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geekhack Community => Off Topic => Topic started by: xtrafrood on Mon, 24 October 2016, 21:46:18

Title: Always late
Post by: xtrafrood on Mon, 24 October 2016, 21:46:18

I'm always the last person to arrive at the party. Earlier today I incidentally pressed spacebar during a router power cycle. A 2014 easter egg appeared

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Title: Re: Always late
Post by: rowdy on Fri, 28 October 2016, 04:50:33

Conversely my brother and his wife always used to arrive 30 minutes early for EVERYTHING!

Title: Re: Always late
Post by: fohat.digs on Fri, 28 October 2016, 07:23:34

I have a friend who does that. Once I was hosting a party and she and her husband walked in on me vacuuming the living room in my underwear.

My concept is to arrive approximately on time, to ensure that the best of the food and drinks have not already been scarfed up, but my wife is always dreadfully late.

Title: Re: Always late
Post by: Puddsy on Fri, 28 October 2016, 19:52:04

Quote from: fohat.digs on Fri, 28 October 2016, 07:23:34

I have a friend who does that. Once I was hosting a party and she and her husband walked in on me vacuuming the living room in my underwear.

My concept is to arrive approximately on time, to ensure that the best of the food and drinks have not already been scarfed up, but my wife is always dreadfully late.

I usually shoot for 10-15 minutes after the party starts. That way I'm not first, but I haven't missed the good snacks.

Title: Re: Always late
Post by: katushkin on Fri, 28 October 2016, 19:53:42

I hate being late.

My girlfriend is always late.

Ergo, I am always late.

I hate it.