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Title: Oh No! Only one certified person still alive from the 1800s
Post by: fohat.digs on Sun, 17 July 2016, 19:04:57
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Emma_Morano (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Emma_Morano)
Title: Re: Oh No! Only one certified person still alive from the 1800s
Post by: chyros on Sun, 17 July 2016, 19:23:14
She doesn't even look like she's demented Oo . Tough birds, those Italians!


(http://img2-3.timeinc.net/people/i/2015/news/150301/emma-morano-800.jpg)
Title: Re: Oh No! Only one certified person still alive from the 1800s
Post by: tp4tissue on Sun, 17 July 2016, 19:44:06
Tp4 will die at age 65..  can feel it.. 

But My body will be preserved by all the ramen preservatives I've eaten.

Title: Re: Oh No! Only one certified person still alive from the 1800s
Post by: hwood34 on Sun, 17 July 2016, 19:44:49
Quote from: tp4tissue on Sun, 17 July 2016, 19:44:06
Tp4 will die at age 65..  can feel it.. 

But My body will be preserved by all the ramen preservatives I've eaten.

We'll just have to fry you up and seal you in airtight packaging. We'll even stick a flavor packet in their with you
Title: Re: Oh No! Only one certified person still alive from the 1800s
Post by: tp4tissue on Sun, 17 July 2016, 19:49:49
Quote from: hwood34 on Sun, 17 July 2016, 19:44:49
Quote from: tp4tissue on Sun, 17 July 2016, 19:44:06
Tp4 will die at age 65..  can feel it.. 

But My body will be preserved by all the ramen preservatives I've eaten.

We'll just have to fry you up and seal you in airtight packaging. We'll even stick a flavor packet in their with you

What Flavor ?

I'm leaning towards Beef broth.. (http://emoticoner.com/files/emoticons/onion-head/uhuhuh-onion-head-emoticon.gif?1292862523)
Title: Re: Oh No! Only one certified person still alive from the 1800s
Post by: noisyturtle on Sun, 17 July 2016, 22:51:14
Quote from: tp4tissue on Sun, 17 July 2016, 19:49:49
Quote from: hwood34 on Sun, 17 July 2016, 19:44:49
Quote from: tp4tissue on Sun, 17 July 2016, 19:44:06
Tp4 will die at age 65..  can feel it.. 

But My body will be preserved by all the ramen preservatives I've eaten.

We'll just have to fry you up and seal you in airtight packaging. We'll even stick a flavor packet in their with you

What Flavor ?

I'm leaning towards Beef broth..
Show Image
(http://emoticoner.com/files/emoticons/onion-head/uhuhuh-onion-head-emoticon.gif?1292862523)


(https://d28mt5n9lkji5m.cloudfront.net/i/W4jyBCLw05i.jpg)
rip tp4
Title: Re: Oh No! Only one certified person still alive from the 1800s
Post by: tp4tissue on Mon, 18 July 2016, 00:21:42
Quote from: noisyturtle on Sun, 17 July 2016, 22:51:14
Quote from: tp4tissue on Sun, 17 July 2016, 19:49:49
Quote from: hwood34 on Sun, 17 July 2016, 19:44:49
Quote from: tp4tissue on Sun, 17 July 2016, 19:44:06
Tp4 will die at age 65..  can feel it.. 

But My body will be preserved by all the ramen preservatives I've eaten.

We'll just have to fry you up and seal you in airtight packaging. We'll even stick a flavor packet in their with you

What Flavor ?

I'm leaning towards Beef broth..
Show Image
(http://emoticoner.com/files/emoticons/onion-head/uhuhuh-onion-head-emoticon.gif?1292862523)


Show Image
(https://d28mt5n9lkji5m.cloudfront.net/i/W4jyBCLw05i.jpg)

rip tp4

(http://a.deviantart.net/avatars/o/n/onionx3plz.gif?1)
Title: Re: Oh No! Only one certified person still alive from the 1800s
Post by: rowdy on Mon, 18 July 2016, 05:49:57
She probably wouldn't remember anything from the 1800s.  What with being a baby and everything.

Who think tp4 tastes like chicken?
Title: Re: Oh No! Only one certified person still alive from the 1800s
Post by: fohat.digs on Mon, 18 July 2016, 08:38:24
Quote from: rowdy on Mon, 18 July 2016, 05:49:57

Who think tp4 tastes like chicken?

If TP is not human, then it would not be cannibalism.
Title: Re: Oh No! Only one certified person still alive from the 1800s
Post by: rowdy on Tue, 19 July 2016, 05:40:47
Quote from: fohat.digs on Mon, 18 July 2016, 08:38:24
Quote from: rowdy on Mon, 18 July 2016, 05:49:57

Who think tp4 tastes like chicken?

If TP is not human, then it would not be cannibalism.


Good point!

I wonder what the best way would be to prepare a tp4 - fried, roasted, smoked, steamed, boiled?
Title: Re: Oh No! Only one certified person still alive from the 1800s
Post by: fohat.digs on Tue, 19 July 2016, 11:34:05
Quote from: rowdy on Tue, 19 July 2016, 05:40:47

fried, roasted, smoked, steamed, boiled?

Fermented in watermelon juice, of course.
Title: Re: Oh No! Only one certified person still alive from the 1800s
Post by: ANightOnCloudNine on Tue, 19 July 2016, 13:04:08
Quote from: fohat.digs on Tue, 19 July 2016, 11:34:05
Quote from: rowdy on Tue, 19 July 2016, 05:40:47

fried, roasted, smoked, steamed, boiled?

Fermented in watermelon juice, of course.
like a wine?
Title: Re: Oh No! Only one certified person still alive from the 1800s
Post by: rowdy on Tue, 19 July 2016, 21:51:54
Quote from: fohat.digs on Tue, 19 July 2016, 11:34:05
Quote from: rowdy on Tue, 19 July 2016, 05:40:47

fried, roasted, smoked, steamed, boiled?

Fermented in watermelon juice, of course.


:)) :thumb: