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Title: tp stop following
Post by: xtrafrood on Tue, 30 August 2016, 16:15:36
I saw you in the bushes tp. Your feet were poking out of the leaves--you thought you were being slick. Don't do it! St-a-ph!
Title: Re: tp stop following
Post by: tp4tissue on Tue, 30 August 2016, 16:27:46
I saw you in the bushes tp. Your feet were poking out of the leaves--you thought you were being slick. Don't do it! St-a-ph!

(http://emoticoner.com/files/emoticons/onion-head/steal-onion-head-emoticon.gif?1292862521)
Title: Re: tp stop following
Post by: fanpeople on Tue, 30 August 2016, 18:03:13
Impossible. Tp does not go outside, would never physically touch a bush either
Title: Re: tp stop following
Post by: xtrafrood on Tue, 30 August 2016, 18:08:07
Impossible. Tp does not go outside, would never physically touch a bush either

Maybe it was a tp hologram?
Title: Re: tp stop following
Post by: tp4tissue on Tue, 30 August 2016, 18:39:01
Impossible. Tp does not go outside, would never physically touch a bush either

Maybe it was a tp hologram?


Tp4 haz transcended..

Am now Anywhere and Everywhere....  // in thine shadow. 

(http://a.deviantart.net/avatars/e/x/excitedblushplz.gif?1)
Title: Re: tp stop following
Post by: rowdy on Wed, 31 August 2016, 05:23:22
Telepresence unit got stuck in the bush?
Title: Re: tp stop following
Post by: xtrafrood on Wed, 31 August 2016, 06:00:09
Confirmed. tp is dating an ancient! Whoosh

(http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-rU6lXaa9UV4/VLgPPgMFpqI/AAAAAAAAAIA/P1uU_7-7ZUo/s1600/atlantis%2Bgate.gif)
Title: Re: tp stop following
Post by: jaffers on Wed, 31 August 2016, 06:42:59
How many of these onions heads does tp have. Will there ever be a day when tp runs out?
Title: Re: tp stop following
Post by: chyros on Wed, 31 August 2016, 07:12:06
How many of these onions heads does tp have. Will there ever be a day when tp runs out?
I think everyone runs out of tp sometimes Oo .
Title: Re: tp stop following
Post by: tp4tissue on Wed, 31 August 2016, 17:37:34
How many of these onions heads does tp have. Will there ever be a day when tp runs out?

Has anyone ever actually stalked another person..

You hear about it on tv and in movies and on the internet, But I've never heard actual accounts of stalking from -afk- people.


So, i'd assume it must be pretty rare, because, what's there to be accomplished by such an act ??
Title: Re: tp stop following
Post by: xtrafrood on Wed, 31 August 2016, 17:59:46
there have been a few cases that didn't end well :'(
Title: Re: tp stop following
Post by: tp4tissue on Wed, 31 August 2016, 18:25:43
there have been a few cases that didn't end well :'(

Please share ur Vast stalking xperience Csmertx..
Title: Re: tp stop following
Post by: fanpeople on Wed, 31 August 2016, 18:29:12
How many of these onions heads does tp have. Will there ever be a day when tp runs out?

Has anyone ever actually stalked another person..

You hear about it on tv and in movies and on the internet, But I've never heard actual accounts of stalking from -afk- people.


So, i'd assume it must be pretty rare, because, what's there to be accomplished by such an act ??

It takes a special kind of special to stalk someone i mean that is seriously a lot of energy. With facebooks etc i think that a lot of what was gained from the act of stalking can be done online, not saying its obsolete just probebly more people being crazy psyco jelous online
Title: Re: tp stop following
Post by: xtrafrood on Thu, 01 September 2016, 03:47:12
there have been a few cases that didn't end well :'(

Please share ur Vast stalking xperience Csmertx..

OMG you have no idea. All my baes know :-*
Title: Re: tp stop following
Post by: tp4tissue on Thu, 01 September 2016, 07:27:19
there have been a few cases that didn't end well :'(

Please share ur Vast stalking xperience Csmertx..

OMG you have no idea. All my baes know :-*

What Camera lens/  Binocular combo is in your Stalker Bag.
Title: Re: tp stop following
Post by: xtrafrood on Thu, 01 September 2016, 07:43:41
there have been a few cases that didn't end well :'(

Please share ur Vast stalking xperience Csmertx..

OMG you have no idea. All my baes know :-*

What Camera lens/  Binocular combo is in your Stalker Bag.

For the moment Canon EOS REBEL T3i (w/cheap) 70-300mm and Google Earth (obviously). But I'm seriously considering a Sky-Watcher with Stellarium/Raspberry Pi 3. I just need to find a mountain to install a house on.
Title: Re: tp stop following
Post by: tp4tissue on Thu, 01 September 2016, 11:17:05
there have been a few cases that didn't end well :'(

Please share ur Vast stalking xperience Csmertx..

OMG you have no idea. All my baes know :-*

What Camera lens/  Binocular combo is in your Stalker Bag.

For the moment Canon EOS REBEL T3i (w/cheap) 70-300mm and Google Earth (obviously). But I'm seriously considering a Sky-Watcher with Stellarium/Raspberry Pi 3. I just need to find a mountain to install a house on.

PM Tp4 some fotos..

(http://emoticoner.com/files/emoticons/onion-head/payup-onion-head-emoticon.gif?1292862514)
Title: Re: tp stop following
Post by: chyros on Thu, 01 September 2016, 12:35:47
there have been a few cases that didn't end well :'(

Please share ur Vast stalking xperience Csmertx..

OMG you have no idea. All my baes know :-*

What Camera lens/  Binocular combo is in your Stalker Bag.

For the moment Canon EOS REBEL T3i (w/cheap) 70-300mm and Google Earth (obviously). But I'm seriously considering a Sky-Watcher with Stellarium/Raspberry Pi 3. I just need to find a mountain to install a house on.

PM Tp4 some fotos..

Show Image
(http://emoticoner.com/files/emoticons/onion-head/payup-onion-head-emoticon.gif?1292862514)

Dammit tp, how many times do we have to tell you, you can't tell people to pm you their private pictures, that's classed as illicit activities.
Title: Re: tp stop following
Post by: tp4tissue on Thu, 01 September 2016, 12:43:10
there have been a few cases that didn't end well :'(

Please share ur Vast stalking xperience Csmertx..

OMG you have no idea. All my baes know :-*

What Camera lens/  Binocular combo is in your Stalker Bag.

For the moment Canon EOS REBEL T3i (w/cheap) 70-300mm and Google Earth (obviously). But I'm seriously considering a Sky-Watcher with Stellarium/Raspberry Pi 3. I just need to find a mountain to install a house on.

PM Tp4 some fotos..

Show Image
(http://emoticoner.com/files/emoticons/onion-head/payup-onion-head-emoticon.gif?1292862514)

Dammit tp, how many times do we have to tell you, you can't tell people to pm you their private pictures, that's classed as illicit activities.

Well, I have to proof that they're illicit..  they are whatever anyone says they are.
Title: Re: tp stop following
Post by: xtrafrood on Thu, 01 September 2016, 13:35:13
there have been a few cases that didn't end well :'(

Please share ur Vast stalking xperience Csmertx..

OMG you have no idea. All my baes know :-*

What Camera lens/  Binocular combo is in your Stalker Bag.

For the moment Canon EOS REBEL T3i (w/cheap) 70-300mm and Google Earth (obviously). But I'm seriously considering a Sky-Watcher with Stellarium/Raspberry Pi 3. I just need to find a mountain to install a house on.

PM Tp4 some fotos..

Show Image
(http://emoticoner.com/files/emoticons/onion-head/payup-onion-head-emoticon.gif?1292862514)

Dammit tp, how many times do we have to tell you, you can't tell people to pm you their private pictures, that's classed as illicit activities.

Well, I have to proof that they're illicit..  they are whatever anyone says they are.

Monies is all I require. I gotta pay for that mountain top house installation--shiz aint cheap (http://i.imgur.com/WuD4HoK.gif)
Title: Re: tp stop following
Post by: ANightOnCloudNine on Fri, 02 September 2016, 05:33:14
so if tp is everywhere that means hes a particle traveling faster than light. tp confirmed a tachyon
Title: Re: tp stop following
Post by: rowdy on Fri, 02 September 2016, 05:51:58
so if tp is everywhere that means hes a particle traveling faster than light. tp confirmed a tachyon

Maybe that's what the "T" stands for.
Title: Re: tp stop following
Post by: ANightOnCloudNine on Fri, 02 September 2016, 06:51:56
so if tp is everywhere that means hes a particle traveling faster than light. tp confirmed a tachyon

Maybe that's what the "T" stands for.
what does the p stand for, pornhub?
Title: Re: tp stop following
Post by: fohat.digs on Fri, 02 September 2016, 08:04:36

what does the p stand for, pornhub?

That would explain the tissue part.
Title: Re: tp stop following
Post by: ANightOnCloudNine on Fri, 02 September 2016, 08:08:42

what does the p stand for, pornhub?

That would explain the tissue part.
weve cracked the code.
Title: Re: tp stop following
Post by: tp4tissue on Fri, 02 September 2016, 08:32:00

what does the p stand for, pornhub?

That would explain the tissue part.
weve cracked the code.

hahahahhaahahhahahahahhahaa


tachyon pr0n
Title: Re: tp stop following
Post by: xtrafrood on Fri, 02 September 2016, 09:35:47
huehuehue.. huh?
Title: Re: tp stop following
Post by: rowdy on Sun, 04 September 2016, 05:20:27

what does the p stand for, pornhub?

That would explain the tissue part.
weve cracked the code.

hahahahhaahahhahahahahhahaa


tachyon pr0n

So what is the significance of the 4?
Title: Re: tp stop following
Post by: fohat.digs on Sun, 04 September 2016, 07:47:35

So what is the significance of the 4?

The US still uses Imperial measure.
Title: Re: tp stop following
Post by: tp4tissue on Sun, 04 September 2016, 09:29:31
huehuehue.. huh?

I think the main problem with stalking is the travel cost..

It just makes no sense walking/driving around to do that, when you can prolly achieve most of those outcomes on the internet..


But then, perhaps stalking as stopped being a thing because everyone already upload most of their whereabouts online.
Title: Re: tp stop following
Post by: xtrafrood on Sun, 04 September 2016, 10:11:33
huehuehue.. huh?

I think the main problem with stalking is the travel cost..

It just makes no sense walking/driving around to do that, when you can prolly achieve most of those outcomes on the internet..


But then, perhaps stalking as stopped being a thing because everyone already upload most of their whereabouts online.

Get yourself a mountain and install a house on it. You'll save yourself a boatload of cash--enough to buy a boat. Boats = Mermaid dating