and vegetables (fresh, canned, whatever) at the Costco, and cut out all the alcohol, soda, rice, ramen, and bread, you’ll get skinny no problem.  :thumb:
Title: Re: Is Costco Making Me Fat ?
Post by: ANightOnCloudNine on Mon, 25 April 2016, 00:53:57
is it just me or do a lot of tp threads sound like a clickbait news article except hes genuine and not a waste of time
Title: Re: Is Costco Making Me Fat ?
Post by: ANightOnCloudNine on Mon, 25 April 2016, 00:56:33
If anything, it's Costco's food court that will make me fat.

that pizza... those smoothies... I could eat all of it.

all of it

This this this this

Pretty much why I gained 10kg last year, sadly.  :'(

that's 22lbs..
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tp u would be suprised that i lost about 12 kg in the past 5 weeks and before that i was already skinny
Title: Re: Is Costco Making Me Fat ?
Post by: tp4tissue on Mon, 25 April 2016, 12:51:11

tp u would be suprised that i lost about 12 kg in the past 5 weeks and before that i was already skinny

Fattie-Life is not a competition ... (http://emoticoner.com/files/emoticons/onion-head/ahaaah-onion-head-emoticon.gif?1292862489)
Title: Re: Is Costco Making Me Fat ?
Post by: ANightOnCloudNine on Mon, 25 April 2016, 13:11:38

tp u would be suprised that i lost about 12 kg in the past 5 weeks and before that i was already skinny

Fattie-Life is not a competition ...
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i'd prefer to be a bit chubby right now  :'(
Title: Re: Is Costco Making Me Fat ?
Post by: tp4tissue on Mon, 25 April 2016, 13:28:03

tp u would be suprised that i lost about 12 kg in the past 5 weeks and before that i was already skinny

Fattie-Life is not a competition ...
Show Image
(http://emoticoner.com/files/emoticons/onion-head/ahaaah-onion-head-emoticon.gif?1292862489)

i'd prefer to be a bit chubby right now  :'(

My uncle ate alot of rice porridge during his treatment..

It made him a bit thicker for a while..
Title: Re: Is Costco Making Me Fat ?
Post by: ANightOnCloudNine on Mon, 25 April 2016, 13:30:41

tp u would be suprised that i lost about 12 kg in the past 5 weeks and before that i was already skinny

Fattie-Life is not a competition ...
Show Image
(http://emoticoner.com/files/emoticons/onion-head/ahaaah-onion-head-emoticon.gif?1292862489)

i'd prefer to be a bit chubby right now  :'(

My uncle ate alot of rice porridge during his treatment..

It made him a bit thicker for a while..
mmm porridge
Title: Re: Is Costco Making Me Fat ?
Post by: tp4tissue on Mon, 25 April 2016, 13:39:48

mmm porridge

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Title: Re: Is Costco Making Me Fat ?
Post by: jacobolus on Mon, 25 April 2016, 13:47:07
If you really want to bulk up, the sumo wrestlers’ secret is 10 bowls of rice and 5+ pints of beer with every meal.
Title: Re: Is Costco Making Me Fat ?
Post by: ANightOnCloudNine on Mon, 25 April 2016, 13:48:43
If you really want to bulk up, the sumo wrestlers’ secret is 5–10 bowls of rice and 5+ pints of beer with every meal.
since im a filthy american ill have the beer, i like only rice with chicken or fish
Title: Re: Is Costco Making Me Fat ?
Post by: tp4tissue on Mon, 25 April 2016, 14:09:46
If you really want to bulk up, the sumo wrestlers’ secret is 5–10 bowls of rice and 5+ pints of beer with every meal.
since im a filthy american ill have the beer, i like only rice with chicken or fish

Sumo wrestlers also have intense workouts twice a day. and NAP for hours in between

not sure anything they do is practical for day job folks.
Title: Re: Is Costco Making Me Fat ?
Post by: ANightOnCloudNine on Mon, 25 April 2016, 14:21:28
If you really want to bulk up, the sumo wrestlers’ secret is 5–10 bowls of rice and 5+ pints of beer with every meal.
since im a filthy american ill have the beer, i like only rice with chicken or fish

Sumo wrestlers also have intense workouts twice a day. and NAP for hours in between

not sure anything they do is practical for day job folks.
ssshhh
Title: Re: Is Costco Making Me Fat ?
Post by: demik on Tue, 26 April 2016, 00:25:49
Costco pizza be stupidly cheap. $10 for enough pizza to feed someone for two days.

TIL if I am ever broke go to costco.

hot dog + soda = like 1.39
Title: Re: Is Costco Making Me Fat ?
Post by: xtrafrood on Tue, 26 April 2016, 00:31:36
Costco pizza be stupidly cheap. $10 for enough pizza to feed someone for two days.

TIL if I am ever broke go to costco.

hot dog + soda = like 1.39

I guess we're not talking about a Nathan's hot dog
Title: Re: Is Costco Making Me Fat ?
Post by: demik on Tue, 26 April 2016, 00:39:00
Costco pizza be stupidly cheap. $10 for enough pizza to feed someone for two days.

TIL if I am ever broke go to costco.

hot dog + soda = like 1.39

I guess we're not talking about a Nathan's hot dog

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you need more sausage in your mouth cs?
Title: Re: Is Costco Making Me Fat ?
Post by: beehatch on Tue, 26 April 2016, 00:39:38
Costco pizza be stupidly cheap. $10 for enough pizza to feed someone for two days.

TIL if I am ever broke go to costco.

hot dog + soda = like 1.39

I guess we're not talking about a Nathan's hot dog

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you need more sausage in your mouth cs?

l m a o
Title: Re: Is Costco Making Me Fat ?
Post by: demik on Tue, 26 April 2016, 00:44:28
ftr, the best thing costco sold were the carne asada bakes.

the day they stopped selling them.. that was a sad day. **** they were good.
Title: Re: Is Costco Making Me Fat ?
Post by: iamtootallforthis on Tue, 26 April 2016, 00:46:09
ftr, the best thing costco sold were the carne asada bakes.

the day they stopped selling them.. that was a sad day. **** they were good.

You can request they bring stuff back. If enough people ask they bring products back.
Title: Re: Is Costco Making Me Fat ?
Post by: demik on Tue, 26 April 2016, 00:46:51
ftr, the best thing costco sold were the carne asada bakes.

the day they stopped selling them.. that was a sad day. **** they were good.

You can request they bring stuff back. If enough people ask they bring products back.

sadly i think not that many people tried them. which explains why they got removed.

don't get me wrong, the chicken bakes are cool. but those were waaaaaaaaaaay better.
Title: Re: Is Costco Making Me Fat ?
Post by: xtrafrood on Tue, 26 April 2016, 00:47:12
Costco pizza be stupidly cheap. $10 for enough pizza to feed someone for two days.

TIL if I am ever broke go to costco.

hot dog + soda = like 1.39

I guess we're not talking about a Nathan's hot dog

Show Image
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you need more sausage in your mouth cs?

l m a o

Alright fine, that is the perfect amount of mustard. Well played
Title: Re: Is Costco Making Me Fat ?
Post by: iamtootallforthis on Tue, 26 April 2016, 00:48:01
ftr, the best thing costco sold were the carne asada bakes.

the day they stopped selling them.. that was a sad day. **** they were good.

You can request they bring stuff back. If enough people ask they bring products back.

sadly i think not that many people tried them. which explains why they got removed.

don't get me wrong, the chicken bakes are cool. but those were waaaaaaaaaaay better.

Oh gotcha. That sucks.
Title: Re: Is Costco Making Me Fat ?
Post by: Air tree on Tue, 26 April 2016, 10:10:18
ftr, the best thing costco sold were the carne asada bakes.

the day they stopped selling them.. that was a sad day. **** they were good.

You can request they bring stuff back. If enough people ask they bring products back.

sadly i think not that many people tried them. which explains why they got removed.

don't get me wrong, the chicken bakes are cool. but those were waaaaaaaaaaay better.
Man, there were carne asada bakes? I never knew this...:O


Man, that looks way better.
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Title: Re: Is Costco Making Me Fat ?
Post by: Elth on Tue, 26 April 2016, 10:26:29
ftr, the best thing costco sold were the carne asada bakes.

the day they stopped selling them.. that was a sad day. **** they were good.
Wait wait, carne asada bakes?!? Too bad they removed them  :(
Title: Re: Is Costco Making Me Fat ?
Post by: trenzafeeds on Tue, 26 April 2016, 10:44:55
TIL there's costco in china
Title: Re: Is Costco Making Me Fat ?
Post by: demik on Tue, 26 April 2016, 13:10:45
ftr, the best thing costco sold were the carne asada bakes.

the day they stopped selling them.. that was a sad day. **** they were good.

You can request they bring stuff back. If enough people ask they bring products back.

sadly i think not that many people tried them. which explains why they got removed.

don't get me wrong, the chicken bakes are cool. but those were waaaaaaaaaaay better.
Man, there were carne asada bakes? I never knew this...:O


Man, that looks way better.
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God damn I want one now
Title: Re: Is Costco Making Me Fat ?
Post by: Venatorious on Thu, 28 April 2016, 07:31:10
Guys this is torture I missed breakfast

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Title: Re: Is Costco Making Me Fat ?
Post by: pwade3 on Thu, 28 April 2016, 08:05:02
Guys this is torture I missed breakfast

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I feel your pain, 3 more hours till lunch.

I accidentally missed dinner last night too. Got caught up in stuff and suddenly it was midnight... whoops.
Title: Re: Is Costco Making Me Fat ?
Post by: tp4tissue on Thu, 28 April 2016, 10:13:50
Guys this is torture I missed breakfast



Should've got them Bulk Oreos pack from the Costco...

Keep a roll @ work wrapped in Foil...