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geekhack Community => Keyboards => Topic started by: QuincyJones on Thu, 30 June 2016, 08:43:05
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Must be sturdy enough to kill at least one wave of zombies, and then be functional to allow me to type twitter updates and facebook updates about killing said zombies.
Please advise.
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Pshhh IBM Model M - say no more!
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Pshhh IBM Model M - say no more!
Above comment from a person who has never touched a Model F.
Model M is the cheap plastic knock-off.
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poker 3 boa!
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The Model F122. It would probably still work afterwards, too.
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The Model F122. It would probably still work afterwards, too.
If you don't mind a few chunks of plastic from the top case flying off, if it is as brittle as I hear it is.
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The Model F122. It would probably still work afterwards, too.
If you don't mind a few chunks of plastic from the top case flying off, if it is as brittle as I hear it is.
make custom metal case, edges sharpened, deadliest keyboard in existence
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OTD 456GT
I think that is the heaviest board ever made
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The Model F122. It would probably still work afterwards, too.
If you don't mind a few chunks of plastic from the top case flying off, if it is as brittle as I hear it is.
It doesn't need the top case, nor do you need the top case to kill zombies. The pan is genuinely enough to cave someone's head in, I reckon :p .
An alternative would be an OmniKey, I think they'd hold up quite well too, or a ZKB-2.
Boards heavier or much thicker than an F122 would probably be impractical, tbh. I think a beamspring would be too unwieldy to, well, wield.
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Boards heavier or much thicker than an F122 would probably be impractical, tbh. I think a beamspring would be too unwieldy to, well, wield.
Haha, I'd submit a beamspring for consideration as blunt force weapon, but it sure can be a pain to just carry one around. :P
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I have a DAS ultimate 4 that feels pretty hefty. Plus the cable is attached so you could swing it around as a weapon.
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Any cherry board. When they see you own one they'll leave you alone because you obviously have no brains.
Us topre users are ****ed. Too smart for our own good.
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Any cherry board. When they see you own one they'll leave you alone because you obviously have no brains.
In fact they'll just assume you're one of them because you're already mindlessly following the horde!
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Any cherry board. When they see you own one they'll leave you alone because you obviously have no brains.
In fact they'll just assume you're one of them because you're already mindlessly following the horde!
Hello best friend.
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Those god awful metal keyboards used in kiosk machines. I won't have any qualms about using it, unlike a beamspring or model f.
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Any cherry board. When they see you own one they'll leave you alone because you obviously have no brains.
In fact they'll just assume you're one of them because you're already mindlessly following the horde!
Hello best friend.
I don't have a Topre board though, although I liked the switches a lot when I had one on loan ;) .
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But... if zombies can't figure out how to open doors or climb through windows, how can they figure out how to crack skulls open to get to the good stuff? It'd be easier just to eat the gooey eyes, or the limbs.
Hahaha those dumb zombies.
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Any cherry board. When they see you own one they'll leave you alone because you obviously have no brains.
In fact they'll just assume you're one of them because you're already mindlessly following the horde!
Hello best friend.
I don't have a Topre board though, although I liked the switches a lot when I had one on loan ;) .
our cherry hate unites us
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Probably any beam spring board
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Razer Black Widow: you get the sharpness (razor) and the poison (black widow).
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Probably any beam spring board
But the zombie pieces will screw up the capsense or stain the contamination shield! :eek:
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Filco in a Vortex case.
Might wear out your arm swinging it (about 5 pounds), but it's a guaranteed zombie killer.
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just use a machete or something why would i risk damaging one of my keyboards.
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just use a machete or something why would i risk damaging one of my keyboards.
People in most countries aren't armed to the teeth :p .
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just use a machete or something why would i risk damaging one of my keyboards.
People in most countries aren't armed to the teeth :p .
MURKA'!
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Hermes Ambassador should do the trick ^-^
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just use a machete or something why would i risk damaging one of my keyboards.
People in most countries aren't armed to the teeth :p .
MURKA'!
I never understand why people stylise it as 'Murica or 'Murka. It sounds much closer to Hmericuh to me xD .
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just use a machete or something why would i risk damaging one of my keyboards.
People in most countries aren't armed to the teeth :p .
MURKA'!
I never understand why people stylise it as 'Murica or 'Murka. It sounds much closer to Hmericuh to me xD .
How long have you been deaf for?
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I never understand why people stylise it as 'Murica or 'Murka. It sounds much closer to Hmericuh to me.
How long have you been deaf for?
If you are going that way, there is no hint of a vowel sound before the "M" ....
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I never understand why people stylise it as 'Murica or 'Murka. It sounds much closer to Hmericuh to me.
How long have you been deaf for?
If you are going that way, there is no hint of a vowel sound before the "M" ....
America.
There is - the 'A', that's the hint!
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I never understand why people stylise it as 'Murica or 'Murka. It sounds much closer to Hmericuh to me.
How long have you been deaf for?
If you are going that way, there is no hint of a vowel sound before the "M" ....
America.
There is - the 'A', that's the hint!
:))
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Any cherry board. When they see you own one they'll leave you alone because you obviously have no brains.
Us topre users are ****ed. Too smart for our own good.
I think demik won.
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just use a machete or something why would i risk damaging one of my keyboards.
People in most countries aren't armed to the teeth :p .
MURKA'!
I never understand why people stylise it as 'Murica or 'Murka. It sounds much closer to Hmericuh to me xD .
What about "Straya"?
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just use a machete or something why would i risk damaging one of my keyboards.
People in most countries aren't armed to the teeth :p .
MURKA'!
I never understand why people stylise it as 'Murica or 'Murka. It sounds much closer to Hmericuh to me xD .
What about "Straya"?
Ah, Austrians are stuck in a little corner of the world that nobody really cares about /s
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just use a machete or something why would i risk damaging one of my keyboards.
People in most countries aren't armed to the teeth :p .
MURKA'!
I never understand why people stylise it as 'Murica or 'Murka. It sounds much closer to Hmericuh to me xD .
What about "Straya"?
Every time I hear that said by an Aussie it sounds like "Astraya cant" to me 8) .
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Ah, Austrians are stuck in a little corner of the world that nobody really cares about /s
- Thinking the world is flat enough to have corners.
- Thinking Australia is Austria.
- 'Muricah
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IBM F-107.
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IBM F-107.
Too short - needs more range! 8)
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Can I exchange my answer for a Model F 122? The thought of swinging around a Hermes Ambassador makes my shoulders hurt (~45lbs/20kgs)
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just use a machete or something why would i risk damaging one of my keyboards.
People in most countries aren't armed to the teeth :p .
MURKA'!
I never understand why people stylise it as 'Murica or 'Murka. It sounds much closer to Hmericuh to me xD .
I kind hear that now. "Humericuh"
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just use a machete or something why would i risk damaging one of my keyboards.
People in most countries aren't armed to the teeth :p .
MURKA'!
I never understand why people stylise it as 'Murica or 'Murka. It sounds much closer to Hmericuh to me xD .
How long have you been deaf for?
since he typed on those amber omrons.
also why are you such an *******?
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also why are you such an *******?
Gonna have to give me a clue! The insult obviously starts with a vowel, so I thought it was "American", but that doesn't fit...
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also why are you such an *******?
Gonna have to give me a clue! The insult obviously starts with a vowel, so I thought it was "American", but that doesn't fit...
You're giving your country a bad name, mate.
I bet you voted Leave, too.
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Maybe the people that type 'Murica are using a bit of sarcasm?
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=murica (http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=murica)
Serious stuff here guys. Let's fite :eek:
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http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=merica
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model F, it will even still work afterwards.
Source: I have done it before.
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Storm 1100 Series
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And with 10 pounds you will get some momentum hitting that zombie.
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Yall talkin bout IBMs, but those all require 2 hands if you were gonna swing them around trying to kill zombies. I would rather have 2 all-aluminum monarchs, for the length, and dual wield them like swords. no F-row = ez one-handed grip
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Maybe a Devlin, actually. They're about as hardy as keyboards can possibly get. (All-metal, including keycaps).
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I had a Logic Controls commercial/industrial keyboard (metal domes) often used in restaurants. It was at least as massive as a Model F 122-key and there were no small parts to go flying off.
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IBM F-107.
Too short - needs more range! 8)
What about a good throwing keyboard?
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IBM F-107.
Too short - needs more range! 8)
What about a good throwing keyboard?
Apple M0116s akimbo.
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(http://si.wsj.net/public/resources/images/BN-FD801_keyboa_G_20141023014224.jpg)
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At least, the zombies would cut themselves on the MacBook's edges.
BTW, surprising that nobody so far has mentioned "Typing of the Dead". The keyboards used for that game has already proven to kill zombies ...
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As much as I love the model M, you need to buy a Filco, and get a metal case and keycaps for it ;)
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Any cherry board. When they see you own one they'll leave you alone because you obviously have no brains.
In fact they'll just assume you're one of them because you're already mindlessly following the horde!
Hello best friend.
I don't have a Topre board though, although I liked the switches a lot when I had one on loan ;) .
our cherry hate unites us
same