You'd have to focus on women instead of internet, tp. You'd lose your **** it under a minute.
I would not do well in a zombie apocalypse. I have a friend who would be awesome though so I'd just follow him.
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An apocalypse is the complete and final destruction of the world. I don't think anyone would really enjoy that.
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I want a nuclear war to happen
An apocalypse is the complete and final destruction of the world. I don't think anyone would really enjoy that.
I've played ****tons of Left 4 Dead, Killing Floor and Killing Floor 2. I feel confident ^^ .But have you played more than a metric ****-ton? Otherwise 204.62262lbs.
Of course a cockney black girl selling weapons for money that the zombies drop somehow would be useful to have around, though.
I've played ****tons of Left 4 Dead, Killing Floor and Killing Floor 2. I feel confident ^^ .But have you played more than a metric ****-ton? Otherwise 2046.2262lbs.
Of course a cockney black girl selling weapons for money that the zombies drop somehow would be useful to have around, though.
Zombie apocalypse will not have anime... I do not find myself enjoying it...
but I enjoy zombie apocalypse anime though ;D
i would ****ing love it,
my old coworker was big gun nut and has a generator and food.
enter phase one... surviving the outbreak
i would meet up with him during the inital outbreak and earn his trust. I would later kill him in his sleep and live in his fortified house until supplies ran low. Shoot anything that looks remotely alive that comes towards the house.
phase two. grabbing supplies
i would head out early and hit the big whole sale supermarkets. grabbing seeds and preparing my farm/ second safe base. This will become vital once the zombies catch wind im one of the last humans in the area and need a decoy base after my dead friends house becomes compromised.
phase three. evolution
i would line a bear trap with designer zombie hand bags and lure an attractive zombie woman for mating purposes. once she has conceived my hybrid zombie son i would raise him to kill zombies and mate with other zombie girls to create half breeds.
phase four. zombie half breed army
its now been a few years and my zombie lineage should be a few zomteens deep. we would go town to town killing zombies while looking for human survivors.
final phase. rebirth
once we found a few full humans or "fully's" as we would call them, my zombie half breed army would mate with them creating full humans again. i would wait until we were about 50 fullys deep and start killing my half breed linage.
your welcome world i saved you
Zombie apocalypse will not have anime... I do not find myself enjoying it...
but I enjoy zombie apocalypse anime though ;D
Just get a generator to run the PCs
Also, there's probably more anime than you have time for..
All you gotta do, is learn japanese. then learn to fly a plane, and fly to japan.
i would ****ing love it,
my old coworker was big gun nut and has a generator and food.
enter phase one... surviving the outbreak
i would meet up with him during the inital outbreak and earn his trust. I would later kill him in his sleep and live in his fortified house until supplies ran low. Shoot anything that looks remotely alive that comes towards the house.
phase two. grabbing supplies
i would head out early and hit the big whole sale supermarkets. grabbing seeds and preparing my farm/ second safe base. This will become vital once the zombies catch wind im one of the last humans in the area and need a decoy base after my dead friends house becomes compromised.
phase three. evolution
i would line a bear trap with designer zombie hand bags and lure an attractive zombie woman for mating purposes. once she has conceived my hybrid zombie son i would raise him to kill zombies and mate with other zombie girls to create half breeds.
phase four. zombie half breed army
its now been a few years and my zombie lineage should be a few zomteens deep. we would go town to town killing zombies while looking for human survivors.
final phase. rebirth
once we found a few full humans or "fully's" as we would call them, my zombie half breed army would mate with them creating full humans again. i would wait until we were about 50 fullys deep and start killing my half breed linage.
your welcome world i saved you
Hahaha, don't get me started on Imperial units :)) .I've played ****tons of Left 4 Dead, Killing Floor and Killing Floor 2. I feel confident ^^ .But have you played more than a metric ****-ton? Otherwise 204.62262lbs.
Of course a cockney black girl selling weapons for money that the zombies drop somehow would be useful to have around, though.
i would ****ing love it,
my old coworker was big gun nut and has a generator and food.
enter phase one... surviving the outbreak
i would meet up with him during the inital outbreak and earn his trust. I would later kill him in his sleep and live in his fortified house until supplies ran low. Shoot anything that looks remotely alive that comes towards the house.
phase two. grabbing supplies
i would head out early and hit the big whole sale supermarkets. grabbing seeds and preparing my farm/ second safe base. This will become vital once the zombies catch wind im one of the last humans in the area and need a decoy base after my dead friends house becomes compromised.
phase three. evolution
i would line a bear trap with designer zombie hand bags and lure an attractive zombie woman for mating purposes. once she has conceived my hybrid zombie son i would raise him to kill zombies and mate with other zombie girls to create half breeds.
phase four. zombie half breed army
its now been a few years and my zombie lineage should be a few zomteens deep. we would go town to town killing zombies while looking for human survivors.
final phase. rebirth
once we found a few full humans or "fully's" as we would call them, my zombie half breed army would mate with them creating full humans again. i would wait until we were about 50 fullys deep and start killing my half breed linage.
your welcome world i saved you
Not what urban dic says. Best reliable source evrI've played ****tons of Left 4 Dead, Killing Floor and Killing Floor 2. I feel confident ^^ .But have you played more than a metric ****-ton? Otherwise 2046.2262lbs.
Of course a cockney black girl selling weapons for money that the zombies drop somehow would be useful to have around, though.
hahahahahahahaahahha
Also, FTFY
i would ****ing love it,
my old coworker was big gun nut and has a generator and food.
enter phase one... surviving the outbreak
i would meet up with him during the inital outbreak and earn his trust. I would later kill him in his sleep and live in his fortified house until supplies ran low. Shoot anything that looks remotely alive that comes towards the house.
phase two. grabbing supplies
i would head out early and hit the big whole sale supermarkets. grabbing seeds and preparing my farm/ second safe base. This will become vital once the zombies catch wind im one of the last humans in the area and need a decoy base after my dead friends house becomes compromised.
phase three. evolution
i would line a bear trap with designer zombie hand bags and lure an attractive zombie woman for mating purposes. once she has conceived my hybrid zombie son i would raise him to kill zombies and mate with other zombie girls to create half breeds.
phase four. zombie half breed army
its now been a few years and my zombie lineage should be a few zomteens deep. we would go town to town killing zombies while looking for human survivors.
final phase. rebirth
once we found a few full humans or "fully's" as we would call them, my zombie half breed army would mate with them creating full humans again. i would wait until we were about 50 fullys deep and start killing my half breed linage.
your welcome world i saved you
:))i would ****ing love it,
my old coworker was big gun nut and has a generator and food.
enter phase one... surviving the outbreak
i would meet up with him during the inital outbreak and earn his trust. I would later kill him in his sleep and live in his fortified house until supplies ran low. Shoot anything that looks remotely alive that comes towards the house.
phase two. grabbing supplies
i would head out early and hit the big whole sale supermarkets. grabbing seeds and preparing my farm/ second safe base. This will become vital once the zombies catch wind im one of the last humans in the area and need a decoy base after my dead friends house becomes compromised.
phase three. evolution
i would line a bear trap with designer zombie hand bags and lure an attractive zombie woman for mating purposes. once she has conceived my hybrid zombie son i would raise him to kill zombies and mate with other zombie girls to create half breeds.
phase four. zombie half breed army
its now been a few years and my zombie lineage should be a few zomteens deep. we would go town to town killing zombies while looking for human survivors.
final phase. rebirth
once we found a few full humans or "fully's" as we would call them, my zombie half breed army would mate with them creating full humans again. i would wait until we were about 50 fullys deep and start killing my half breed linage.
your welcome world i saved you
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I'm pretty sure we can find other human shields. Besides, if he lost me he'd have nobody to talk to.I would not do well in a zombie apocalypse. I have a friend who would be awesome though so I'd just follow him.
You'd be his human shield. Sorry.
Provided I move to the US before it happens I would be ok with it having had a little bit of firearms training in the past...
However if it was to happen while I was living in the UK a la 28 days later; no thank you. No firearms, no fun, no survival.
Provided I move to the US before it happens I would be ok with it having had a little bit of firearms training in the past...
However if it was to happen while I was living in the UK a la 28 days later; no thank you. No firearms, no fun, no survival.
Here's the real problem.. Realistically, the zombie part of it would be over in like 2-3 weeks tops..
Zombies are rotting flesh, and they're quite dumb, so they'd exhaust their local food supply quite quickly, and they're really not intelligent enough to make sure they don't Die of rotting..
So, you'd still end up with mostly nothing to shoot..
And the social services will be broken for much longer, soooo.... no hot showers for like a year....
That's going to be the hardest part IMHO.