Nobody take advice from this guy.
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Nobody take advice from this guy.
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too much free time today I see
I'm incredibly relieved that this post didn't mention the "friend zone"
I'm incredibly relieved that this post didn't mention the "friend zone"
This is both wrong and sad. Waiting for a girl who's dating someone else thinking you're in some kind of line and your next, this is not the way the world works. What happened to your brain that that dude thinks this is how society works and it is a valid way to date? That's really messed up, and very sad.
Tp4 = OLD
sometimes i feel that i need an interpreter while reading tp4 posts
I now understand why tp is single.
Dating advice by Tp4.No offence... but you've got to be kidding me :p .
I seriously don't mesh well with any of the women I know. But I'm not worried about finding someone, I'm more worried about my contribution to the great volcano of life. Like, what kind of food does one bring when they're about to throw themselves in a volcano? Olives? What the hell kind of food do the gods like? Mutton? What do I know?
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Dating advice by Tp4.
No offence... but you've got to be kidding me.
Just met up with an old buddy today.
I am surprised that some guys do this at (my age). Tp4 = OLD
But this fellar is following around the girl he likes. This girl is currently attached to someone else, So the fella is effectively Queuing..
THIS is a valid strategy, but many of these guys have not extrapolated that the odds of success scales linearly with the NUMBER of female-queues they wait in.
So, over all, if you're up to this.. You need to chase many skirts of this type SIMULTANEOUSLY..
In geek language, think Hyperthreading....Show Image(http://emoticoner.com/files/emoticons/onion-head/cool-onion-head-emoticon.gif?1292862496)
On the downtime between one instruction set, you can handle yet OTHER tasks.
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Dating advice by Tp4.
No offence... but you've got to be kidding me.
Clearly you are not blessed with cousins.
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Dating advice by Tp4.
No offence... but you've got to be kidding me.
Clearly you are not blessed with cousins.
(also I've got 9 cousins xD)
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Dating advice by Tp4.
No offence... but you've got to be kidding me.
Clearly you are not blessed with cousins.
(also I've got 9 cousins xD)
i'm from the south and i dont approve of cousins.. its just weird... but HEY what ever your into i guess
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Dating advice by Tp4.
No offence... but you've got to be kidding me.
Clearly you are not blessed with cousins.
(also I've got 9 cousins xD)
i'm from the south and i dont approve of cousins.. its just weird... but HEY what ever your into i guess
Cousins must be ugly then
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Dating advice by Tp4.
No offence... but you've got to be kidding me.
Clearly you are not blessed with cousins.
(also I've got 9 cousins xD)
i'm from the south and i dont approve of cousins.. its just weird... but HEY what ever your into i guess
Cousins must be ugly then
no i have attractive ones, but i always seem to find other options rather than hooking up with family. ;)
I'm incredibly relieved that this post didn't mention the "friend zone"
that's basically what it is
demik, I am lost in my own thread.. Halp. !!!Show Image(http://emoticoner.com/files/emoticons/onion-head/oh-onion-head-emoticon.gif?1292862514)
demik, I am lost in my own thread.. Halp. !!!Show Image(http://emoticoner.com/files/emoticons/onion-head/oh-onion-head-emoticon.gif?1292862514)
Smile and nod tp, smile and nod.
I only see failures in this strategy. And a waste of time. It's hyper threading on an infinite calculation.
demik, I am lost in my own thread.. Halp. !!!Show Image(http://emoticoner.com/files/emoticons/onion-head/oh-onion-head-emoticon.gif?1292862514)
Smile and nod tp, smile and nod.
That's what got you in trouble with the Señoritas isn't it.. ?
hahahahhahahaa
You still don't get the girl, thus infinite futility.I only see failures in this strategy. And a waste of time. It's hyper threading on an infinite calculation.
The calculation isn't infinite, there are numerous end-clauses..
if you get drafted
if you are forced to escape to africa
if the nsa gets ahold of your PC
if you die
etc etc etc...
TP4 needs a Vegas trip. Just hang out at the hotel clubs out here after midnight. Plenty of girls. Much easier to wait outside the entrance, you'll avoid grinding with Felicia or Chantel inside where the lights are off.bad idea. tp + outside = bad
Dude, we'd just drop him off. Come back around 2, if he's still coherent, move him to the next club at the hotel across the street. A couple of times doing that and TP will be MIA for at least a few days. He'll be alright though he won't pass a piss test for about a month.
He'd have all his organs, we'll promise him that. He just won't remember their names.
He'd have all his organs, we'll promise him that. He just won't remember their names.
He'd have all his organs, we'll promise him that. He just won't remember their names.
Oh boy.. I better finally get started naming my organs so I could later move onto forgetting them after a weekend shooting up heroin in Vegas...
i almost said nothing like heroin for dinner >.>
i almost said nothing like heroin for dinner >.>
demik, i really like that there is a swirl above your nipple
I wish you all luck
I wish you all luck
^
remember, tp is a robot. this is his plan to keep the human race from reproducing and just ending itself so him and his robot peeps can take over
i almost said nothing like heroin for dinner >.>
demik, i really like that there is a swirl above your nipple
ty! it's one of those stickers that you can put on while you tan. it gives my chest some flair if i do say so myself.
i almost said nothing like heroin for dinner >.>
demik, i really like that there is a swirl above your nipple
ty! it's one of those stickers that you can put on while you tan. it gives my chest some flair if i do say so myself.
Needs more flair
i almost said nothing like heroin for dinner >.>
demik, i really like that there is a swirl above your nipple
ty! it's one of those stickers that you can put on while you tan. it gives my chest some flair if i do say so myself.
Needs more flair
Can't. Don't wanna drive the people crazy.
It's for the good of the people
TP what do pancakes signify in a relationship? I've never had a pancake exchange in a relationship aside from Denny's :'(
TP what do pancakes signify in a relationship? I've never had a pancake exchange in a relationship aside from Denny's :'(
A breakfast date during the work week, means they only want (at that moment) the least commitment possible between the two of you..
It's different when you're in college, since you'd have ample free time to hang out after breakfast.. so in these cases, it's no different from a regular date..
But an ADULT breakfast date, means Assured escape plan/excuse (gotta go to work), No commitment for night-time activity (physical pressure to perform), and the rest of the day left to do whatever if the date burns.
Think about a dinner date, and how much resources is necessary. Thinking about it throughout the day alone is nerve racking..
hmmm, I see what you're saying. So if the first date is a brinner date and she loves it I should probably ask her to marry me?
hmmm, I see what you're saying. So if the first date is a brinner date and she loves it I should probably ask her to marry me?
no. time of day makes the difference in categorizing the intention of the date.
a serious question, do people date their family members (nonono... not incest here, I meant cousins)
a serious question, do people date their family members (nonono... not incest here, I meant cousins)
RIP TP thread
a serious question, do people date their family members (nonono... not incest here, I meant cousins)
RIP TP thread
Eh? Why? I am genuinely curious wanting to know!
Woah.. hey check out this chart here on wiki..
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cousin_marriage_law_in_the_United_States_by_state
hahaha. there are states that says you can haz sex with ur cousin, but not marry them..
and also states that let you marry them only if they're infertile, but it is still not legal to haz the sex..
WHICH makes no sense.. hahahahahaha this is a silly topic.. America is a silly place.
Woah.. hey check out this chart here on wiki..I have to say I'm rather surprised here and there at which states it's legal in and in which it's illegal.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cousin_marriage_law_in_the_United_States_by_state
hahaha. there are states that says you can haz sex with ur cousin, but not marry them..
and also states that let you marry them only if they're infertile, but it is still not legal to haz the sex..
WHICH makes no sense.. hahahahahaha this is a silly topic.. America is a silly place.
Woah.. hey check out this chart here on wiki..
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cousin_marriage_law_in_the_United_States_by_state
hahaha. there are states that says you can haz sex with ur cousin, but not marry them..
and also states that let you marry them only if they're infertile, but it is still not legal to haz the sex..
WHICH makes no sense.. hahahahahaha this is a silly topic.. America is a silly place.
da fuq did I just read???
TP what do pancakes signify in a relationship? I've never had a pancake exchange in a relationship aside from Denny's :'(
A breakfast date during the work week, means they only want (at that moment) the least commitment possible between the two of you..
It's different when you're in college, since you'd have ample free time to hang out after breakfast.. so in these cases, it's no different from a regular date..
But an ADULT breakfast date, means Assured escape plan/excuse (gotta go to work), No commitment for night-time activity (physical pressure to perform), and the rest of the day left to do whatever if the date burns.
Think about a dinner date, and how much resources is necessary. Thinking about it throughout the day alone is nerve racking..
Woah.. hey check out this chart here on wiki..I have to say I'm rather surprised here and there at which states it's legal in and in which it's illegal.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cousin_marriage_law_in_the_United_States_by_state
hahaha. there are states that says you can haz sex with ur cousin, but not marry them..
and also states that let you marry them only if they're infertile, but it is still not legal to haz the sex..
WHICH makes no sense.. hahahahahaha this is a silly topic.. America is a silly place.
i'm in SC. i read this and face palmed.
i'm in SC. i read this and face palmed.
Remember that most State constitutions were written when technology was non-existent and most people lived in remote rural regions where their choices were severely limited.
the cousin thing is over stated
the cousin thing is over stated
Except in the context of the tp4 advice thread, that is.
I know a guy that married and had a child with his first cousin. Kid came out fine.
i think this thread has derailed
went from dating queue to dating cousins
Yeah that's what I've read. The whole "your kid will come out messed up" is over blown. More like there is a bigger risk it your bloodline has a problem. But not a guarantee like everybody makes it out to be.I know a guy that married and had a child with his first cousin. Kid came out fine.
For the most part it's (genetically) okay.
i think this thread has derailed
went from dating queue to dating cousins
https://geekhack.org/index.php?topic=75735.msg1883501#msg1883501
Yeah that's what I've read. The whole "your kid will come out messed up" is over blown. More like there is a bigger risk it your bloodline has a problem. But not a guarantee like everybody makes it out to be.I know a guy that married and had a child with his first cousin. Kid came out fine.
For the most part it's (genetically) okay.
Yeah that's what I've read. The whole "your kid will come out messed up" is over blown. More like there is a bigger risk it your bloodline has a problem. But not a guarantee like everybody makes it out to be.I know a guy that married and had a child with his first cousin. Kid came out fine.
For the most part it's (genetically) okay.
I think the whole reason we think of the "your kid will come out messed up" is because the most commonly-used examples of inbreeding are in royalty. However, that was generations of cousins and siblings, at which point there were quite a few problems.
Yeah that's what I've read. The whole "your kid will come out messed up" is over blown. More like there is a bigger risk it your bloodline has a problem. But not a guarantee like everybody makes it out to be.I know a guy that married and had a child with his first cousin. Kid came out fine.
For the most part it's (genetically) okay.
I think the whole reason we think of the "your kid will come out messed up" is because the most commonly-used examples of inbreeding are in royalty. However, that was generations of cousins and siblings, at which point there were quite a few problems.
Using COMMIES as example for inbreeding is perfect tho. Just look at them. All ugly.
Yeah that's what I've read. The whole "your kid will come out messed up" is over blown. More like there is a bigger risk it your bloodline has a problem. But not a guarantee like everybody makes it out to be.I know a guy that married and had a child with his first cousin. Kid came out fine.
For the most part it's (genetically) okay.
I think the whole reason we think of the "your kid will come out messed up" is because the most commonly-used examples of inbreeding are in royalty. However, that was generations of cousins and siblings, at which point there were quite a few problems.
Using COMMIES as example for inbreeding is perfect tho. Just look at them. All ugly.
This one looks quite dapper.Show Image(http://i.imgur.com/CL4tKXF.jpg)
I think there is no such thing as 100% kid will be messed up via inbreeding... sometimes distant couples who are completely fine also end up with a down syndrome kid... the probability in genetics... is too complex, they say such as to avoid the higher risk due to inbreeding I think...
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I think there is no such thing as 100% kid will be messed up via inbreeding... sometimes distant couples who are completely fine also end up with a down syndrome kid... the probability in genetics... is too complex, they say such as to avoid the higher risk due to inbreeding I think...Show Image(https://i.ytimg.com/vi/-72zfCXAsM8/hqdefault.jpg)
Well... if we look at Cheetas, they're nearly 100% inbred.. and yet they're the fastest land animal.
So clearly inbreeding = speedddddddd
Now all we gotta do is get one internet to mate with another internet, then we get DOUBLE internet..
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaa
They're also getting close to extinction. Coincidence?
I think there is no such thing as 100% kid will be messed up via inbreeding... sometimes distant couples who are completely fine also end up with a down syndrome kid... the probability in genetics... is too complex, they say such as to avoid the higher risk due to inbreeding I think...Show Image(https://i.ytimg.com/vi/-72zfCXAsM8/hqdefault.jpg)
Well... if we look at Cheetas, they're nearly 100% inbred.. and yet they're the fastest land animal.
So clearly inbreeding = speedddddddd
Now all we gotta do is get one internet to mate with another internet, then we get DOUBLE internet..
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaa
No time to meet girls. Too busy on the net.They're also getting close to extinction. Coincidence?
I think there is no such thing as 100% kid will be messed up via inbreeding... sometimes distant couples who are completely fine also end up with a down syndrome kid... the probability in genetics... is too complex, they say such as to avoid the higher risk due to inbreeding I think...Show Image(https://i.ytimg.com/vi/-72zfCXAsM8/hqdefault.jpg)
Well... if we look at Cheetas, they're nearly 100% inbred.. and yet they're the fastest land animal.
So clearly inbreeding = speedddddddd
Now all we gotta do is get one internet to mate with another internet, then we get DOUBLE internet..
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaa
I think there is no such thing as 100% kid will be messed up via inbreeding... sometimes distant couples who are completely fine also end up with a down syndrome kid... the probability in genetics... is too complex, they say such as to avoid the higher risk due to inbreeding I think...Show Image(https://i.ytimg.com/vi/-72zfCXAsM8/hqdefault.jpg)
Well... if we look at Cheetas, they're nearly 100% inbred.. and yet they're the fastest land animal.
So clearly inbreeding = speedddddddd
Now all we gotta do is get one internet to mate with another internet, then we get DOUBLE internet..
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaa
I think there is no such thing as 100% kid will be messed up via inbreeding... sometimes distant couples who are completely fine also end up with a down syndrome kid... the probability in genetics... is too complex, they say such as to avoid the higher risk due to inbreeding I think...Show Image(https://i.ytimg.com/vi/-72zfCXAsM8/hqdefault.jpg)
Well... if we look at Cheetas, they're nearly 100% inbred.. and yet they're the fastest land animal.
So clearly inbreeding = speedddddddd
Now all we gotta do is get one internet to mate with another internet, then we get DOUBLE internet..
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaa
Okay, cheetahs are not "nearly 100% inbred", nor does inbreeding have anything to do with their speed.
TP, why? Whyyyyyyyy? There may be people reading these threads who believe you. D:
I'm pretty sure not a soul here takes tp too seriously :p .
I think there is no such thing as 100% kid will be messed up via inbreeding... sometimes distant couples who are completely fine also end up with a down syndrome kid... the probability in genetics... is too complex, they say such as to avoid the higher risk due to inbreeding I think...Show Image(https://i.ytimg.com/vi/-72zfCXAsM8/hqdefault.jpg)
Well... if we look at Cheetas, they're nearly 100% inbred.. and yet they're the fastest land animal.
So clearly inbreeding = speedddddddd
Now all we gotta do is get one internet to mate with another internet, then we get DOUBLE internet..
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaa
Okay, cheetahs are not "nearly 100% inbred", nor does inbreeding have anything to do with their speed.
TP, why? Whyyyyyyyy? There may be people reading these threads who believe you. D:
Dating advice by Tp4.
Can you make this a weekly thing?
Can you make this a weekly thing?
Dating, or advice?
QuoteDating advice by Tp4.
Can you make this a weekly thing, Tp4?
QuoteDating advice by Tp4.
Can you make this a weekly thing, Tp4?
I don't come across the boy-girl dynamic often enough at my advanced age to fill a weekly advice column..
QuoteDating advice by Tp4.
Can you make this a weekly thing, Tp4?
I don't come across the boy-girl dynamic often enough at my advanced age to fill a weekly advice column..
I think there is no such thing as 100% kid will be messed up via inbreeding... sometimes distant couples who are completely fine also end up with a down syndrome kid... the probability in genetics... is too complex, they say such as to avoid the higher risk due to inbreeding I think...Show Image(https://i.ytimg.com/vi/-72zfCXAsM8/hqdefault.jpg)
Well... if we look at Cheetas, they're nearly 100% inbred.. and yet they're the fastest land animal.
So clearly inbreeding = speedddddddd
Now all we gotta do is get one internet to mate with another internet, then we get DOUBLE internet..
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaa
Can you make this a weekly thing?
Dating, or advice?
I wonder how many girls tp has picked up in the years since
I wonder how many girls tp has picked up in the years since
Zero. Tp4 only eats veggie and play vidya.
fav veggie for ramen topping?
fav veggie for ramen topping?
Lightly tossed, scallion oil + Gai Lan.
I wonder how many girls tp has picked up in the years since
Zero, already married. . lol
If you go long enough not dating you lose interest and realize what a waste of time it is. You have so much free time and extra money unless you're me, plus none of the emotional bull**** and frivolous arguments. Sex is drastically overrated, filthy stressful and tedious, you aren't missing anything on that front. The only real reason to be in a relationship is procreation and raising a kid, otherwise a huge waste of time and energy. Just love yourself... so to speak.
If you go long enough not dating you lose interest and realize what a waste of time it is. You have so much free time and extra money unless you're me, plus none of the emotional bull**** and frivolous arguments. Sex is drastically overrated, filthy stressful and tedious, you aren't missing anything on that front. The only real reason to be in a relationship is procreation and raising a kid, otherwise a huge waste of time and energy. Just love yourself... so to speak.
If you go long enough not dating you lose interest and realize what a waste of time it is. You have so much free time and extra money unless you're me, plus none of the emotional bull**** and frivolous arguments. Sex is drastically overrated, filthy stressful and tedious, you aren't missing anything on that front. The only real reason to be in a relationship is procreation and raising a kid, otherwise a huge waste of time and energy. Just love yourself... so to speak.:))