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Title: Open Discussion: Nermal and Cave Scorpions
Post by: Otesanek on Tue, 31 May 2016, 02:56:44
How do you feel about Nermal from Garfield? What about those dang cave scorpions!? Let's all share our feelings on these two topics. I'll start:




Nermal

(https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/236x/a6/1b/7b/a61b7b99c0dbb78bff8962c34663beb0.jpg)

First of all, I personally think Nermal is overrated. I mean he is alright, but I guess I just don't get the hype. What's up with the eyelashes man? Everyone thinks you are a chick because of the dang eyelashes. Have you ever heard of manscaping? Sheesh, get over yourself and stop bragging about being "The Worlds Cutest Kitten". I honestly think the Garfield franchise took a massive hit when Nermal joined the cast in 1979. I mean, Jon and Garfield were JUST starting to hit it off and vibe, then this grey garbagekitten struts in like he's the dang king of the world! Of course I should say, I might be biased being that I am an Odie man myself, but that is how I feel about Nermal and I don't think it's going to change anytime soon.




Cave Scorpions

(http://media-2.web.britannica.com/eb-media/57/164057-004-8F506C30.jpg)

Are you FRIGGIN' kidding me!? Get the heck outta here you jabronies! One of, if not THE best party arachnids.





Well, that's my take, what do you guys think? Feel free to have an Open Discussion, post pics and share feelings! Really, anything goes! (STAY ON TOPIC PLEASE)

Title: Re: Open Discussion: Nermal and Cave Scorpions
Post by: drewba on Tue, 31 May 2016, 09:58:43
Don't put that mess on Nermal! Jim Davis himself ruined the franchise when he dug in his heels and committed his comics career to being trite & bland.

 
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Are you FRIGGIN' kidding me!? Get the heck outta here you jabronies! One of, if not THE best party arachnids.

No, I am not kidding you. But I would be down to party with these arachnids because I recently learned that cave scorpions (Tailless whipscorpions) do not bite, sting or produce venom/toxins. RAD!

THIRD DISCUSSION TOPIC: Are you my cousin Tim? He lives in Bellingham and this seems like something he'd post.
Title: Re: Open Discussion: Nermal and Cave Scorpions
Post by: Blackehart on Tue, 31 May 2016, 11:13:21
I'm gonna need a bigger boot...
Title: Re: Open Discussion: Nermal and Cave Scorpions
Post by: chilldude_22 on Tue, 31 May 2016, 11:44:23
Personal fav party arachnids

(http://m5.paperblog.com/i/36/362263/cara-delevingnes-risque-tarantula-shoot-as-id-L-a1USm4.jpeg)
Title: Re: Open Discussion: Nermal and Cave Scorpions
Post by: mobbo on Tue, 31 May 2016, 11:46:06
what kind of ****ing name is nermal
Title: Re: Open Discussion: Nermal and Cave Scorpions
Post by: Otesanek on Tue, 31 May 2016, 14:56:44
Drewba: I don't think I am your cousin Tim. My name is Logan I think.

Chiller: Wrong arachnid man... And thoughts on Nermal?

Mobbo: I know right!? What the ****!


Sent from my Nermal using Cave scorps
Title: Re: Open Discussion: Nermal and Cave Scorpions
Post by: drewba on Tue, 31 May 2016, 15:09:46
Drewba: I don't think I am your cousin Tim. My name is Logan I think.

Sent from my Nermal using Cave scorps

Is it ok with you if I call you Tim from now on? Thanks for understanding Tim.
Title: Re: Open Discussion: Nermal and Cave Scorpions
Post by: Otesanek on Tue, 31 May 2016, 15:20:18
Drewba: I don't think I am your cousin Tim. My name is Logan I think.

Sent from my Nermal using Cave scorps

Is it ok with you if I call you Tim from now on? Thanks for understanding Tim.
Sure thing cousin. Remember that $10 you owe me?
Title: Re: Open Discussion: Nermal and Cave Scorpions
Post by: Moistgun on Tue, 31 May 2016, 15:26:39
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Title: Re: Open Discussion: Nermal and Cave Scorpions
Post by: Otesanek on Tue, 31 May 2016, 15:27:47
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Stay on topic! We are trying to have a relevant conversation.
Title: Re: Open Discussion: Nermal and Cave Scorpions
Post by: Moistgun on Tue, 31 May 2016, 15:28:40
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Stay on topic! We are trying to have a relevant conversation.

Whatever you say, Tim.
Title: Re: Open Discussion: Nermal and Cave Scorpions
Post by: Otesanek on Tue, 31 May 2016, 15:30:18
Show Image
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Stay on topic! We are trying to have a relevant conversation.

Whatever you say, Tim.
:thumb:

Thoughts on Nermal? Cave scorps?
Title: Re: Open Discussion: Nermal and Cave Scorpions
Post by: xtrafrood on Tue, 31 May 2016, 15:47:48
Can we call it scorpion, please? Nermal, is ok. Alright that concludes my post.

*Extends hand for plate of lasagna*

Sent from my iMouth using Vengence
Title: Re: Open Discussion: Nermal and Cave Scorpions
Post by: Otesanek on Tue, 31 May 2016, 16:00:48
Can we call it scorpion, please? Nermal, is ok. Alright that concludes my post.

*Extends hand for plate of lasagna*

Sent from my iMouth using Vengence
Who isn't calling them scorpions? And what do you like about Nermal?
Title: Re: Open Discussion: Nermal and Cave Scorpions
Post by: drewba on Tue, 31 May 2016, 16:03:37
Drewba: I don't think I am your cousin Tim. My name is Logan I think.

Sent from my Nermal using Cave scorps

Is it ok with you if I call you Tim from now on? Thanks for understanding Tim.
Sure thing cousin. Remember that $10 you owe me?

Sorry, no recollection of that. But remember that one time I was like 13 and you were in your 20s, drinking a beer? I told you that you had bad beer breath then you called me a little ****? Now that I'm an adult and have an appreciation for beer I just wanted to apologize. In fact, I sent you a message about that encounter on facebook a few months back hoping to reconcile and haven't heard anything back. Please respond.

Back on track, "nermal fan club" yields almost no quality results on google. I think that's really strange. I think I'd like to start one but I'm worried that this may result in some internet backlash, similar to the time that I started a Brett Ratner appreciation thread on an indie radio station forum. Cave Scorps don't need no fan club because they're badass, live in caves and don't give a hoot about fans (probably).
Title: Re: Open Discussion: Nermal and Cave Scorpions
Post by: xtrafrood on Tue, 31 May 2016, 16:49:24

I'm more of a Wade Duck kind of guy
Title: Re: Open Discussion: Nermal and Cave Scorpions
Post by: Photekq on Tue, 31 May 2016, 16:53:39
Personal fav party arachnids
:eek: Christ! There's a horrible spider underneath that party arachnid! Get it away!
Title: Re: Open Discussion: Nermal and Cave Scorpions
Post by: Otesanek on Tue, 31 May 2016, 16:58:26

I'm more of a Wade Duck kind of guy

I don't know man, Garfield and Friends isn't really recognized as official Garfield canon.
Title: Re: Open Discussion: Nermal and Cave Scorpions
Post by: xtrafrood on Tue, 31 May 2016, 17:02:07

I'm more of a Wade Duck kind of guy

I don't know man, Garfield and Friends isn't really recognized as official Garfield canon.

/shrug I was born during the 80's. Sue me :)
Title: Re: Open Discussion: Nermal and Cave Scorpions
Post by: chilldude_22 on Wed, 01 June 2016, 08:14:50
Personal fav party arachnids
:eek: Christ! There's a horrible spider underneath that party arachnid! Get it away!

Nermal sucks but Photekq is way worse
Title: Re: Open Discussion: Nermal and Cave Scorpions
Post by: noisyturtle on Wed, 01 June 2016, 18:56:54
Nermal is on par with Scrappy Doo - pure cancer
Title: Re: Open Discussion: Nermal and Cave Scorpions
Post by: xtrafrood on Wed, 01 June 2016, 19:01:58
Nermal is on par with Scrappy Doo - pure cancer

On par with puppy power? No way, not my Scrappy Doo, no sir.
Title: Re: Open Discussion: Nermal and Cave Scorpions
Post by: Otesanek on Wed, 01 June 2016, 20:26:50
Nermal is on par with Scrappy Doo - pure cancer

Yeah I agree. Scrappy Doo might even be worse.
Title: Re: Open Discussion: Nermal and Cave Scorpions
Post by: katushkin on Wed, 01 June 2016, 20:38:35
Well I mean, cave scorpions aren't venomous. So while scary as ****, they can't really hurt you...
Title: Re: Open Discussion: Nermal and Cave Scorpions
Post by: xtrafrood on Wed, 01 June 2016, 20:39:30
Nermal is on par with Scrappy Doo - pure cancer

Yeah I agree. Scrappy Doo might even be worse.

You too? When will the madness end?
Title: Re: Open Discussion: Nermal and Cave Scorpions
Post by: Photekq on Wed, 01 June 2016, 23:41:16
My friend is a Scooby Doo Enthusiast (really, I'm not kidding - he calls himself that, including the capital E) and he says that Scrappy Doo is genuinely the worst character even concocted in any form of media in the history of media. Therefore, any opposing opinions are moot. You cannot argue with a Scooby Doo Enthusiast
Title: Re: Open Discussion: Nermal and Cave Scorpions
Post by: xtrafrood on Wed, 01 June 2016, 23:52:01
Does this thread have a specific topic? I can't seem to remember what the topic is
Title: Re: Open Discussion: Nermal and Cave Scorpions
Post by: Otesanek on Thu, 02 June 2016, 18:53:08
Does this thread have a specific topic? I can't seem to remember what the topic is
Nermals and cave scorps. I would like to politely encourage everyone to discuss these two topics.
Title: Re: Open Discussion: Nermal and Cave Scorpions
Post by: chilldude_22 on Thu, 02 June 2016, 21:39:04
If Tay Tay was a Garfield character she would be Nermal.