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geekhack Community => Off Topic => Topic started by: mason on Tue, 14 February 2017, 13:05:06
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Hey y'all. I'm leaving in two hours to surprise my girlfriend at college and I want to give her a fake gift before the real one.
What should I put in a bag/box?
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A keyboard, of course.
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happy birthday card
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So.. on the flowers you get her, put the name of an ex-girlfriend that she "knows of" or have heard you say the name of..
hahahahahhhahahah
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A keyboard, of course.
Spray paint a rubberdome board pink.
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So.. on the flowers you get her, put the name of an ex-girlfriend that she "knows of" or have heard you say the name of..
hahahahahhhahahah
He's asking for bad gift, not something to break up to hahaha
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So.. on the flowers you get her, put the name of an ex-girlfriend that she "knows of" or have heard you say the name of..
hahahahahhhahahah
He's asking for bad gift, not something to break up to hahaha
Oh.. psssh.. nm..
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Get her an electric razor and some hair wax, guaranteed to start an argument.
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Lingerie in a size too large
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amusingly a friend of mine... some what idiotically took my suggestion to write his ex's name on a card then cross it off... She wasn't amused and then she blamed me for it...
to which I could only respond... look I didn't know he'd be dumb enough to actually do it...
not all ...but I don't think girls tend to have that great of a sense of humor in general...so tread lightly...
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I know it's a bit late, but how about a fire extinguisher. You could say you don't feel comfortable withe the idea of her cooking without one...
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amusingly a friend of mine... some what idiotically took my suggestion to write his ex's name on a card then cross it off... She wasn't amused and then she blamed me for it...
to which I could only respond... look I didn't know he'd be dumb enough to actually do it...
not all ...but I don't think girls tend to have that great of a sense of humor in general...so tread lightly...
hilarious every time..