Mask your switch tops and USB port, then spray both sides of the PCB with this crap:
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This mod is probably permanent... But I'm sure you knew that already. :p
Hmmm...I wonder if something like plastidip would work then.
I'm not talking about making the thing stand up to full immersion, but rather a spilled drink. It's not likely to get below the keycaps and into the switches via the stem I think - it is more likely to go down through the switch cutouts onto the PCB and possible into the switches at the seam between the top and bottom. As such, my only goal here is to just seal the switch cutout in the plate and the area around the switch where it meets the plate.