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Title: Who here actually tp4tissue?
Post by: happylacquer on Fri, 31 March 2017, 02:19:46
Wegmans single ply (slightly cheaper than Scott 1000) is some of the best tissue material.

Normal single ply is useless for nose tissue

Fancy soft toilet paper disintegrates and leaves weird specks of white on your face
Title: Re: Who here actually tp4tissue?
Post by: digi on Fri, 31 March 2017, 11:39:38
Wegmans single ply (slightly cheaper than Scott 1000) is some of the best tissue material.

Normal single ply is useless for nose tissue

Fancy soft toilet paper disintegrates and leaves weird specks of white on your face

Good point, the problem with single ply is that you just end up using double the tp to wipe your but. Mind as well spend the extra $2 and get the double ply. Plus its a little embarrassing when your friends come over and see you went with the single ply at the ****ter.
Title: Re: Who here actually tp4tissue?
Post by: chyros on Fri, 31 March 2017, 18:00:25
Wegmans single ply (slightly cheaper than Scott 1000) is some of the best tissue material.

Normal single ply is useless for nose tissue

Fancy soft toilet paper disintegrates and leaves weird specks of white on your face
Oh, on your FACE. Then no.
Title: Re: Who here actually tp4tissue?
Post by: Nai_Calus on Mon, 03 April 2017, 07:32:32
All the time, I have allergies and the bathroom is usually a good place to get a good nose blowing done without people being grossed out and I'm about to wash my hands afterwards anyway.

I have done the opposite as well due to carrying a bunch of tissue at all times due to said allergies. Whoops public restroom no TP no seat cover, no problem just pull out a couple of the nice 3-ply tissues I carry and I'm good.
Title: Re: Who here actually tp4tissue?
Post by: fanpeople on Mon, 03 April 2017, 07:38:01
All the time, I have allergies and the bathroom is usually a good place to get a good nose blowing done without people being grossed out and I'm about to wash my hands afterwards anyway.

I have done the opposite as well due to carrying a bunch of tissue at all times due to said allergies. Whoops public restroom no TP no seat cover, no problem just pull out a couple of the nice 3-ply tissues I carry and I'm good.

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No need to waste the tissue
Title: Re: Who here actually tp4tissue?
Post by: iri on Mon, 03 April 2017, 09:02:21
^ also, this posture is more anatomically appropriate.
Title: Re: Who here actually tp4tissue?
Post by: tp4tissue on Mon, 03 April 2017, 09:31:53

No need to waste the tissue

This takes years of practice and training. 
Title: Re: Who here actually tp4tissue?
Post by: rowdy on Tue, 11 April 2017, 22:08:21

No need to waste the tissue

This takes years of practice and training. 

Spoken from experience?
Title: Re: Who here actually tp4tissue?
Post by: iLLucionist on Mon, 17 April 2017, 16:38:19
There is this "soft tissue" but that tears way to easily. I like hard tissue. As hard as possible. HARD. Like recycled 2-ply toilet paper.