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geekhack Community => Off Topic => Topic started by: xtrafrood on Sun, 16 April 2017, 02:53:09

Title: Mastodon.rocks
Post by: xtrafrood on Sun, 16 April 2017, 02:53:09
Whatcha' think about Mastodon tp4? Any thoughts?
Title: Re: Mastodon.rocks
Post by: tp4tissue on Sun, 16 April 2017, 04:37:35
Tp4 prefer frogs.. but.. mastodons are cool too
Title: Re: Mastodon.rocks
Post by: SBJ on Sun, 16 April 2017, 05:01:42
Tp4 prefer frogs.. but.. mastodons are cool too
How can you prefer frogs to mastodons?!
Title: Re: Mastodon.rocks
Post by: xtrafrood on Sun, 16 April 2017, 05:17:12
Tp4 prefer frogs.. but.. mastodons are cool too
How can you prefer frogs to mastodons?!

I have to side with tp4 on this one. Mastodons will steal all the salt and minerals. I don't want to share my licking rocks. But on the other hand GOT's Mastodons > Frogs. I'd totally share my licking rock with a GOT Mastodon.
Title: Re: Mastodon.rocks
Post by: tp4tissue on Sun, 16 April 2017, 06:06:03
I outsided once, and were walking, and saw these small mountain goats licking a rock outcrop where a small stream of ground water brought salt to the surface.
Title: Re: Mastodon.rocks
Post by: fanpeople on Sun, 16 April 2017, 06:08:26
I outsided once, and were walking, and saw these small mountain goats licking a rock outcrop where a small stream of ground water brought salt to the surface.

Ive watched my dog eat his own **** from the backyard.... it was just as mystifying
Title: Re: Mastodon.rocks
Post by: tp4tissue on Sun, 16 April 2017, 06:09:27
I outsided once, and were walking, and saw these small mountain goats licking a rock outcrop where a small stream of ground water brought salt to the surface.

Ive watched my dog eat his own **** from the backyard.... it was just as mystifying

ur suppose to stop him from doing that.
Title: Re: Mastodon.rocks
Post by: fanpeople on Sun, 16 April 2017, 06:33:57
I outsided once, and were walking, and saw these small mountain goats licking a rock outcrop where a small stream of ground water brought salt to the surface.

Ive watched my dog eat his own **** from the backyard.... it was just as mystifying

ur suppose to stop him from doing that.

 IM NOT HIS ****ING FATHER IF HE IS STUPID ENOUGH TO EAT HIS OWN **** THEN SO BE IT.
Title: Re: Mastodon.rocks
Post by: fanpeople on Sun, 16 April 2017, 06:34:41
OH BY THE WAY IVE BEEN DRINKING FOR A WHILE SO EITHER BRACE YOURSELF FOR SOME SERIOS ****POSTING OR I MAY FALL ASLEEP< ONLY TIME WILL TEL:L
Title: Re: Mastodon.rocks
Post by: xtrafrood on Sun, 16 April 2017, 06:43:13
Meanwhile.. not one mention of the social platform known as Mastodon..
Title: Re: Mastodon.rocks
Post by: fanpeople on Sun, 16 April 2017, 06:45:23
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Title: Re: Mastodon.rocks
Post by: tp4tissue on Sun, 16 April 2017, 06:48:55
OH BY THE WAY IVE BEEN DRINKING FOR A WHILE SO EITHER BRACE YOURSELF FOR SOME SERIOS ****POSTING OR I MAY FALL ASLEEP< ONLY TIME WILL TEL:L

Oh man.. it's gonna be a fun sunday..   Although i'm surprised ur female isn't making you do chores..   all the encumbered males I know of are weekend domestic slaves.
Title: Re: Mastodon.rocks
Post by: tp4tissue on Sun, 16 April 2017, 06:49:48
Meanwhile.. not one mention of the social platform known as Mastodon..

This is for young people..

Have never heard of it.

Tp4 don't even haz a facebook.. cuz tp4 haz 0x friends.
Title: Re: Mastodon.rocks
Post by: xtrafrood on Sun, 16 April 2017, 06:52:06
Meanwhile.. not one mention of the social platform known as Mastodon..

This is for young people..

Have never heard of it.

Tp4 don't even haz a facebook.. cuz tp4 haz 0x friends.

Young people?
Title: Re: Mastodon.rocks
Post by: fanpeople on Sun, 16 April 2017, 06:52:37
OH BY THE WAY IVE BEEN DRINKING FOR A WHILE SO EITHER BRACE YOURSELF FOR SOME SERIOS ****POSTING OR I MAY FALL ASLEEP< ONLY TIME WILL TEL:L

Oh man.. it's gonna be a fun sunday..   Although i'm surprised ur female isn't making you do chores..   all the encumbered males I know of are weekend domestic slaves.

MY WIFE AND I LIVE IN SEPERATE HOUSES THOUSANDS OF KMS AWAY DUE TO WORK SO I CAN DO WHATEVER THE **** I LIKE WHICH CONSISTS OF LIVING LIKE A SLOB< DRINKING< AND PLAYING BF! AND ****POPSTING S
Title: Re: Mastodon.rocks
Post by: tp4tissue on Sun, 16 April 2017, 07:13:18

MY WIFE AND I LIVE IN SEPERATE HOUSES THOUSANDS OF KMS AWAY DUE TO WORK SO I CAN DO WHATEVER THE **** I LIKE WHICH CONSISTS OF LIVING LIKE A SLOB< DRINKING< AND PLAYING BF! AND ****POPSTING S



Translation..

/Australian
/Cheating on my wife
/Drinking
/Drinking while cheating on my wife, while playing Battlefield 1, while talking to sifos from america..
Title: Re: Mastodon.rocks
Post by: fanpeople on Sun, 16 April 2017, 07:18:20

MY WIFE AND I LIVE IN SEPERATE HOUSES THOUSANDS OF KMS AWAY DUE TO WORK SO I CAN DO WHATEVER THE **** I LIKE WHICH CONSISTS OF LIVING LIKE A SLOB< DRINKING< AND PLAYING BF! AND ****POPSTING S



Translation..

/Australian
/Drinking
/Drinking while playing Battlefield 1, while talking to sifos from america..
/BREATHING IN LEAD FUMES

FTFY
Title: Re: Mastodon.rocks
Post by: xtrafrood on Sun, 16 April 2017, 07:35:20
Welp. That was fun.
Title: Re: Mastodon.rocks
Post by: kosm3 on Sun, 16 April 2017, 08:44:30
I like that one

 (https://media.giphy.com/media/l4FGFnwkcuyeXXqJq/giphy.gif)
Title: Re: Mastodon.rocks
Post by: xtrafrood on Sun, 07 May 2017, 18:26:47
eyyyy Mastodon.social opened up for new recruits warlords er people..