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geekhack Community => Off Topic => Topic started by: iLLucionist on Tue, 18 April 2017, 12:35:00
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Who likes horses? And horseback riding?
I HATE IT
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No and no. Gimme a dirt bike instead.
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hate is a strong word
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Neigh
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I like horses. Don't like riding.
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I just think they smell awful..
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No and no. Gimme a dirt bike instead.
I do race cycling instead. **** 'm horsies.
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I just think they smell awful..
My significant other is into 'em. It's horrible. We have a luxury toyota avensis sport wagon that is my ****ing baby. She puts mud and sand and horse smell in my baby. I detail my baby, wax her up. Take care of her. Treat her gently. AND THEN SHE GETS HORSE SMEAR INTO IT.
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Ever notice how horses, regardless of which direction you look at them, are basically all ass?
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Ever notice how horses, regardless of which direction you look at them, are basically all ass?
It's amazing!
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I was forced into the horse culture when I was a kid. My dad drug me to horse shows, made me compete in barrel races (I sucked), show competition, some other stuff that has faded from memory. The super serious show horse people all wore these crazy outfits and had saddles that must have weighed over a hundred pounds due to all the silver medallions and buckles and whatever hanging off the poor horses. Haven't been on a horse since except when I visit friends in southern Oregon and ride the trails through the Coast Range. Then all that experience comes in handy. As for horses, I like them a lot. Except for the **** horses. They can suck a big one.
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I was forced into the horse culture when I was a kid. My dad drug me to horse shows, made me compete in barrel races (I sucked), show competition, some other stuff that has faded from memory. The super serious show horse people all wore these crazy outfits and had saddles that must have weighed over a hundred pounds due to all the silver medallions and buckles and whatever hanging off the poor horses. Haven't been on a horse since except when I visit friends in southern Oregon and ride the trails through the Coast Range. Then all that experience comes in handy. As for horses, I like them a lot. Except for the **** horses. They can suck a big one.
I like horses on the "gentleman level". Where it adds to your style and manner, like classic dancing, being able to play snooker, and fountain pen writing, and the equine clothes.
I'm also into equine photography.
But riding them competitively... I just don't get it.
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FIERCE HORSE
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I was forced into the horse culture when I was a kid. My dad drug me to horse shows, made me compete in barrel races (I sucked), show competition, some other stuff that has faded from memory. The super serious show horse people all wore these crazy outfits and had saddles that must have weighed over a hundred pounds due to all the silver medallions and buckles and whatever hanging off the poor horses. Haven't been on a horse since except when I visit friends in southern Oregon and ride the trails through the Coast Range. Then all that experience comes in handy. As for horses, I like them a lot. Except for the **** horses. They can suck a big one.
I like horses on the "gentleman level". Where it adds to your style and manner, like classic dancing, being able to play snooker, and fountain pen writing, and the equine clothes.
OK, I guess I have 20% on a 'gentleman level'.
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FIERCE HORSE
U can tell this is serious breaking out the serifs..
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DO YOU LIKE MY EQUINE PHOTOGRAPHY YALL:
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DO YOU LIKE MY EQUINE PHOTOGRAPHY YALL:
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what cropping strategy did you use.
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I had to spend multiple days at a hospital because of a horse, no not as a patient but horses owe me like 2 days of my life.
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DO YOU LIKE MY EQUINE PHOTOGRAPHY YALL:
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what cropping strategy did you use.
On the first picture?
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DO YOU LIKE MY EQUINE PHOTOGRAPHY YALL:
(Attachment Link)
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what cropping strategy did you use.
On the first picture?
yea .. or in general..
I'm not super into photography, but I've always seen the math guys around me apply a bunch of golden ratio crops, but the majority of the time, at least to me, the choice in Which application of which partitioning strategy still seems arbitrary.
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DO YOU LIKE MY EQUINE PHOTOGRAPHY YALL:
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what cropping strategy did you use.
On the first picture?
yea .. or in general..
I'm not super into photography, but I've always seen the math guys around me apply a bunch of golden ratio crops, but the majority of the time, at least to me, the choice in Which application of which partitioning strategy still seems arbitrary.
From a photographer's perspective, cropping strategy depends on the desired / intended composition entirely, but for most use cases people rely on two heuristics:
1) rule of thirds: divide your frame in 3 columns and 3 rows, align interesting things on the intersection. For instance, horizon on 1st or 2nd row, in the middle is often considered boring. For portret photography (and horses, not sure whether I did it here), guideline is to have the eyes on an intersection
2) hyperfocal distance or "two thirds in" horizontal alignment for landscape photography. Typical, for landscape photography, the question always is where to focus. Many photographers use hyperfocal distance, which is argued to be the optimum sharpness for objects nearby and far away, but it is not "infinity".
In my case, I divide all interesting objects in a picture (like an algorithm in my head) and decide what I want to give attention. If that doesn't perfectly align with whatever rules the hipster photographers these days try to impose on you, f**k m. It's art, not math.
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I like horses.
I like them grilled.
You know that phrase "hungry enough to eat a horse"? ...
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I like horses.
I like them grilled.
You know that phrase "hungry enough to eat a horse"? ...
#Savage
Never tried horse meat, would actually like to try it once.
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I like horses.
I like them grilled.
You know that phrase "hungry enough to eat a horse"? ...
#Savage
Never tried horse meat, would actually like to try it once.
IT TASTES FAKKING GREAT.
Reminds me of a story.. you guys know we had this "beef turned out to be horse meat" scandal in Europe? Turns out we had a famous Dutch restaurant who were well-known for their beef steaks. As a matter of fact, all the gastronomy experts / insiders / magazines always rated the beef top knotch. TURNS OUT IT WAS HORSE MEAT ALL ALONG. Hahahaha
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I like horses.
I like them grilled.
You know that phrase "hungry enough to eat a horse"? ...
#Savage
Never tried horse meat, would actually like to try it once.
-> Kazakhstan
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I went horseback riding a few years ago. Hurt my ass and I was afraid the horse was going to knock me over after it reared.
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Naw man, **** horses
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Naw man, **** horses
But but... last time I did horsie bite me.
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I try feeding horse a few times.. damn thing nearly took my hand off.. vegetarians my ass... they want blooood.. and they almost got ol' Tp4
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I try feeding horse a few times.. damn thing nearly took my hand off.. vegetarians my ass... they want blooood.. and they almost got ol' Tp4
Typically male horses bite or are very aggressive in their eating.
Female horses are more relaxed and don't nearly bite as much as male horses.
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I try feeding horse a few times.. damn thing nearly took my hand off.. vegetarians my ass... they want blooood.. and they almost got ol' Tp4
Typically male horses bite or are very aggressive in their eating.
Female horses are more relaxed and don't nearly bite as much as male horses.
TYPICALLY ALL HORSES ARE ****S AND WILL DO **** ACTS BECAUSE THATS WHAT MASSIVE *****Y BEASTS DO
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I try feeding horse a few times.. damn thing nearly took my hand off.. vegetarians my ass... they want blooood.. and they almost got ol' Tp4
Typically male horses bite or are very aggressive in their eating.
Female horses are more relaxed and don't nearly bite as much as male horses.
TYPICALLY ALL HORSES ARE ****S AND WILL DO **** ACTS BECAUSE THATS WHAT MASSIVE *****Y BEASTS DO
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I try feeding horse a few times.. damn thing nearly took my hand off.. vegetarians my ass... they want blooood.. and they almost got ol' Tp4
Typically male horses bite or are very aggressive in their eating.
Female horses are more relaxed and don't nearly bite as much as male horses.
TYPICALLY ALL HORSES ARE ****S AND WILL DO **** ACTS BECAUSE THATS WHAT MASSIVE *****Y BEASTS DO
They have horses in Oz? :p
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I try feeding horse a few times.. damn thing nearly took my hand off.. vegetarians my ass... they want blooood.. and they almost got ol' Tp4
Typically male horses bite or are very aggressive in their eating.
Female horses are more relaxed and don't nearly bite as much as male horses.
TYPICALLY ALL HORSES ARE ****S AND WILL DO **** ACTS BECAUSE THATS WHAT MASSIVE *****Y BEASTS DO
They have horses in Oz? :p
we have wild ones also and camels.
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I try feeding horse a few times.. damn thing nearly took my hand off.. vegetarians my ass... they want blooood.. and they almost got ol' Tp4
Typically male horses bite or are very aggressive in their eating.
Female horses are more relaxed and don't nearly bite as much as male horses.
TYPICALLY ALL HORSES ARE ****S AND WILL DO **** ACTS BECAUSE THATS WHAT MASSIVE *****Y BEASTS DO
They have horses in Oz? :p
we have wild ones also and camels.
WOULD THEY MOUNT ME?
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16mm is just best for horses. Yes it's not natural. BUT LOOK AT ALL THE SWAG. Like yo waddup gonna f**k you up b**tch. That's how horses look shot with 16mm. JUST LOOK:
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So majestic, so high AF.
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Still can't see anything but arse :p .
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Still can't see anything but arse :p .
But I like arse :p
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Still can't see anything but arse :p .
But I like arse :p
You like horse arse? xD
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Still can't see anything but arse :p .
But I like arse :p
You like horse arse? xD
I bet you like horse raddish
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Still can't see anything but arse :p .
But I like arse :p
You like horse arse? xD
I bet you like horse raddish
I sometimes also eat them..
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I hate horses. I would eat one out of spite if I could.
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MOAR HORSIE (MEDIUM OR WELL-DONE?):
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