geekhack

geekhack Community => Off Topic => Topic started by: tp4tissue on Tue, 18 October 2016, 23:12:34

Title: Free Sandwiches
Post by: tp4tissue on Tue, 18 October 2016, 23:12:34: These are two beautiful words.. (http://emoticoner.com/files/emoticons/onion-head/embarrassed1-onion-head-emoticon.gif?1292862502)

It's like my head instantly turns toward their direction, looking for the alleged sandwiches.

Like when a Meerkat hears an Eagle..

(http://yourshot.nationalgeographic.com/u/ss/fQYSUbVfts-T7pS2VP2wnKyN8wxywmXtY0-FwsgxpCrRL0dbKGmCULnqU2UsKdXJn8lJCjxsDkm7TI4rMIh6/)

What are some key activation words for ya'll, ?? hahahahaha

(https://www.panerabread.com/panerabread/menu/details/bacon-turkey-bravo-sandwich-tce-whole.jpg/_jcr_content/renditions/bacon-turkey-bravo-sandwich-tce-whole.desktop.jpeg)
Title: Re: Free Sandwiches
Post by: platypus on Tue, 18 October 2016, 23:27:17: I cut my sandwiches like this:

(http://i.imgur.com/az4iNui.jpg)
Title: Re: Free Sandwiches
Post by: tp4tissue on Tue, 18 October 2016, 23:28:57: Quote from: platypus on Tue, 18 October 2016, 23:27:17
I cut my sandwiches like this:

Show Image
(http://i.imgur.com/az4iNui.jpg)

Tp4 doesn't cut sandwiches usually.. Unless they're too big for one hand..

Tp4 eats over the plate though, so it's not been an issue if some sandwich stuff falls out.
Title: Re: Free Sandwiches
Post by: katushkin on Tue, 18 October 2016, 23:29:16: Air ride
Title: Re: Free Sandwiches
Post by: tp4tissue on Tue, 18 October 2016, 23:30:04: Quote from: katushkin on Tue, 18 October 2016, 23:29:16
Air ride

the Car suspensions ?
Title: Re: Free Sandwiches
Post by: katushkin on Tue, 18 October 2016, 23:35:21: Yes.

Sorry.
Title: Re: Free Sandwiches
Post by: Elth on Tue, 18 October 2016, 23:39:28: Man, such title bait. I was expecting a free sandwich
Title: Re: Free Sandwiches
Post by: tp4tissue on Tue, 18 October 2016, 23:53:55: Quote from: Elth on Tue, 18 October 2016, 23:39:28
Man, such title bait. I was expecting a free sandwich

You see ? this proves the power of the magical words in question.. "free Sandwich"
Title: Re: Free Sandwiches
Post by: Sifo on Wed, 19 October 2016, 02:52:30: "Anime Girls"
Title: Re: Free Sandwiches
Post by: fanpeople on Wed, 19 October 2016, 05:16:01: Work trip. Free pub food three days running so far
Title: Re: Free Sandwiches
Post by: Fictiouz on Wed, 19 October 2016, 05:20:24: Punk Girls. My friends do it to me to see my head whip around so fast in search of where they are
Title: Re: Free Sandwiches
Post by: fohat.digs on Wed, 19 October 2016, 08:22:20: Quote from: Elth on Tue, 18 October 2016, 23:39:28

Man, such title bait. I was expecting a free sandwich

Usually "free sandwich" is followed by "when you buy .... "
Title: Re: Free Sandwiches
Post by: chyros on Wed, 19 October 2016, 10:17:43: Quote from: platypus on Tue, 18 October 2016, 23:27:17
I cut my sandwiches like this:

Show Image
(http://i.imgur.com/az4iNui.jpg)

That's just barbaric.
Title: Re: Free Sandwiches
Post by: fohat.digs on Wed, 19 October 2016, 10:37:41: Quote from: chyros on Wed, 19 October 2016, 10:17:43
Quote from: platypus on Tue, 18 October 2016, 23:27:17

I cut my sandwiches like this:

That's just barbaric.

I always go diagonal so that I can maximize the number of apices.
Title: Re: Free Sandwiches
Post by: alienman82 on Wed, 19 October 2016, 10:40:10: removed.
Title: Re: Free Sandwiches
Post by: chyros on Wed, 19 October 2016, 11:11:34: Quote from: alienman82 on Wed, 19 October 2016, 10:40:10
Quote from: fohat.digs on Wed, 19 October 2016, 10:37:41
Quote from: chyros on Wed, 19 October 2016, 10:17:43
Quote from: platypus on Tue, 18 October 2016, 23:27:17

I cut my sandwiches like this:

That's just barbaric.

I always go diagonal so that I can maximize the number of apices.

triangles are just better.

Agreed, sandwiches have to be triangles.
Title: Re: Free Sandwiches
Post by: tp4tissue on Wed, 19 October 2016, 11:29:41: Quote from: chyros on Wed, 19 October 2016, 11:11:34
Quote from: alienman82 on Wed, 19 October 2016, 10:40:10
Quote from: fohat.digs on Wed, 19 October 2016, 10:37:41
Quote from: chyros on Wed, 19 October 2016, 10:17:43
Quote from: platypus on Tue, 18 October 2016, 23:27:17

I cut my sandwiches like this:

That's just barbaric.

I always go diagonal so that I can maximize the number of apices.

triangles are just better.

Agreed, sandwiches have to be triangles.

Also Toasted.. /prefer toasted..
Title: Re: Free Sandwiches
Post by: alienman82 on Wed, 19 October 2016, 12:12:22: removed.
Title: Re: Free Sandwiches
Post by: chyros on Wed, 19 October 2016, 12:32:53: Quote from: tp4tissue on Wed, 19 October 2016, 11:29:41
Quote from: chyros on Wed, 19 October 2016, 11:11:34
Quote from: alienman82 on Wed, 19 October 2016, 10:40:10
Quote from: fohat.digs on Wed, 19 October 2016, 10:37:41
Quote from: chyros on Wed, 19 October 2016, 10:17:43
Quote from: platypus on Tue, 18 October 2016, 23:27:17

I cut my sandwiches like this:

That's just barbaric.

I always go diagonal so that I can maximize the number of apices.

triangles are just better.

Agreed, sandwiches have to be triangles.

Also Toasted.. /prefer toasted..
Toasties ^^ .
Title: Re: Free Sandwiches
Post by: tp4tissue on Wed, 19 October 2016, 14:35:10: Quote from: alienman82 on Wed, 19 October 2016, 12:12:22

is it that you don't like when it sticks to the room of the mouth?

That's part of it..

But mostly, it's because Prior to toasting, I spray the bread, both sides with a light olive oil. Then it goes in the toaster oven for golden brown.
Title: Re: Free Sandwiches
Post by: Blackehart on Wed, 19 October 2016, 14:40:52: "on the glass" will make me crane my neck and go "huh?" like Scooby-doo.

:p :p :p
Title: Re: Free Sandwiches
Post by: tp4tissue on Wed, 19 October 2016, 14:57:36: Quote from: Blackehart on Wed, 19 October 2016, 14:40:52
"on the glass" will make me crane my neck and go "huh?" like Scooby-doo.

:p :p :p

Hahahaha..

I've looked this up a while back, apparently this type of fetishism is governed by the fact that there is a " cognitively Opaque barrier " between you and -the goods-

It's very similar to the operating feature of sheer fabric fetishism. (stockings/lingerie/etc)
Title: Re: Free Sandwiches
Post by: xtrafrood on Wed, 19 October 2016, 15:41:32: shepherd's pie
Title: Re: Free Sandwiches
Post by: 1swt2gs on Wed, 19 October 2016, 15:57:22: Key activation word

MOIST

Can you please use it in a sentence?

Sure. "I love moist chocolate cake".
Title: Re: Free Sandwiches
Post by: noisyturtle on Wed, 19 October 2016, 20:44:46: Quote from: 1swt2gs on Wed, 19 October 2016, 15:57:22
Key activation word

MOIST

Can you please use it in a sentence?

Sure. "I love moist chocolate cake".

This morning the rain made me moist on the way to work.
Title: Re: Free Sandwiches
Post by: PollandAkuma on Thu, 20 October 2016, 05:27:04: For me that would be free ink haha

Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk
Title: Re: Free Sandwiches
Post by: tp4tissue on Thu, 20 October 2016, 06:05:20: Quote from: PollandAkuma on Thu, 20 October 2016, 05:27:04
For me that would be free ink haha

Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk

free ink ?

where do you hear this. hahahaha

Octopus farm ?

(http://www.cute-factor.com/images/smilies/onion/069.gif)
Title: Re: Free Sandwiches
Post by: PollandAkuma on Thu, 20 October 2016, 12:15:01: Quote from: tp4tissue on Thu, 20 October 2016, 06:05:20
Quote from: PollandAkuma on Thu, 20 October 2016, 05:27:04
For me that would be free ink haha

Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk

free ink ?

where do you hear this. hahahaha

Octopus farm ?

Show Image
(http://www.cute-factor.com/images/smilies/onion/069.gif)

hmm.. If my friends bribe me with a free bottle of fountain pen ink :P
Title: Re: Free Sandwiches
Post by: tp4tissue on Thu, 20 October 2016, 13:31:38: Quote from: PollandAkuma on Thu, 20 October 2016, 12:15:01
Quote from: tp4tissue on Thu, 20 October 2016, 06:05:20
Quote from: PollandAkuma on Thu, 20 October 2016, 05:27:04
For me that would be free ink haha

Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk

free ink ?

where do you hear this. hahahaha

Octopus farm ?

Show Image
(http://www.cute-factor.com/images/smilies/onion/069.gif)

hmm.. If my friends bribe me with a free bottle of fountain pen ink :P

if it's a bride, then it's not free.. (http://emoticoner.com/files/emoticons/onion-head/embarrassed3-onion-head-emoticon.gif?1292862502)
Title: Re: Free Sandwiches
Post by: YoshiCaps on Sat, 22 October 2016, 12:57:30: from mcallister's deli (https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/564x/16/b8/17/16b817c9f0e6fe1c0937e8fa72d9c3c6.jpg)