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Title: Vikings.. (TV show)... Spoiler Alert
Post by: tp4tissue on Sun, 22 May 2016, 11:59:20: Marrying 2 women..

2-superh0t women

Wow..

Tp4 can't even get half of a moderately attractive female...

Dang.. it'd be so nice to be king...

(http://www.cute-factor.com/images/smilies/onion/073.gif)
Title: Re: Vikings.. (TV show)
Post by: jaffers on Sun, 22 May 2016, 12:00:53: YOU TOO!? ****k man, its the best show, wait until you finish season 4. I'm keen for next season and it starts straight up after game of thrones finishes, so its a really nice segway

EDIT: Season 3 is probably the best of the current 4 that are out now, and they always have some nice twists in every couple of episodes like game of thrones to keep you on your toes

EDIT EDIT: You probs can't get grills because you freak them out with your keyboards and crazy talk. Try act normal or some ****, even if its only for a few hours before you do the deed and go back to being insane
Title: Re: Vikings.. (TV show)
Post by: tp4tissue on Sun, 22 May 2016, 12:03:39: Quote from: jaffers on Sun, 22 May 2016, 12:00:53
YOU TOO!? ****k man, its the best show, wait until you finish season 4. I'm keen for next season and it starts straight up after game of thrones finishes, so its a really nice segway

EDIT: Season 3 is probably the best of the current 4 that are out now, and they always have some nice twists in every couple of episodes like game of thrones to keep you on your toes

I'm liking vikings much more than GOT,

GOT is so messy, Vikings is very focused, and you know what's happening..
Title: Re: Vikings.. (TV show)
Post by: tp4tissue on Sun, 22 May 2016, 12:05:16: they had divorce back then?

wow, pretty advanced..
Title: Re: Vikings.. (TV show)
Post by: jaffers on Sun, 22 May 2016, 12:07:42: Quote from: tp4tissue on Sun, 22 May 2016, 12:05:16
they had divorce back then?

wow, pretty advanced..

Are you actually watching it while posting in this thread?
Title: Re: Vikings.. (TV show)
Post by: nugglets on Sun, 22 May 2016, 12:09:07: Quote from: tp4tissue on Sun, 22 May 2016, 12:05:16
they had divorce back then?

wow, pretty advanced..

They even had the precursor to prenuptial agreements.

Viking society was honestly pretty incredible.
Title: Re: Vikings.. (TV show)
Post by: tp4tissue on Sun, 22 May 2016, 12:09:29: Quote from: jaffers on Sun, 22 May 2016, 12:07:42
Quote from: tp4tissue on Sun, 22 May 2016, 12:05:16
they had divorce back then?

wow, pretty advanced..

Are you actually watching it while posting in this thread?

Problem ?(http://emoticoner.com/files/emoticons/onion-head/sleeping-onion-head-emoticon.gif?1292862520)

//Goin'' west...
Title: Re: Vikings.. (TV show)
Post by: tp4tissue on Sun, 22 May 2016, 12:12:57: Floki still my favorite character..

Though he' more crazy than Tp4..

I'd imagine it's all the drinking they do..
Title: Re: Vikings.. (TV show)
Post by: tp4tissue on Sun, 22 May 2016, 12:13:36: oh man... second wife is sooooo cramping his ragnar's style... jealous type.. hahahahaha
Title: Re: Vikings.. (TV show)
Post by: jaffers on Sun, 22 May 2016, 12:14:26: Quote from: tp4tissue on Sun, 22 May 2016, 12:12:57
Floki still my favorite character..

Though he' more crazy than Tp4..

I'd imagine it's all the drinking they do..

hehehehe you'll like floki.... for now
Title: Re: Vikings.. (TV show)
Post by: tp4tissue on Sun, 22 May 2016, 12:16:10: hahahaha...

Whenever a man tells his wife, "I do not want to sleep with that girl"...

hahahahahahaha
Title: Re: Vikings.. (TV show)... Spoiler Alert
Post by: tp4tissue on Sun, 22 May 2016, 12:21:24: I honestly think the second wife is a better fit for a queen..

A queen is a political figure, and the first wife , as good and devote as she is , she's too plain..

Her education probably doesn't prepare her to deal with holding power.
Title: Re: Vikings.. (TV show)... Spoiler Alert
Post by: jaffers on Sun, 22 May 2016, 12:24:30: Quote from: tp4tissue on Sun, 22 May 2016, 12:21:24
I honestly think the second wife is a better fit for a queen..

A queen is a political figure, and the first wife , as good and devote as she is , she's too plain..

Her education probably doesn't prepare her to deal with holding power.

She's so bangin tho, and they seemed better together tbh
Title: Re: Vikings.. (TV show)... Spoiler Alert
Post by: tp4tissue on Sun, 22 May 2016, 12:24:34: did these guys really keep goats as pets..

Goat pee is like, OMG... how could they do that..
Title: Re: Vikings.. (TV show)... Spoiler Alert
Post by: tp4tissue on Sun, 22 May 2016, 12:25:04: Quote from: jaffers on Sun, 22 May 2016, 12:24:30
Quote from: tp4tissue on Sun, 22 May 2016, 12:21:24
I honestly think the second wife is a better fit for a queen..

A queen is a political figure, and the first wife , as good and devote as she is , she's too plain..

Her education probably doesn't prepare her to deal with holding power.

She's so bangin tho, and they seemed better together tbh

The first wife or second?
Title: Re: Vikings.. (TV show)... Spoiler Alert
Post by: jaffers on Sun, 22 May 2016, 12:28:39: Quote from: tp4tissue on Sun, 22 May 2016, 12:25:04
Quote from: jaffers on Sun, 22 May 2016, 12:24:30
Quote from: tp4tissue on Sun, 22 May 2016, 12:21:24
I honestly think the second wife is a better fit for a queen..

A queen is a political figure, and the first wife , as good and devote as she is , she's too plain..

Her education probably doesn't prepare her to deal with holding power.

She's so bangin tho, and they seemed better together tbh

The first wife or second?

First wife, I much prefer her over the other one. The second wife seems a bit cold
Title: Re: Vikings.. (TV show)... Spoiler Alert
Post by: nugglets on Sun, 22 May 2016, 12:31:34: Quote from: tp4tissue on Sun, 22 May 2016, 12:21:24
I honestly think the second wife is a better fit for a queen..

A queen is a political figure, and the first wife , as good and devote as she is , she's too plain..

Her education probably doesn't prepare her to deal with holding power.

Trust me, you don't want to underestimate Lagertha ;)
Title: Re: Vikings.. (TV show)... Spoiler Alert
Post by: tp4tissue on Sun, 22 May 2016, 12:32:47: Quote from: jaffers on Sun, 22 May 2016, 12:28:39

First wife, I much prefer her over the other one. The second wife seems a bit cold

She's too weak though..

Her leaving is indicative of that..

She weighed her pride against the station of Queen..

That's a stupid move..
Title: Re: Vikings.. (TV show)... Spoiler Alert
Post by: tp4tissue on Sun, 22 May 2016, 12:34:26: Quote from: nugglets on Sun, 22 May 2016, 12:31:34
Quote from: tp4tissue on Sun, 22 May 2016, 12:21:24
I honestly think the second wife is a better fit for a queen..

A queen is a political figure, and the first wife , as good and devote as she is , she's too plain..

Her education probably doesn't prepare her to deal with holding power.

Trust me, you don't want to underestimate Lagertha ;)

I mean.. that's just for drama sake if she makes a comeback..

It wouldn't be realistic
Title: Re: Vikings.. (TV show)... Spoiler Alert
Post by: Booper on Sun, 22 May 2016, 12:36:33: Lagertha is the ****. Ragnar was not smart for choosing Asslog over her IMO.. she is terrible. Lagertha is the ultimate bad ass.

If you're impressed now though, wait til season 4! Ragnar gets around... everyone gets around! haha :eek:
Title: Re: Vikings.. (TV show)... Spoiler Alert
Post by: nugglets on Sun, 22 May 2016, 12:39:25: Quote from: tp4tissue on Sun, 22 May 2016, 12:34:26
Quote from: nugglets on Sun, 22 May 2016, 12:31:34
Quote from: tp4tissue on Sun, 22 May 2016, 12:21:24
I honestly think the second wife is a better fit for a queen..

A queen is a political figure, and the first wife , as good and devote as she is , she's too plain..

Her education probably doesn't prepare her to deal with holding power.

Trust me, you don't want to underestimate Lagertha ;)

I mean.. that's just for drama sake if she makes a comeback..

It wouldn't be realistic

Lol K.
Title: Re: Vikings.. (TV show)... Spoiler Alert
Post by: tp4tissue on Sun, 22 May 2016, 12:41:05: New Goal in life.. ??

/Shield Maidens...

(http://emoticoner.com/files/emoticons/onion-head/embarrassed4-onion-head-emoticon.gif?1292862503)
Title: Re: Vikings.. (TV show)... Spoiler Alert
Post by: tp4tissue on Sun, 22 May 2016, 12:44:04: Actually, The more I think about it...

Shield Maidens probably wouldn't have been very pretty in the conventional sense .. no?
Title: Re: Vikings.. (TV show)... Spoiler Alert
Post by: tp4tissue on Sun, 22 May 2016, 12:50:54: How could you smack someone across the face hard enough to draw blood, but not cause any bruising..

Did the vikings have super makeup technology ? hahahahahahha
Title: Re: Vikings.. (TV show)... Spoiler Alert
Post by: tp4tissue on Sun, 22 May 2016, 13:17:27: Woah, they totally forgot to call #Nohomo before taking a bath together.
Title: Re: Vikings.. (TV show)... Spoiler Alert
Post by: tp4tissue on Sun, 22 May 2016, 13:41:49: Jesus christ..

The second wife is like.. babies... babies.. babies.. babies.. m0re babies.
Title: Re: Vikings.. (TV show)... Spoiler Alert
Post by: tp4tissue on Sun, 22 May 2016, 21:18:31: Oh man.. you can eat mice..

Totally forgot that people ate these little guys..
Title: Re: Vikings.. (TV show)... Spoiler Alert
Post by: tp4tissue on Sun, 22 May 2016, 21:26:18: Floki is so -bipolar-
Title: Re: Vikings.. (TV show)... Spoiler Alert
Post by: xtrafrood on Sun, 22 May 2016, 23:04:53: Floki is the only believable character imo
Title: Re: Vikings.. (TV show)... Spoiler Alert
Post by: jaffers on Mon, 23 May 2016, 00:01:33: Someone has caught the viking fever
Title: Re: Vikings.. (TV show)... Spoiler Alert
Post by: SBJ on Mon, 23 May 2016, 01:09:38: Quote from: tp4tissue on Sun, 22 May 2016, 11:59:20
Marrying 2 women..

2-superh0t women

Wow..

Tp4 can't even get half of a moderately attractive female...

Dang.. it'd be so nice to be king...

Show Image
(http://www.cute-factor.com/images/smilies/onion/073.gif)

You're welcome in Denmark, we'll make a viking of you yet.
Title: Re: Vikings.. (TV show)... Spoiler Alert
Post by: tp4tissue on Mon, 23 May 2016, 04:06:30: Quote from: StickyBlueJuice on Mon, 23 May 2016, 01:09:38
Quote from: tp4tissue on Sun, 22 May 2016, 11:59:20
Marrying 2 women..

2-superh0t women

Wow..

Tp4 can't even get half of a moderately attractive female...

Dang.. it'd be so nice to be king...

Show Image
(http://www.cute-factor.com/images/smilies/onion/073.gif)

You're welcome in Denmark, we'll make a viking of you yet.

Hahahahaha...

Once Tp4 achieves 0.5 moderately attractive female.. Tp4 shall consider the possibility of 1.1
Title: Re: Vikings.. (TV show)... Spoiler Alert
Post by: SBJ on Mon, 23 May 2016, 08:15:55: Quote from: tp4tissue on Mon, 23 May 2016, 04:06:30
Quote from: StickyBlueJuice on Mon, 23 May 2016, 01:09:38
Quote from: tp4tissue on Sun, 22 May 2016, 11:59:20
Marrying 2 women..

2-superh0t women

Wow..

Tp4 can't even get half of a moderately attractive female...

Dang.. it'd be so nice to be king...

Show Image
(http://www.cute-factor.com/images/smilies/onion/073.gif)

You're welcome in Denmark, we'll make a viking of you yet.

Hahahahaha...

Once Tp4 achieves 0.5 moderately attractive female.. Tp4 shall consider the possibility of 1.1
Good call. Denmark's pretty windy, and cold, and wet and our summers aren't great either.
Basically, if you do come, get some warm clothes.
Title: Re: Vikings.. (TV show)... Spoiler Alert
Post by: dgneo on Mon, 23 May 2016, 08:24:37: (https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/1/1a/VQ_comicon.jpg)

This is the only Viking I know.