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Title: G I V E A W A Y - make me laugh
Post by: drewba on Thu, 05 May 2016, 17:38:54: I need to find new homes for these keys. Giving away 1 MX Wicked Plum Grumpkin & 1 MX Pink w/reflective swirl Keythulu.

(http://i.imgur.com/sUkFauZ.jpg)

The post that makes me laugh the hardest will win the key of their choice. Text, pictures, video, whatever. Just make me laugh. The second key will be given away by RNG.

Rules
1. Must have joined geekhack before February 1, 2016
2. Must have at least 50 posts

Winners will be posted on Sunday 5/8, packages will be shipped the week of 5/9.

~~Beehatch is disqualified. Unless she removes the blacklist on her existing giveaway.~~ bee u good
Title: Re: G I V E A W A Y - make me laugh
Post by: demik on Thu, 05 May 2016, 17:41:18: even if u dont laugh, i laughed.

it's impossible for me not to laugh at this.

btw im pretty sure that blacklist is just a joke.
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Post by: Dongulator on Thu, 05 May 2016, 17:45:12
Title: Re: G I V E A W A Y - make me laugh
Post by: drewba on Thu, 05 May 2016, 17:46:01: Quote from: demik on Thu, 05 May 2016, 17:41:18
btw im pretty sure that blacklist is just a joke.

she owes you if she wins
Title: Re: G I V E A W A Y - make me laugh
Post by: chyros on Thu, 05 May 2016, 17:48:42: Aw man, that grape lady makes some amazing noises when she falls xDDD .
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Post by: Sneaky Potato on Thu, 05 May 2016, 17:52:00: (http://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20160505/9921ae87ee151f60944bd70f4fcc7b1a.jpg)

Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk
Title: Re: G I V E A W A Y - make me laugh
Post by: trenzafeeds on Thu, 05 May 2016, 17:53:49: Quote from: Sneaky Potato on Thu, 05 May 2016, 17:52:00
Show Image
(http://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20160505/9921ae87ee151f60944bd70f4fcc7b1a.jpg)

now that's some HIGH ENERGY
Title: Re: G I V E A W A Y - make me laugh
Post by: dudeletsgo on Thu, 05 May 2016, 17:54:12: It's worth a try, even though I fail some requirements.

What do you call a nun in a wheelchair?

Virgin Mobile!

Alternatively, a Roamin' Catholic? :)
Title: Re: G I V E A W A Y - make me laugh
Post by: demik on Thu, 05 May 2016, 17:54:52: Quote from: drewba on Thu, 05 May 2016, 17:46:01
Quote from: demik on Thu, 05 May 2016, 17:41:18
btw im pretty sure that blacklist is just a joke.

she owes you if she wins

i'll add it to the list
Title: Re: G I V E A W A Y - make me laugh
Post by: sek1ne on Thu, 05 May 2016, 17:59:44: This crazy cat always makes me laugh.

http://i.imgur.com/btkuyR1.gifv
Title: Re: G I V E A W A Y - make me laugh
Post by: Sneaky Potato on Thu, 05 May 2016, 18:06:56: Quote from: trenzafeeds on Thu, 05 May 2016, 17:53:49
Quote from: Sneaky Potato on Thu, 05 May 2016, 17:52:00
Show Image
(http://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20160505/9921ae87ee151f60944bd70f4fcc7b1a.jpg)

now that's some HIGH ENERGY

WE NEED TO BUILD A TROUGH
Title: Re: G I V E A W A Y - make me laugh
Post by: pwade3 on Thu, 05 May 2016, 18:16:38: This gif makes me laugh every time.

http://imgur.com/gallery/L5aOpZc (http://imgur.com/gallery/L5aOpZc)
Title: Re: G I V E A W A Y - make me laugh
Post by: bocahgundul on Thu, 05 May 2016, 18:25:15: Quote from: sek1ne on Thu, 05 May 2016, 17:59:44
This crazy cat always makes me laugh.

http://i.imgur.com/btkuyR1.gifv

That is an electric toy :(
Title: Re: G I V E A W A Y - make me laugh
Post by: clacktalk on Thu, 05 May 2016, 18:34:36: yo look at this **** i was shaking the entire train last night trying to contain my laughter
Title: Re: G I V E A W A Y - make me laugh
Post by: 1swt2gs on Thu, 05 May 2016, 18:43:54: (http://i.imgur.com/rsQ93.png)
Title: Re: G I V E A W A Y - make me laugh
Post by: katushkin on Thu, 05 May 2016, 18:50:57: Quote from: clacktalk on Thu, 05 May 2016, 18:34:36
yo look at this **** i was shaking the entire train last night trying to contain my laughter

Holy **** - can confirm the shakes are real.
Title: Re: G I V E A W A Y - make me laugh
Post by: chyros on Thu, 05 May 2016, 19:02:44: Look at me, I'm the ferret now!

http://imgur.com/yyWqF8q
Title: Re: G I V E A W A Y - make me laugh
Post by: jerue on Thu, 05 May 2016, 19:05:17: (http://i.imgur.com/fQO29Os.gif)
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Post by: DAVYtm on Thu, 05 May 2016, 19:39:09: (http://i2.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/001/043/026/9f4.jpg)
Title: Re: G I V E A W A Y - make me laugh
Post by: Badwrench on Thu, 05 May 2016, 19:51:04: Oh man do I miss this show.
Title: Re: G I V E A W A Y - make me laugh
Post by: nmur on Thu, 05 May 2016, 19:56:10: Quote from: DAVYtm on Thu, 05 May 2016, 19:39:09
Show Image
(http://i2.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/001/043/026/9f4.jpg)

(http://img.ifcdn.com/images/4fba85de0830ebdb59c7541c54b7a5ef9adbceff0d6d58f93c4e6a9b06df4e6d_1.jpg)
Title: Re: G I V E A W A Y - make me laugh
Post by: romevi on Thu, 05 May 2016, 20:02:01: (http://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20160506/da51923f093c20f14ef6bd02ca812285.jpg)
Title: Re: G I V E A W A Y - make me laugh
Post by: DAVYtm on Thu, 05 May 2016, 20:17:11: Quote from: nmur on Thu, 05 May 2016, 19:56:10
Quote from: DAVYtm on Thu, 05 May 2016, 19:39:09
Show Image
(http://i2.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/001/043/026/9f4.jpg)

Show Image
(http://img.ifcdn.com/images/4fba85de0830ebdb59c7541c54b7a5ef9adbceff0d6d58f93c4e6a9b06df4e6d_1.jpg)

(http://i0.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/001/070/755/1f2.jpg)
Title: Re: G I V E A W A Y - make me laugh
Post by: Flyersfan1 on Thu, 05 May 2016, 20:17:23: Quote from: Badwrench on Thu, 05 May 2016, 19:51:04
Oh man do I miss this show.

+1 that show was a treasure:
my contribution is dunkey's dark souls 3 review, makes me laugh every time.
Title: Re: G I V E A W A Y - make me laugh
Post by: Glenmael on Thu, 05 May 2016, 20:39:03: (http://img.ffffound.com/static-data/assets/6/0902183bbfca7bb004f441423ae676b57503cffd_m.gif)
Title: Re: G I V E A W A Y - make me laugh
Post by: clacktalk on Thu, 05 May 2016, 20:40:11: yo holy ****

https://instagram.com/p/BE_1iZ_IRfA/

arguably not as good as tay zonday bc im in the train and not shaking it with my chortles
Title: Re: G I V E A W A Y - make me laugh
Post by: effectiveduck on Thu, 05 May 2016, 21:19:52: (https://media.giphy.com/media/cPxRDvlSj9QKA/giphy.gif)
Title: Re: G I V E A W A Y - make me laugh
Post by: ika on Thu, 05 May 2016, 21:24:17: (http://i.imgur.com/rSnA8.png)
Title: Re: G I V E A W A Y - make me laugh
Post by: romevi on Thu, 05 May 2016, 21:28:26: Cheating a bit, but count my posts as one. Not sure if the gif is too big, so I'll post the link too.

(http://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20160506/86186ac6a2b236f42bb18d0fc4826383.gif)

http://m.imgur.com/gallery/Bl0RSeC
Title: Re: G I V E A W A Y - make me laugh
Post by: rurushu on Thu, 05 May 2016, 21:33:52: This one always makes me laugh so hard

(http://i.imgur.com/wHE5ENi.gif)
Title: Re: G I V E A W A Y - make me laugh
Post by: Jokrik on Thu, 05 May 2016, 21:38:41: This never gets old

Or you can watch this, this is the top of epic

http://www.shibatabread.com/search/label/No%20Laughing%20HOSPITAL , search episode 1 (here's episode 1 link : http://www.shibatabread.com/2009/02/moving-up-in-world.html)
Title: Re: G I V E A W A Y - make me laugh
Post by: alexjd99 on Thu, 05 May 2016, 21:49:49: (https://pbs.twimg.com/profile_images/630915137327595520/MNMFzkAY.jpg)
Title: Re: G I V E A W A Y - make me laugh
Post by: beehatch on Thu, 05 May 2016, 21:50:05: my submission

Quote from: demik on Thu, 05 May 2016, 21:43:27
okay so, in my bid to not be goth/emo i went and got some shirts with colors (mfw one of them is white and grey.. but mostly white).

on the way there, i saw a performance blue FiST behind me so I tried to let traffic flow so I can say what's up since it's rare to see another FiST on the road. but it just wasn't going to work out so i said **** it and got on the left turn lane. i look at my rear view and dude is gunning it towards me so im like dope he wants to say whats up also. he pulls up next to me and we chat. he had just gotten his and it was bone stock so he was telling me what he was going to do (this is a very long light) and blah blah. light turns green and we both turn so im like dude might just be turning around to go where he wanted to go. he puts his window up and so do i.. i park.. and so does he. and we have a very silent and awkward walk into the same store :|

then.. im looking at shirts and one of the workers is around and i dont know what i want so i just look around and i know shes about to ask me if i need any help and i didnt want to talk to anybody but i know it's coming and im like **** what do i do.. so she's approaching me and as soon as she opens her mouth i just 180 it and leave. i left her there like a ****. and i really wanted a ****ing shirt there and now i couldn't go around there because it would be weird. so i walked around the store like a moron until she moved into another section and i was cleared to grab said shirt. so i got it to try it on and the chick at the dressing rooms had really nice eyebrows but that has nothing to do with the story.

i also saw focus ST on the way back.

i hate going outside.
Title: Re: G I V E A W A Y - make me laugh
Post by: polentA on Thu, 05 May 2016, 21:52:12: I was really sick once when I was a kid, and had to stay home from school. I had a fever and was sitting in my white underwear all day, just sweating and watching TV.

Later in the afternoon, my grandma came over to drop off my little brother and had gotten me a strawberry milkshake. She knew I was sick, but thought I might be feeling ok enough to eat/drink a milkshake (but I really think she just didn't want me to feel left out after buying my brother some food). I excitedly drank the whole thing while watching some Nicktoon, until I felt this strange feeling in my stomach. I could feel the shake oozing back up my throat. I got up and started running to the bathroom, but not soon enough. I ended up puking up the whole thing in front me while I ran, all over our tile floor. One slippery step later and I find myself sitting in a puddle of my own vomit, still puking on myself with a sore ass, crying.

That Keythulu looks like my underwear that evening: slimy, pink, and angry :) :thumb:
Title: Re: G I V E A W A Y - make me laugh
Post by: nathanrosspowell on Thu, 05 May 2016, 22:08:48: Hey, that plum looks good can I trade it for a twinkie? :cool:
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Post by: HouseofSuffering on Thu, 05 May 2016, 22:34:36
Title: Re: G I V E A W A Y - make me laugh
Post by: Darkside on Thu, 05 May 2016, 22:36:55: This lady body slamming a rope always makes me laugh:

(http://i.imgur.com/t7ZlhCx.gif)

I don't have 50 posts. :'(
Title: Re: G I V E A W A Y - make me laugh
Post by: dohbot on Thu, 05 May 2016, 23:28:03: (http://imgur.com/nbNeUCC.gif)
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Post by: sitch on Thu, 05 May 2016, 23:31:10
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Post by: clacktalk on Thu, 05 May 2016, 23:53:57: Quote from: HouseofSuffering on Thu, 05 May 2016, 22:34:36

milana vayntrub is my jam
Title: Re: G I V E A W A Y - make me laugh
Post by: kohi on Fri, 06 May 2016, 00:41:33
Title: Re: G I V E A W A Y - make me laugh
Post by: HouseofSuffering on Fri, 06 May 2016, 01:04:23: Quote from: clacktalk on Thu, 05 May 2016, 23:53:57
Quote from: HouseofSuffering on Thu, 05 May 2016, 22:34:36

milana vayntrub is my jam

You and me both, man. :thumb:

(http://i.imgur.com/vOmXY0n.gif)
Title: Re: G I V E A W A Y - make me laugh
Post by: munch on Fri, 06 May 2016, 01:07:53: http://i.imgur.com/0mUbx0K.gifv
Title: Re: G I V E A W A Y - make me laugh
Post by: chuckdee on Fri, 06 May 2016, 01:09:26: I'm not eligible. I just want to post a funny :))

(http://i.imgur.com/GohFX1k.jpg)

And a video:
Title: Re: G I V E A W A Y - make me laugh
Post by: Halverson on Fri, 06 May 2016, 02:05:16: (http://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20160506/b112752d9b2728aeb3611b4777c66cc5.jpg)
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Post by: Photekq on Fri, 06 May 2016, 06:00:40
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Post by: phosphoric on Fri, 06 May 2016, 19:45:36: tales of it part 1 (http://imgur.com/gallery/iJD8f) and part 2 (http://imgur.com/gallery/AOz0d)
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Post by: appleonama on Sat, 07 May 2016, 02:36:56
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Post by: kiwi99 on Sat, 07 May 2016, 03:35:07
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Post by: Prelim on Sat, 07 May 2016, 11:45:57: one amazing thing that I saw this week, priceless oldschool ****! ;)
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Post by: justify on Sat, 07 May 2016, 17:01:04
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Post by: ANightOnCloudNine on Sat, 07 May 2016, 17:13:02: Quote from: Photekq on Fri, 06 May 2016, 06:00:40
sammy boy is always a laugh for me
Title: Re: G I V E A W A Y - make me laugh
Post by: yinzer on Sat, 07 May 2016, 17:17:39: Hello. I hope you enjoy this.
Title: Re: G I V E A W A Y - make me laugh
Post by: ANightOnCloudNine on Sat, 07 May 2016, 17:20:48: guess what, chicken butt
Xd
Title: Re: G I V E A W A Y - make me laugh
Post by: Phenix on Sat, 07 May 2016, 22:10:54: I: Turn around 180 degree.
Friend: left or right?

[size=85]typos due to my touch screen are possible[size]
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Post by: Bevo on Mon, 09 May 2016, 02:36:27
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Post by: henz on Mon, 09 May 2016, 02:51:50
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Post by: Pwner on Mon, 09 May 2016, 04:02:00: The greatest gif of all time:

(http://www.gifbin.com/bin/072009/1248709222_slap-dance.gif)
Title: Re: G I V E A W A Y - make me laugh
Post by: Prelim on Mon, 09 May 2016, 04:55:00: IT crowd ownz indeed!
Title: Re: G I V E A W A Y - make me laugh
Post by: drewba on Mon, 09 May 2016, 13:14:57: This one is officially closed. Winners will be posted & pm'd asap
Title: Re: G I V E A W A Y - make me laugh
Post by: drewba on Thu, 12 May 2016, 14:56:09: Sorry this took me so long - I decided to go back and look at everything a few times because there were some serious gagz n goofz posted. I had a lot of fun, thanks for making me laugh.

Made me laugh the hardest: Prelim
RNG Winner: clacktalk
If anyone has any tips for shipping affordably from the US to Portugal I would appreciate it.

The winning entry: it's smart, absurd & hysterical. What a wild ride. If you liked this, you can download 2 Lords of Synth tracks for free and see more videos in this style here. (http://www.adultswim.com/videos/specials/)
Title: Re: G I V E A W A Y - make me laugh
Post by: Moistgun on Thu, 12 May 2016, 15:02:10: I know its closed, but I still want to make you laugh anyways.

the hardest Ive laughed in a long time was the grapefruit video

SUPER NSFW!

SUPER NSFW. !!!
Title: Re: G I V E A W A Y - make me laugh
Post by: drewba on Thu, 12 May 2016, 15:04:15: Quote from: Moistgun on Thu, 12 May 2016, 15:02:10
I know its closed, but I still want to make you laugh anyways.

the hardest Ive laughed in a long time was the grapefruit video

I cant post a link right now but just look up "how to grapefruit your man" on youtube.

SUPER NSFW. !!!

I know the exact video you're talking about and STILL remember the noises that lady makes. hahaha thanks moistgun
Title: Re: G I V E A W A Y - make me laugh
Post by: demik on Thu, 12 May 2016, 15:08:37: I demand a recount
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Post by: Prelim on Thu, 12 May 2016, 15:23:31: wow! I'm so happy right now, first time winning something over GH :D :D

thank you so much and nice to see that you liked my vid :thumb:
Title: Re: G I V E A W A Y - make me laugh
Post by: drewba on Thu, 12 May 2016, 15:24:58: Quote from: Demik on Thu, 12 May 2016, 15:08:37
I demand a recount

Your video was on the short list. But you lost

Quote from: Prelim on Thu, 12 May 2016, 15:23:31
wow! I'm so happy right now, first time winning something over GH :D :D

thank you so much and nice to see that you liked my vid :thumb:

:thumb:
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Post by: demik on Thu, 12 May 2016, 15:57:20: Always the bridesmaid never the bride OnO
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Post by: jerue on Thu, 12 May 2016, 16:12:53: congrats winners!!

uh, ship first class INTL...that's about all the tips I have for ya :))
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Post by: clacktalk on Thu, 12 May 2016, 16:16:57: i refuse to acknowledge that i've been beat

but i will gladly take the spoils of the rng

i'm so conflicted right now do i luv u or hate u
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Post by: clacktalk on Thu, 12 May 2016, 16:20:43: i luv u <3
Title: Re: G I V E A W A Y - make me laugh
Post by: drewba on Thu, 12 May 2016, 20:13:32: Quote from: clacktalk on Thu, 12 May 2016, 16:20:43
i luv u <3
olive juice

Quote from: jerue on Thu, 12 May 2016, 16:12:53
congrats winners!!

uh, ship first class INTL...that's about all the tips I have for ya :))
thanks jerue!
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Post by: Jokrik on Thu, 12 May 2016, 20:30:37: Congrats winners! :)
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Post by: clacktalk on Wed, 25 May 2016, 03:46:31: drewba my hero look at this **** y'all

(http://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20160525/28e4d6f0c160e6b05a621a8401da25e1.jpg)

i'm blessed. thanks again to drewba for hosting a very fun giveaway

THIS IS A QUICK SNAP. I WILL TRY HARDER ON A DAY I'M OFF WORK
Title: Re: G I V E A W A Y - make me laugh
Post by: Prelim on Mon, 30 May 2016, 06:32:57: and here it is ;)

(http://i.imgur.com/IyAIToY.jpg)

(http://i.imgur.com/GVW5Wgj.jpg)
Title: Re: G I V E A W A Y - make me laugh
Post by: drewba on Mon, 30 May 2016, 14:49:13: Quote from: Prelim on Mon, 30 May 2016, 06:32:57
and here it is ;)

Show Image
(http://i.imgur.com/IyAIToY.jpg)

Show Image
(http://i.imgur.com/GVW5Wgj.jpg)

Quote from: clacktalk on Wed, 25 May 2016, 03:46:31
drewba my hero look at this **** y'all

Show Image
(http://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20160525/28e4d6f0c160e6b05a621a8401da25e1.jpg)

i'm blessed. thanks again to drewba for hosting a very fun giveaway

THIS IS A QUICK SNAP. I WILL TRY HARDER ON A DAY I'M OFF WORK

Take care of them my friends ;D