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Title: Alien babe or Human babe.
Post by: tp4tissue on Fri, 24 June 2016, 22:37:55
If Geekhacker had a choice..

Which spectrum would you choose. 



Ya'll already know Tp4 would pick the Alien-Babe..

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Title: Re: Alien babe or Human babe.
Post by: Sifo on Fri, 24 June 2016, 22:38:28
anime
Title: Re: Alien babe or Human babe.
Post by: tp4tissue on Fri, 24 June 2016, 22:39:31
anime

hahahahahahaahaha

Anime human babe, or Anime Alien babe
Title: Re: Alien babe or Human babe.
Post by: Sifo on Fri, 24 June 2016, 22:50:14
That's tough I'll have to get back to you on that one.
Title: Re: Alien babe or Human babe.
Post by: noisyturtle on Fri, 24 June 2016, 22:53:17
You are making a huge assumption that an alien babe would have compatible genitals or have a physiology that is even remotely attractive to us humans. I could assure you alien babes wouldn't have breasts or vaginas though.

Now if you're talking sexy robot chicks then we have a discussion here....
Title: Re: Alien babe or Human babe.
Post by: Waateva on Fri, 24 June 2016, 23:42:04
You are making a huge assumption that an alien babe would have compatible genitals or have a physiology that is even remotely attractive to us humans. I could assure you alien babes wouldn't have breasts or vaginas though.

So you're telling me Mass Effect lied to me?
Title: Re: Alien babe or Human babe.
Post by: Air tree on Sat, 25 June 2016, 00:06:52
Hmm...It really depends on the Alien and Human.

I mean, if this Alien [babe] isn't a xenomorph or something, then yeah, totes alien babe.
Title: Re: Alien babe or Human babe.
Post by: Elrick on Sat, 25 June 2016, 00:40:01
Go figure, so you lot have given up on our Human babes in the imaginary hope of capturing some fictional Alien Babe, what has happened to our future men these days  :-*  ?


Better spend your time pursuing and enjoying the bountiful treasures here on Earth, rather than fantasizing about Sci-Fi Stories here.  Can't believe all Geekhackers are like you lot here.......  :))
Title: Re: Alien babe or Human babe.
Post by: jacobolus on Sat, 25 June 2016, 00:54:46
You are making a huge assumption that an alien babe would have compatible genitals
I think TP is talking about newborns.

He wants to raise the alien babe as a human so that it can go back to its tribe’s governing council and argue humanity’s case, sparing our planet from destruction in the coming galactic war.

Also, he’s hoping aliens have invented self-cleaning diapers.
Title: Re: Alien babe or Human babe.
Post by: tp4tissue on Sat, 25 June 2016, 06:08:01
Go figure, so you lot have given up on our Human babes in the imaginary hope of capturing some fictional Alien Babe, what has happened to our future men these days  :-*  ?


Better spend your time pursuing and enjoying the bountiful treasures here on Earth, rather than fantasizing about Sci-Fi Stories here.  Can't believe all Geekhackers are like you lot here.......  :))

Tp4 dares to dream....


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Title: Re: Alien babe or Human babe.
Post by: SBJ on Sat, 25 June 2016, 06:58:22
Better spend your time pursuing and enjoying the bountiful treasures here on Earth, rather than fantasizing about Sci-Fi Stories here.
So many earthly pleasures.
Title: Re: Alien babe or Human babe.
Post by: Findecanor on Sat, 25 June 2016, 09:03:46
        Me Trying to Have Sex with an Alien

        Me:     May I touch that?
        Alien:  That is not an erogenous zone. It is a  separate corporeal being that has been attached to my body for six hundred years.
        Me:     It's cute. I wonder if it would let me have sex with it.
        Alien:   That's exactly what I said six hundred years ago.

(From Scott Adams, "Why the future will not be like Star Trek")
Title: Re: Alien babe or Human babe.
Post by: Olumin on Sat, 25 June 2016, 09:06:56
Many aliens DO look very much like us, often with some variations, and often much bigger. The humanoid form has established itself in this universe, it is one of the (if not the THE) most universally practical, adaptable and versatile forms. These beings are of cause always physically/genetically adapted to their environment, therefore the rather significant variations. Saying that they look like us would be looking at it from the wrong perspective. We look like them. We also have to take into account that our DNA is very much consisting of many of these species, our "evolution" was not natural in any way. We are generically engineered beings.

Although I don't know if we are sexually compatible in THAT way, I know that these beings, if we came into contact very often passed some of their genes on to us, or better to a specific group of peole located in that area (which is one of the reasons why we have so many "races" of humans here on earth). I don't know how they did that, but since we share some of their DNA with a few of them, I think it would work just fine. I don't know about other ones which we did not interfere with us, and I don't know if they would even want that in the first place. So far as I am aware they have not much interest in that anymore.
Title: Re: Alien babe or Human babe.
Post by: tp4tissue on Sat, 25 June 2016, 09:14:15
Here's the thing..

There are only a few redox couples capable of being evenly-energetic enough to support life..


Now, if we're excluding gaseous energy aliens,   the corporeal aliens would almost certainly be very similar to  humans, because in the grand scheme,  our design is a natural optimization..  It would be conceivable that the optimized intelligent life of other similar planets would've landed upon the same/similar adaptations..


Title: Re: Alien babe or Human babe.
Post by: rowdy on Sat, 25 June 2016, 21:58:57
If Geekhacker had a choice..

Which spectrum would you choose. 



Ya'll already know Tp4 would pick the Alien-Babe..

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Depends on how humanoid the alien babe is.
Title: Re: Alien babe or Human babe.
Post by: nubbinator on Sat, 25 June 2016, 22:04:01
A chemically and physiologically compatible but not biologically compatible alien babe wouldn't be bad.  No worries about children that way.

The big question is what's the lifespan and aging process look like.  Wouldn't want to end up with an alien babe who matures at 10 and dies at 30 or, inversely, dies at 300, nor would I want to end up with an alien babe who undergoes some massive metamorphosis at some point in their life.

These are important things to consider tp, not all alien life is going to be exactly like humans.
Title: Re: Alien babe or Human babe.
Post by: Elrick on Sat, 25 June 2016, 22:23:32
These are important things to consider tp, not all alien life is going to be exactly like humans.


Leave the poor guy to his fantasies here. 

Nothing worse than bursting someone's bubble because even he needs to dream about having something or someone to copulate with, who are we to deny him his strange vision(s)  8)  .
Title: Re: Alien babe or Human babe.
Post by: emdude on Sun, 26 June 2016, 00:01:59
anime

Yes, the better question is 3D girls or 2D girls, the answer is obvious!
Title: Re: Alien babe or Human babe.
Post by: FrostyToast on Sun, 26 June 2016, 00:29:10
Alien babes must have a hole somewhere... maybe.
Could go for a dranei.

But an anime, of course, would make the best of waifus.
Title: Re: Alien babe or Human babe.
Post by: rowdy on Sun, 26 June 2016, 00:37:50
Number (or lack) of tentacles might also be an issue.
Title: Re: Alien babe or Human babe.
Post by: nubbinator on Sun, 26 June 2016, 01:03:23
Number (or lack) of tentacles might also be an issue.

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Title: Re: Alien babe or Human babe.
Post by: Hak Foo on Sun, 26 June 2016, 01:09:43
Why not a non-human anime babe?  Best of all worlds.

This message sponsored by the anime series 'Monster Musume', in stores now.
Title: Re: Alien babe or Human babe.
Post by: rm-rf on Sun, 26 June 2016, 01:13:23
i think you need to watch the show..."red dwarf" , episode "camille"...
Title: Re: Alien babe or Human babe.
Post by: rowdy on Sun, 26 June 2016, 01:41:54
i think you need to watch the show..."red dwarf" , episode "camille"...

It's the old, old story; droid meets droid, droid becomes chameleon, droid loses chameleon, chameleon turns into blob, droid gets blob back again, blob meets blob, blob goes off with blob and droid loses blob, chameleon and droid. How many times have we seen that story?
Title: Re: Alien babe or Human babe.
Post by: noisyturtle on Sun, 26 June 2016, 02:09:40
TIL about goo girls

(https://i.imgur.com/CTpW0om.png)

can't say I'm surprised though  :rolleyes:
Title: Re: Alien babe or Human babe.
Post by: dante on Sun, 26 June 2016, 13:17:21
Anime triclops demon summoning monster babe:

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Title: Re: Alien babe or Human babe.
Post by: rowdy on Sun, 26 June 2016, 21:50:49
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Title: Re: Alien babe or Human babe.
Post by: 27 on Sun, 26 June 2016, 22:20:46
2D or bust.
Title: Re: Alien babe or Human babe.
Post by: tp4tissue on Sun, 26 June 2016, 23:19:58
2D or bust.

And yet Busts are fundamentally a 3D endeavor..
Title: Re: Alien babe or Human babe.
Post by: Hak Foo on Sun, 26 June 2016, 23:56:01
2D or bust.

And yet Busts are fundamentally a 3D endeavor..

http://www.busthalfnutclub.org/ These guys would largely disagree with you.  (But by the time you're in a group like that, you won't have the time or money for a 3D girlfriend)
Title: Re: Alien babe or Human babe.
Post by: SBJ on Mon, 27 June 2016, 01:42:39
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Hahaha.
Rowdy on point as always.
Title: Re: Alien babe or Human babe.
Post by: tp4tissue on Mon, 27 June 2016, 15:54:40
2D or bust.

And yet Busts are fundamentally a 3D endeavor..

http://www.busthalfnutclub.org/ These guys would largely disagree with you.  (But by the time you're in a group like that, you won't have the time or money for a 3D girlfriend)

3D girlfriend..  prefer Alien 3D girlfriend.
Title: Re: Alien babe or Human babe.
Post by: Blackehart on Mon, 27 June 2016, 16:38:26
Whoever is more sexually adventurous :p
Title: Re: Alien babe or Human babe.
Post by: tp4tissue on Mon, 27 June 2016, 16:41:12
Whoever is more sexually adventurous :p

It's not just about the secs though..


Alien babes would have interesting things to say.. vs humans which just talk about human stuff..
Title: Re: Alien babe or Human babe.
Post by: Blackehart on Mon, 27 June 2016, 17:32:34
Whoever is more sexually adventurous :p

It's not just about the secs though..


Alien babes would have interesting things to say.. vs humans which just talk about human stuff..

Tp4...that's what we Earthicans call "pillow talk", baby...
Title: Re: Alien babe or Human babe.
Post by: xtrafrood on Mon, 27 June 2016, 20:25:03
How many tentacle?
Title: Re: Alien babe or Human babe.
Post by: tp4tissue on Mon, 27 June 2016, 20:45:49
How many tentacle?

how many is too many,

how many is too few,

AT LEAST with the alien babe,  you'd have an option..


hahahahahahahah
Title: Re: Alien babe or Human babe.
Post by: xtrafrood on Tue, 28 June 2016, 07:10:17
How many tentacle?

how many is too many,

how many is too few,

AT LEAST with the alien babe,  you'd have an option..


hahahahahahahah

Sometimes a leg wrap is just not enough ^-^
Title: Re: Alien babe or Human babe.
Post by: tp4tissue on Tue, 28 June 2016, 18:17:52
How many tentacle?

how many is too many,

how many is too few,

AT LEAST with the alien babe,  you'd have an option..


hahahahahahahah

Sometimes a leg wrap is just not enough ^-^


what's a leg wrap? like a mermaid tail. ?
Title: Re: Alien babe or Human babe.
Post by: xtrafrood on Wed, 29 June 2016, 05:53:50
How many tentacle?

how many is too many,

how many is too few,

AT LEAST with the alien babe,  you'd have an option..


hahahahahahahah

Sometimes a leg wrap is just not enough ^-^


what's a leg wrap? like a mermaid tail. ?

Yep, a leg wrap is a mermaid tail. I went to too many waterparks as a kid; I think the chlorine messed with my head or something like that
Title: Re: Alien babe or Human babe.
Post by: Waateva on Wed, 29 June 2016, 10:07:24
How many tentacle?

how many is too many,

how many is too few,

AT LEAST with the alien babe,  you'd have an option..


hahahahahahahah

Sometimes a leg wrap is just not enough ^-^


what's a leg wrap? like a mermaid tail. ?

Yep, a leg wrap is a mermaid tail. I went to too many waterparks as a kid; I think the chlorine messed with my head or something like that

What about the mermen?
Title: Re: Alien babe or Human babe.
Post by: xtrafrood on Wed, 29 June 2016, 10:14:08
How many tentacle?

how many is too many,

how many is too few,

AT LEAST with the alien babe,  you'd have an option..


hahahahahahahah

Sometimes a leg wrap is just not enough ^-^


what's a leg wrap? like a mermaid tail. ?

Yep, a leg wrap is a mermaid tail. I went to too many waterparks as a kid; I think the chlorine messed with my head or something like that

What about the mermen?

Could be about the mermen tail as well, if that is your preference. I'm not a mermaid/mermen expert so please don't quote me in your scientific research journals
Title: Re: Alien babe or Human babe.
Post by: Waateva on Wed, 29 June 2016, 12:31:01
Could be about the mermen tail as well, if that is your preference. I'm not a mermaid/mermen expert so please don't quote me in your scientific research journals

All of my knowledge of mermen came from Zoolander and Cabin in the Woods, so you could probably say I'm an expert.
Title: Re: Alien babe or Human babe.
Post by: rm-rf on Wed, 29 June 2016, 12:34:30
i think you need to watch the show..."red dwarf" , episode "camille"...

It's the old, old story; droid meets droid, droid becomes chameleon, droid loses chameleon, chameleon turns into blob, droid gets blob back again, blob meets blob, blob goes off with blob and droid loses blob, chameleon and droid. How many times have we seen that story?


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