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Title: Wet Dreams
Post by: nastrovje on Wed, 09 November 2016, 22:49:52
Guys!

I just fell asleep on the couch while watching some BBC Documentary and had the wettest dream of them all.

I was dreaming about my aluminium case having a full set of amber keycaps. But not just blanks. Each cap had already extinct insects enclosed in the shape of the letters. The soft backlight shined through the caps and the whole keyboard was glowing golden like honey and filling the room in a warm light. I was amazed and hypnotized and just couldn't comprehend this beauty.

But then some flickering to my right caught my attention. There I saw a numpad I have never seen before, which was also glowing but unevenly like a candle.
At further inspection I saw that within each cap bubbles rotated from the bottom to the top and back again.
Lava lamps! How awesome"! The heat of the backlight must have powered these within the keycaps.

I reached for these holy thing, but right before I could touch them, my dog woke me licking my hand and begging for a walk.

Now I can't stop thinking about contacting my jeweler and selling my house to make my dream come true.

Do you have similar dreams? Do you also hate your life for not being a russian oligarch at some times?
Title: Re: Wet Dreams
Post by: hurst on Thu, 10 November 2016, 10:39:51
No but I had a nightmare that a Russian oligarch named Trump won the election.
Title: Re: Wet Dreams
Post by: tp4tissue on Thu, 10 November 2016, 11:25:56
I think this is readily possible to produce.. although.. in reality it would just look like a dirty keyboard with bugs on it.. hahahahahahaha
Title: Re: Wet Dreams
Post by: Arallu on Thu, 10 November 2016, 17:18:30
How about a keyboard where every keycap is a picture of Putin, nightmare or nirvana?
Title: Re: Wet Dreams
Post by: nastrovje on Fri, 11 November 2016, 07:37:39
Quote from: Arallu on Thu, 10 November 2016, 17:18:30
How about a keyboard where every keycap is a picture of Putin, nightmare or nirvana?
Do they glow in the dark and then create a mosaic of Putin? Would buy.

Quote from: tp4tissue on Thu, 10 November 2016, 11:25:56
I think this is readily possible to produce.. although.. in reality it would just look like a dirty keyboard with bugs on it.. hahahahahahaha
Well, I contacted 2 jewellers out of fun. One answered it is possible without the inclusions as letters but he wants 200 for each cap...
On the other hand, thats what Clacks and bbv2s go for at the aftermarket too. 
Title: Re: Wet Dreams
Post by: saxophone on Mon, 21 November 2016, 00:42:41
Quote from: hurst on Thu, 10 November 2016, 10:39:51
No but I had a nightmare that a Russian oligarch named Trump won the election.
Was he going to make geekhack great again?
Title: Re: Wet Dreams
Post by: Findecanor on Fri, 05 May 2017, 00:46:55
Old thread but...

I dreamt last night that it was the first time that I tried Blue Alps, and they felt amazing.
(much better than Blue Alps do in real life)