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Title: Dutch man waited 10 days in airport for lover..
Post by: Belfong on Thu, 11 August 2016, 01:48:41
Dutch man waits 10 days at China airport but lover fails to show up
http://www.therakyatpost.com/world/2016/08/05/dutch-man-waits-10-days-at-china-airport-but-lover-fails-to-show-up/

Worthy of a tp4-like title. Are people still so gullible?

edit:this one has photos
https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/1535646/dutchman-flies-to-china-to-meet-his-online-girlfriend-but-spends-10-days-at-the-airport-waiting-for-her-before-giving-up-and-going-home-heartbroken/
Title: Re: Dutch man waited 10 days in airport for lover..
Post by: tp4tissue on Thu, 11 August 2016, 04:01:32
Well the article says, the female had phoned in to the tv-channel explaining that she had --recent cosmetic surgery-- and could not --step outside--..


And the guy is obviously a bit crazy to do something like this..  My guess is, He had tried to FORCE a meeting by --his way of chaining himself to a tree--..


This is clearly a red flag, relationship wise..




THEN again,  It's hypocritical of Tp4 to judge, because Tp4 also suffers from inherent-incompatibility with females..
Title: Re: Dutch man waited 10 days in airport for lover..
Post by: Belfong on Thu, 11 August 2016, 04:30:13
I think the female posted a different photo of herself and thus the man fell for this. So now, she needed a "cosmetic surgery". This is just too unreal.
Title: Re: Dutch man waited 10 days in airport for lover..
Post by: jaffers on Thu, 11 August 2016, 04:33:10
Quote from: tp4tissue on Thu, 11 August 2016, 04:01:32
WellTHEN again,  It's hypocritical of Tp4 to judge, because Tp4 also suffers from inherent-incompatibility with females..

(http://puu.sh/qxlFj.png)

What the **** tp? I've been using your bad advice all this time????
Title: Re: Dutch man waited 10 days in airport for lover..
Post by: Belfong on Thu, 11 August 2016, 04:34:54
Are you the said Dutchman?
Title: Re: Dutch man waited 10 days in airport for lover..
Post by: tp4tissue on Thu, 11 August 2016, 04:37:19
Quote from: jaffers on Thu, 11 August 2016, 04:33:10
Quote from: tp4tissue on Thu, 11 August 2016, 04:01:32
WellTHEN again,  It's hypocritical of Tp4 to judge, because Tp4 also suffers from inherent-incompatibility with females..

Show Image
(http://puu.sh/qxlFj.png)


What the **** tp? I've been using your bad advice all this time????


Observationally,  Tp4 continues to be an Expert in all those things..

One can be an expert in say, Chinese Medicine,  but that doesn't mean he LIKEs to drink bitter tree-bark.

(http://emoticoner.com/files/emoticons/onion-head/embarrassed3-onion-head-emoticon.gif?1292862502)
Title: Re: Dutch man waited 10 days in airport for lover..
Post by: tp4tissue on Thu, 11 August 2016, 04:38:21
Quote from: Belfong on Thu, 11 August 2016, 04:34:54
Are you the said Dutchman?

Tp4 = Sifo (http://www.cute-factor.com/images/smilies/onion_custom/th_0suit.gif)
Title: Re: Dutch man waited 10 days in airport for lover..
Post by: jaffers on Thu, 11 August 2016, 04:41:30
Quote from: tp4tissue on Thu, 11 August 2016, 04:37:19
Quote from: jaffers on Thu, 11 August 2016, 04:33:10
Quote from: tp4tissue on Thu, 11 August 2016, 04:01:32
WellTHEN again,  It's hypocritical of Tp4 to judge, because Tp4 also suffers from inherent-incompatibility with females..

Show Image
(http://puu.sh/qxlFj.png)


What the **** tp? I've been using your bad advice all this time????


Observationally,  Tp4 continues to be an Expert in all those things..

One can be an expert in say, Chinese Medicine,  but that doesn't mean he LIKEs to drink bitter tree-bark.

Show Image
(http://emoticoner.com/files/emoticons/onion-head/embarrassed3-onion-head-emoticon.gif?1292862502)


HOw does one drink tree bark
Title: Re: Dutch man waited 10 days in airport for lover..
Post by: tp4tissue on Thu, 11 August 2016, 04:43:17
Quote from: jaffers on Thu, 11 August 2016, 04:41:30
Quote from: tp4tissue on Thu, 11 August 2016, 04:37:19
Quote from: jaffers on Thu, 11 August 2016, 04:33:10
Quote from: tp4tissue on Thu, 11 August 2016, 04:01:32
WellTHEN again,  It's hypocritical of Tp4 to judge, because Tp4 also suffers from inherent-incompatibility with females..

Show Image
(http://puu.sh/qxlFj.png)


What the **** tp? I've been using your bad advice all this time????


Observationally,  Tp4 continues to be an Expert in all those things..

One can be an expert in say, Chinese Medicine,  but that doesn't mean he LIKEs to drink bitter tree-bark.

Show Image
(http://emoticoner.com/files/emoticons/onion-head/embarrassed3-onion-head-emoticon.gif?1292862502)


HOw does one drink tree bark


It's usually, boiled in Water, and you drink the water,

But there are also types which you'd mortar down, and take as powder.
Title: Dutch man waited 10 days in airport for lover..
Post by: Belfong on Thu, 11 August 2016, 04:45:29
Don't stray off topic, I want to know if tp4 will go and stay for 10 days in an airport in pursuit of a internet made friend.
Title: Re: Dutch man waited 10 days in airport for lover..
Post by: tp4tissue on Thu, 11 August 2016, 04:49:05
Quote from: Belfong on Thu, 11 August 2016, 04:45:29
Don't stray off topic, I want to know if tp4 will go and stay for 10 days in an airport in pursuit of a internet made friend.

Tp4 =/= Naive...


Tp4 am committed to (trapped by) #Ronery4ever..


(http://onion-head.atspace.biz/big_onion/091.gif)

Title: Re: Dutch man waited 10 days in airport for lover..
Post by: jaffers on Thu, 11 August 2016, 04:49:32
Quote from: tp4tissue on Thu, 11 August 2016, 04:43:17
Quote from: jaffers on Thu, 11 August 2016, 04:41:30
Quote from: tp4tissue on Thu, 11 August 2016, 04:37:19
Quote from: jaffers on Thu, 11 August 2016, 04:33:10
Quote from: tp4tissue on Thu, 11 August 2016, 04:01:32
WellTHEN again,  It's hypocritical of Tp4 to judge, because Tp4 also suffers from inherent-incompatibility with females..

Show Image
(http://puu.sh/qxlFj.png)


What the **** tp? I've been using your bad advice all this time????


Observationally,  Tp4 continues to be an Expert in all those things..

One can be an expert in say, Chinese Medicine,  but that doesn't mean he LIKEs to drink bitter tree-bark.

Show Image
(http://emoticoner.com/files/emoticons/onion-head/embarrassed3-onion-head-emoticon.gif?1292862502)


HOw does one drink tree bark


It's usually, boiled in Water, and you drink the water,

But there are also types which you'd mortar down, and take as powder.

So you're telling me if I scrape some bark off a tree and boil it up I will get Chinese super powers?
Title: Re: Dutch man waited 10 days in airport for lover..
Post by: Belfong on Thu, 11 August 2016, 04:56:17
You will get the same six pack as the current Chinese Olympic swimmer hottie....
Title: Re: Dutch man waited 10 days in airport for lover..
Post by: jaffers on Thu, 11 August 2016, 04:57:24
Quote from: Belfong on Thu, 11 August 2016, 04:56:17
You will get the same six pack as the current Chinese Olympic swimmer hottie....

**** yeah, I'm up for this ****. Wish me luck, Australian trees might kill me tho..
Title: Re: Dutch man waited 10 days in airport for lover..
Post by: tp4tissue on Thu, 11 August 2016, 04:57:51
Quote from: jaffers on Thu, 11 August 2016, 04:49:32
Quote from: tp4tissue on Thu, 11 August 2016, 04:43:17
Quote from: jaffers on Thu, 11 August 2016, 04:41:30

HOw does one drink tree bark


It's usually, boiled in Water, and you drink the water,

But there are also types which you'd mortar down, and take as powder.

So you're telling me if I scrape some bark off a tree and boil it up I will get Chinese super powers?


They didn't Program Neo,  What they actually did was inject him with a large dose of tree bark..


(http://img.pandawhale.com/post-38723-Neo-I-know-kung-fu-gif-Imgur-bUjp.gif)

Title: Re: Dutch man waited 10 days in airport for lover..
Post by: jaffers on Thu, 11 August 2016, 04:58:31
Quote from: tp4tissue on Thu, 11 August 2016, 04:57:51
Quote from: jaffers on Thu, 11 August 2016, 04:49:32
Quote from: tp4tissue on Thu, 11 August 2016, 04:43:17
Quote from: jaffers on Thu, 11 August 2016, 04:41:30

HOw does one drink tree bark


It's usually, boiled in Water, and you drink the water,

But there are also types which you'd mortar down, and take as powder.

So you're telling me if I scrape some bark off a tree and boil it up I will get Chinese super powers?


They didn't Program Neo,  What they actually did was inject him with a large dose of tree bark..


Show Image
(http://img.pandawhale.com/post-38723-Neo-I-know-kung-fu-gif-Imgur-bUjp.gif)




So that's what is in the red pill?
Title: Re: Dutch man waited 10 days in airport for lover..
Post by: tp4tissue on Thu, 11 August 2016, 05:00:51
Quote from: jaffers on Thu, 11 August 2016, 04:58:31
Quote from: tp4tissue on Thu, 11 August 2016, 04:57:51

They didn't Program Neo,  What they actually did was inject him with a large dose of tree bark..


Show Image
(http://img.pandawhale.com/post-38723-Neo-I-know-kung-fu-gif-Imgur-bUjp.gif)




So that's what is in the red pill?



(http://vitalitymagazine.com/images/uploads/d13_j14_tcmHerbs.jpg)
Title: Re: Dutch man waited 10 days in airport for lover..
Post by: tp4tissue on Thu, 11 August 2016, 05:03:16
Quote from: Belfong on Thu, 11 August 2016, 04:56:17
You will get the same six pack as the current Chinese Olympic swimmer hottie....

Tp4 am signing up for swimming classes .. Maybe they offer an online Course...

(http://onion-head.atspace.biz/big_onion/038.gif)
Title: Re: Dutch man waited 10 days in airport for lover..
Post by: xtrafrood on Thu, 11 August 2016, 05:12:19
Tree bark tastes like decades of pesticides. Yum :-*
Title: Re: Dutch man waited 10 days in airport for lover..
Post by: Belfong on Thu, 11 August 2016, 05:12:39
Quote from: tp4tissue on Thu, 11 August 2016, 05:03:16
Quote from: Belfong on Thu, 11 August 2016, 04:56:17
You will get the same six pack as the current Chinese Olympic swimmer hottie....

Tp4 am signing up for swimming classes .. Maybe they offer an online Course...

Show Image
(http://onion-head.atspace.biz/big_onion/038.gif)

(http://images.sports.cn/Image/2012/07/29/1427456833.jpg)
Title: Re: Dutch man waited 10 days in airport for lover..
Post by: tp4tissue on Thu, 11 August 2016, 05:12:54
Did you guys see pictures of this guy..

I mean.. I'm not saying he's ugly, maybe he only looked terrible after being malnourished for 10 days..

But...

There was a funny commenter saying how, the female showed up, saw him, then promptly left..

hahahahaha
Title: Re: Dutch man waited 10 days in airport for lover..
Post by: Belfong on Thu, 11 August 2016, 05:17:40
Quote from: tp4tissue on Thu, 11 August 2016, 05:12:54
Did you guys see pictures of this guy..

I mean.. I'm not saying he's ugly, maybe he only looked terrible after being malnourished for 10 days..

But...

There was a funny commenter saying how, the female showed up, saw him, then promptly left..

hahahahaha
yikes! https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/1535646/dutchman-flies-to-china-to-meet-his-online-girlfriend-but-spends-10-days-at-the-airport-waiting-for-her-before-giving-up-and-going-home-heartbroken/
Title: Re: Dutch man waited 10 days in airport for lover..
Post by: tp4tissue on Thu, 11 August 2016, 05:27:31
Quote from: Belfong on Thu, 11 August 2016, 05:12:39
Quote from: tp4tissue on Thu, 11 August 2016, 05:03:16
Quote from: Belfong on Thu, 11 August 2016, 04:56:17
You will get the same six pack as the current Chinese Olympic swimmer hottie....

Tp4 am signing up for swimming classes .. Maybe they offer an online Course...

Show Image
(http://onion-head.atspace.biz/big_onion/038.gif)

Show Image
(http://images.sports.cn/Image/2012/07/29/1427456833.jpg)


Ping Pong mens finals today..   /Pretty Excited.. (http://emoticoner.com/files/emoticons/onion-head/lol1-onion-head-emoticon.gif?1292862512)
Title: Re: Dutch man waited 10 days in airport for lover..
Post by: mark.wood_uk on Thu, 27 October 2016, 11:25:36
LMAO,  :))
Looking at the photos of the Dutchman and the Chinese lass, thats clearly going no further than 'online' relationship or 'immigration status approved'

Perhaps the plastic surgery was to remove the pixelation on her face, cos the rest of her didn't look in need of surgery!
Title: Re: Dutch man waited 10 days in airport for lover..
Post by: tp4tissue on Thu, 27 October 2016, 11:34:43
Quote from: mark.wood_uk on Thu, 27 October 2016, 11:25:36
LMAO,  :))
Looking at the photos of the Dutchman and the Chinese lass, thats clearly going no further than 'online' relationship or 'immigration status approved'

Perhaps the plastic surgery was to remove the pixelation on her face, cos the rest of her didn't look in need of surgery!


Yea... you'd assume that..

But apparently immigrating to other countries is going out of fashion in China.. I asked around while I was there last year for 6 months.


Only the very bottom class who'd occupy hard-labor, has anything to gain by immigration..


The majority of the middle class and above have started living quite well in the past few years..



The next industrial boom will be Africa for certain..   People thought it'd be India,  but that's really not happening due to how religious they are..


In Africa,  they're way more practical, and arn't especially attached to God.. Which dramatically slows people down
Title: Re: Dutch man waited 10 days in airport for lover..
Post by: mark.wood_uk on Thu, 27 October 2016, 12:08:27
You do raise a good point, what with the renewed industrial boom they have had in the last few years!
And she didn't look like the hard work type either (well not the taxable kind anyway).

I'm not slating internet relations, i met my partner by chance online... she thought i was someone else with the same name, but i just leave the light off :D

Though you would think a lot more people would be wanting to leave anyway, just so they can stretch in bed without hitting the walls of their 'pod'
Title: Re: Dutch man waited 10 days in airport for lover..
Post by: iri on Thu, 27 October 2016, 12:41:36
He should have looked for love in Ukraine. It's much more reliable.
Title: Re: Dutch man waited 10 days in airport for lover..
Post by: mark.wood_uk on Thu, 27 October 2016, 17:01:11
Yep, lol

There is a nice Ukrainian lady that works in our machine shop!

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Title: Re: Dutch man waited 10 days in airport for lover..
Post by: tp4tissue on Thu, 27 October 2016, 19:11:46
Quote from: mark.wood_uk on Thu, 27 October 2016, 12:08:27
You do raise a good point, what with the renewed industrial boom they have had in the last few years!
And she didn't look like the hard work type either (well not the taxable kind anyway).

I'm not slating internet relations, i met my partner by chance online... she thought i was someone else with the same name, but i just leave the light off :D

Though you would think a lot more people would be wanting to leave anyway, just so they can stretch in bed without hitting the walls of their 'pod'

mark.wood_uk = very Rape-y.. hahahahaha
Title: Re: Dutch man waited 10 days in airport for lover..
Post by: Bromono on Thu, 27 October 2016, 19:25:20
and I get pissed off when I have to wait more then 10 mins to pick up Mrs. Bromono
Title: Re: Dutch man waited 10 days in airport for lover..
Post by: Jokrik on Thu, 27 October 2016, 20:19:28
I'm waiting for you at the airport Tp4

pls come
Title: Re: Dutch man waited 10 days in airport for lover..
Post by: tp4tissue on Thu, 27 October 2016, 20:21:40
Quote from: Jokrik on Thu, 27 October 2016, 20:19:28
I'm waiting for you at the airport Tp4

pls come

(http://emoticoner.com/files/emoticons/onion-head/happy-onion-head-emoticon.gif?1292862507)
Title: Re: Dutch man waited 10 days in airport for lover..
Post by: xtrafrood on Fri, 28 October 2016, 06:34:58
Dude planted himself down and didn't move from the first bench. I bet the ladies were lining up after reading of his stunt, though.
Title: Re: Dutch man waited 10 days in airport for lover..
Post by: Photekq on Fri, 28 October 2016, 07:00:25
me irl
Title: Re: Dutch man waited 10 days in airport for lover..
Post by: Jokrik on Fri, 28 October 2016, 07:06:49
Quote from: Photekq on Fri, 28 October 2016, 07:00:25
me irl

Pho I can't take you seriously with that avatar of yours
Title: Re: Dutch man waited 10 days in airport for lover..
Post by: Photekq on Fri, 28 October 2016, 10:30:44
Quote from: Jokrik on Fri, 28 October 2016, 07:06:49
Pho I can't take you seriously with that avatar of yours
Yours is like 10x worse I keep thinking you're meiosis.
Title: Re: Dutch man waited 10 days in airport for lover..
Post by: mark.wood_uk on Tue, 01 November 2016, 13:24:45
looks like a scene from a  blind/mute porno to me!  :))

But for some reason it also looks strangely familiar, just cant place it though!