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Title: Wonder how many Geekhackers have the Dad-Bod..
Post by: tp4tissue on Sun, 21 August 2016, 14:47:56
Tp4 haz one ..  Anyone else ?


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Title: Re: Wonder how many Geekhackers have the Dad-Bod..
Post by: Moistgun on Sun, 21 August 2016, 15:11:35
Tp4 haz one ..  Anyone else ?


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I have a hairless dad bod.
Title: Re: Wonder how many Geekhackers have the Dad-Bod..
Post by: Dongulator on Sun, 21 August 2016, 15:12:19
this guy
Title: Re: Wonder how many Geekhackers have the Dad-Bod..
Post by: tp4tissue on Sun, 21 August 2016, 15:14:31
Only 3 Confirmed dad-bods ..?

Clearly the rest arn't fessing up..

Don't be ashamed..  #Dadbodpride


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I think the main advantage to the Dad-Bod is the low upkeep..  So we can eat lots of ramen..
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Post by: Elth on Sun, 21 August 2016, 15:17:00
hairless dad-bod here
Title: Re: Wonder how many Geekhackers have the Dad-Bod..
Post by: pmck on Sun, 21 August 2016, 17:10:21
Rocking a serious dad bod. Serious... Should do something about it but its comfy
Title: Re: Wonder how many Geekhackers have the Dad-Bod..
Post by: digi on Sun, 21 August 2016, 17:15:58
MEMEMEMEME!!!

Beer and too much food, used to workout a lot then my body started to breakdown, lower back, impingement in both shoulders... I can't lift with the big boys anymore. I'm going to try and do more cardio (which I hate)..

Come hang out with your boi at the elliptical with the senior citizens :D
Title: Re: Wonder how many Geekhackers have the Dad-Bod..
Post by: tp4tissue on Sun, 21 August 2016, 17:21:18
Why is elliptical considered Senior..  I see many young people on them
Title: Re: Wonder how many Geekhackers have the Dad-Bod..
Post by: digi on Sun, 21 August 2016, 17:24:11
Why is elliptical considered Senior..  I see many young people on them

They're probably lost then.. :D
Title: Re: Wonder how many Geekhackers have the Dad-Bod..
Post by: DALExSNAIL on Sun, 21 August 2016, 17:31:54
I have the dad bod mark II

twice the bulk, twice the fun
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Post by: Melvang on Sun, 21 August 2016, 18:08:08
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Post by: Findecanor on Sun, 21 August 2016, 18:15:32
Yep.
Title: Re: Wonder how many Geekhackers have the Dad-Bod..
Post by: milchek on Sun, 21 August 2016, 18:22:08
Confirmed dad bod here. I was even donating to a gym for a little while, but have stopped that altogether and gone the "dad's garage gym" set, which isn't being used right now...
Title: Re: Wonder how many Geekhackers have the Dad-Bod..
Post by: digi on Sun, 21 August 2016, 18:24:25
Confirmed dad bod here. I was even donating to a gym for a little while, but have stopped that altogether and gone the "dad's garage gym" set, which isn't being used right now...

Haha!! I'm currently donating to a gym too.. We're gym-detonator-bros!
Title: Re: Wonder how many Geekhackers have the Dad-Bod..
Post by: tp4tissue on Sun, 21 August 2016, 18:34:05
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Ur buying an xbox ?
Title: Re: Wonder how many Geekhackers have the Dad-Bod..
Post by: Melvang on Sun, 21 August 2016, 18:41:36
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Ur buying an xbox ?
No, it was a YouTube video of the top 15 worst gaming peripherals, and that one was a third party Xbox controller with its own external speakers but it would create a feedback loop with its own microphone.
Title: Re: Wonder how many Geekhackers have the Dad-Bod..
Post by: tp4tissue on Sun, 21 August 2016, 18:55:58
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Ur buying an xbox ?
No, it was a YouTube video of the top 15 worst gaming peripherals, and that one was a third party Xbox controller with its own external speakers but it would create a feedback loop with its own microphone.

Why is melvang not using a desktop gaming pc like real Geekhackers..  (http://emoticoner.com/files/emoticons/onion-head/embarrassed3-onion-head-emoticon.gif?1292862502)
Title: Re: Wonder how many Geekhackers have the Dad-Bod..
Post by: Melvang on Sun, 21 August 2016, 19:00:44
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Ur buying an xbox ?
No, it was a YouTube video of the top 15 worst gaming peripherals, and that one was a third party Xbox controller with its own external speakers but it would create a feedback loop with its own microphone.

Why is melvang not using a desktop gaming pc like real Geekhackers.. 
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Couple reasons.  I was actually in the middle of doing dishes and cooking dinner.  Plus my desktop is currently disconnected and pulled away from the wall to hang some prints on the wall above my desk.
Title: Re: Wonder how many Geekhackers have the Dad-Bod..
Post by: tp4tissue on Mon, 22 August 2016, 02:47:46
About to build up my dad-bod..

Morning Ramen on the Stove..


Gonna add some tofu-cubes for protein, and shanghai cabbage for veggies..

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Title: Re: Wonder how many Geekhackers have the Dad-Bod..
Post by: GenKaan on Mon, 22 August 2016, 04:28:14
More hair, more tan, less body :)
A friend of mine was skinny, had a kid with some psyco, gained so much he looked almost "american fat", took control of his life and in 6 months he was back to normal. Its not to late brö, you cån dö it!
Title: Re: Wonder how many Geekhackers have the Dad-Bod..
Post by: audioave10 on Mon, 22 August 2016, 10:06:48
I'm proud of my Dad-bod because I'm a Grandpa.
Title: Re: Wonder how many Geekhackers have the Dad-Bod..
Post by: Marizen on Mon, 22 August 2016, 14:44:12
Do you have to be a dad to officially have a dad bod? I'm not a dad, but I have the bod.
Title: Re: Wonder how many Geekhackers have the Dad-Bod..
Post by: Badwrench on Mon, 22 August 2016, 14:47:15
Tp4 haz one ..  Anyone else ?


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You could literally cut and paste my head on that photo and it would be nearly spot on.  My left arm is much tanner due to sitting in traffic in the afternoon. 
Title: Re: Wonder how many Geekhackers have the Dad-Bod..
Post by: chyros on Mon, 22 August 2016, 14:50:12
I'm proud of my Dad-bod because I'm a Grandpa.
Thanks for making me feel young again, even if only for a moment xD .
Title: Re: Wonder how many Geekhackers have the Dad-Bod..
Post by: Waateva on Mon, 22 August 2016, 14:52:50
My dad-bod actually looks remarkably similar to Seth Rogen's, just add a little more chest hair.
Title: Re: Wonder how many Geekhackers have the Dad-Bod..
Post by: iamtootallforthis on Mon, 22 August 2016, 15:01:55
I would say I don't have a dad bod.
Title: Re: Wonder how many Geekhackers have the Dad-Bod..
Post by: tp4tissue on Mon, 22 August 2016, 15:08:22
I would say I don't have a dad bod.

Oh you will, you willl.. Soooooon.. one of us.
Title: Re: Wonder how many Geekhackers have the Dad-Bod..
Post by: iamtootallforthis on Mon, 22 August 2016, 16:02:30
I would say I don't have a dad bod.

Oh you will, you willl.. Soooooon.. one of us.

I won't fall. I like working out too much.
Title: Re: Wonder how many Geekhackers have the Dad-Bod..
Post by: tp4tissue on Mon, 22 August 2016, 16:47:52
I would say I don't have a dad bod.

Oh you will, you willl.. Soooooon.. one of us.

I won't fall. I like working out too much.

It's known as middle age...  No female prospects.. Zero motivation for anything xcept Ramen. 
Title: Re: Wonder how many Geekhackers have the Dad-Bod..
Post by: iamtootallforthis on Mon, 22 August 2016, 16:51:44
I would say I don't have a dad bod.

Oh you will, you willl.. Soooooon.. one of us.

I won't fall. I like working out too much.

It's known as middle age...  No female prospects.. Zero motivation for anything xcept Ramen.

Good thing I love working out and dislike Ramen.
Title: Re: Wonder how many Geekhackers have the Dad-Bod..
Post by: alienman82 on Mon, 22 August 2016, 16:52:56
removed.
Title: Re: Wonder how many Geekhackers have the Dad-Bod..
Post by: tp4tissue on Mon, 22 August 2016, 16:55:20
I'm so hairy.  it's terrible


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I saw that infomercial one time..

It's like a goop, you just put it on,  and then wait 10 minutes, and you towel off, and the hair just completely comes off..
Title: Re: Wonder how many Geekhackers have the Dad-Bod..
Post by: alienman82 on Mon, 22 August 2016, 16:56:23
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Title: Re: Wonder how many Geekhackers have the Dad-Bod..
Post by: tp4tissue on Tue, 23 August 2016, 18:45:46
I'm so hairy.  it's terrible


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I saw that infomercial one time..

It's like a goop, you just put it on,  and then wait 10 minutes, and you towel off, and the hair just completely comes off..




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Check out this video


Title: Re: Wonder how many Geekhackers have the Dad-Bod..
Post by: chyros on Tue, 23 August 2016, 19:48:19
I've been told the best thing to do with veet is to smear it all over your knob and sack. It's very stimulating, apparently.
Title: Re: Wonder how many Geekhackers have the Dad-Bod..
Post by: tp4tissue on Tue, 23 August 2016, 20:25:29
I've been told the best thing to do with veet is to smear it all over your knob and sack. It's very stimulating, apparently.

what.... ....  ?
Title: Re: Wonder how many Geekhackers have the Dad-Bod..
Post by: thatsmrdoctortoyou on Tue, 23 August 2016, 20:44:30
I've been working on my dad bod for awhile... getting closer but still a little fluffy in the mid-section
Title: Re: Wonder how many Geekhackers have the Dad-Bod..
Post by: Otesanek on Wed, 24 August 2016, 03:04:06
I have a sad dad bod

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Title: Re: Wonder how many Geekhackers have the Dad-Bod..
Post by: Belfong on Wed, 24 August 2016, 03:51:37
I still don't know what's a dad bod.
Title: Re: Wonder how many Geekhackers have the Dad-Bod..
Post by: tp4tissue on Wed, 24 August 2016, 04:20:50
I still don't know what's a dad bod.

It's basically fatness due to lifestyle transition from being a young person into a adult-couch-potato..

But Less than Obese (aka American fat), where the person is replacing many life objective with eating, sometimes medicating a psychological imbalance.
Title: Re: Wonder how many Geekhackers have the Dad-Bod..
Post by: Belfong on Wed, 24 August 2016, 05:46:26
Opposed... You just described me! Horrors!!!!
Title: Re: Wonder how many Geekhackers have the Dad-Bod..
Post by: rowdy on Wed, 24 August 2016, 05:51:21
Tp4 haz one ..  Anyone else ?


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Um, you have a boyfriend?
Title: Re: Wonder how many Geekhackers have the Dad-Bod..
Post by: tp4tissue on Wed, 24 August 2016, 05:54:46
Tp4 haz one ..  Anyone else ?


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Um, you have a boyfriend?

??

Tp4 only into females.
Title: Re: Wonder how many Geekhackers have the Dad-Bod..
Post by: rowdy on Thu, 25 August 2016, 06:00:39
Tp4 haz one ..  Anyone else ?


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Um, you have a boyfriend?

??

Tp4 only into females.

Not from what I've heard.

Taking it literally, of course.
Title: Re: Wonder how many Geekhackers have the Dad-Bod..
Post by: tp4tissue on Thu, 25 August 2016, 06:08:20
Tp4 haz one ..  Anyone else ?


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Um, you have a boyfriend?

??

Tp4 only into females.

Not from what I've heard.

Taking it literally, of course.

Who's spreading Lies about Tp4...

I'mma make an angry thread about it... (http://www.cute-factor.com/images/smilies/onion/069.gif)
Title: Re: Wonder how many Geekhackers have the Dad-Bod..
Post by: xtrafrood on Thu, 25 August 2016, 06:21:23
Borderline dad bod
Title: Re: Wonder how many Geekhackers have the Dad-Bod..
Post by: heedpantsnow on Thu, 25 August 2016, 07:20:32
Battling the dad bod.  Am an actual dad 3x plus another soon.  Will have less time for battle. 
/me heads to the fridge to medicate the lost battle.
Title: Re: Wonder how many Geekhackers have the Dad-Bod..
Post by: tp4tissue on Thu, 25 August 2016, 07:25:38
Battling the dad bod.  Am an actual dad 3x plus another soon.  Will have less time for battle. 
/me heads to the fridge to medicate the lost battle.

Oh god.. .I feel like medicating just hearing that..  4 kidz.. Well America thanks you.. You're pulling the 1.9x the weight of the typical American Family.


Hope you're making $300,000 to send all these kidz to college..
Title: Re: Wonder how many Geekhackers have the Dad-Bod..
Post by: heedpantsnow on Thu, 25 August 2016, 17:40:04
Battling the dad bod.  Am an actual dad 3x plus another soon.  Will have less time for battle. 
/me heads to the fridge to medicate the lost battle.

Oh god.. .I feel like medicating just hearing that..  4 kidz.. Well America thanks you.. You're pulling the 1.9x the weight of the typical American Family.


Hope you're making $300,000 to send all these kidz to college..

Lol, don't worry tp. You meet the right girl and you'll be the same way. Hope you make $500k to cover some of mine...
Title: Re: Wonder how many Geekhackers have the Dad-Bod..
Post by: tp4tissue on Thu, 25 August 2016, 17:41:25
Battling the dad bod.  Am an actual dad 3x plus another soon.  Will have less time for battle. 
/me heads to the fridge to medicate the lost battle.

Oh god.. .I feel like medicating just hearing that..  4 kidz.. Well America thanks you.. You're pulling the 1.9x the weight of the typical American Family.


Hope you're making $300,000 to send all these kidz to college..

Lol, don't worry tp. You meet the right girl and you'll be the same way. Hope you make $500k to cover some of mine...


Love the enthusiasm..

Tp4 is #Ronery4ever...   Deep incompatibility... (http://emoticoner.com/files/emoticons/onion-head/embarrassed2-onion-head-emoticon.gif?1292862502)
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Post by: rowdy on Thu, 25 August 2016, 21:46:34
Tp4 haz one ..  Anyone else ?


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Um, you have a boyfriend?

??

Tp4 only into females.

Not from what I've heard.

Taking it literally, of course.

Who's spreading Lies about Tp4...

I'mma make an angry thread about it...
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You're still not thinking literally.

tp4 into females.

But tp4 has no females.

Therefore tp4 NOT into females, tp4 out of females.
Title: Re: Wonder how many Geekhackers have the Dad-Bod..
Post by: tp4tissue on Fri, 26 August 2016, 03:15:47
Into is not a verb,

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Post by: xtrafrood on Fri, 26 August 2016, 03:28:34
 :-[
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Post by: chyros on Fri, 26 August 2016, 03:36:43
Tp4 haz one ..  Anyone else ?


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Um, you have a boyfriend?

??

Tp4 only into females.

Not from what I've heard.

Taking it literally, of course.

Who's spreading Lies about Tp4...

I'mma make an angry thread about it...
Show Image
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You're still not thinking literally.

tp4 into females.

But tp4 has no females.

Therefore tp4 NOT into females, tp4 out of females.
Is that technically being into females, when you're out of females?
Title: Re: Wonder how many Geekhackers have the Dad-Bod..
Post by: tp4tissue on Fri, 26 August 2016, 04:10:27



??

Tp4 only into females.

Not from what I've heard.

Taking it literally, of course.

Who's spreading Lies about Tp4...

I'mma make an angry thread about it...
Show Image
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You're still not thinking literally.

tp4 into females.

But tp4 has no females.

Therefore tp4 NOT into females, tp4 out of females.
Is that technically being into females, when you're out of females?


Female is not a commodity,  unless you're just that baller.
Title: Re: Wonder how many Geekhackers have the Dad-Bod..
Post by: chyros on Fri, 26 August 2016, 05:04:11
I dunno TP, I think you need some females to prove you're actually into females. You know, to conform more with society's demands and stuff :p .
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Post by: xtrafrood on Fri, 26 August 2016, 05:26:40

/shrug
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Post by: tp4tissue on Fri, 26 August 2016, 05:28:52
I dunno TP, I think you need some females to prove you're actually into females. You know, to conform more with society's demands and stuff :p .

Every year.. I forget to get a GF..
Title: Re: Wonder how many Geekhackers have the Dad-Bod..
Post by: SBJ on Sat, 27 August 2016, 09:13:06
Sure I have a dad bod. And I'm damned proud.  :))
In all seriousness though something does need to be done, which is why I'm going to start exercising.
Title: Re: Wonder how many Geekhackers have the Dad-Bod..
Post by: tp4tissue on Sat, 27 August 2016, 09:41:33
Sure I have a dad bod. And I'm damned proud.  :))
In all seriousness though something does need to be done, which is why I'm going to start exercising.

Tomorrow Tomorrow, I love ya, Tomorrow, You're always a day aahhhhwayyyy
Title: Re: Wonder how many Geekhackers have the Dad-Bod..
Post by: SBJ on Sun, 28 August 2016, 04:21:44
Sure I have a dad bod. And I'm damned proud.  :))
In all seriousness though something does need to be done, which is why I'm going to start exercising.

Tomorrow Tomorrow, I love ya, Tomorrow, You're always a day aahhhhwayyyy
OI! I AM going to do it. At some point. I think.
Title: Re: Wonder how many Geekhackers have the Dad-Bod..
Post by: rowdy on Sun, 28 August 2016, 04:47:09
Sure I have a dad bod. And I'm damned proud.  :))
In all seriousness though something does need to be done, which is why I'm going to start exercising.

Tomorrow Tomorrow, I love ya, Tomorrow, You're always a day aahhhhwayyyy
OI! I AM going to do it. At some point. I think.

Start now.

Start small.

Make it part of your daily routine.

Then when you start to feel some benefit, you can expand a bit.