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Title: Industrial wine
Post by: tp4tissue on Tue, 25 April 2017, 04:07:39
Why even drink this stuff.. ??


Watery sour grapes tinted with grain alcohol..


Tp4 received bottle as a gift,  you know, the kind that is suppose to say i probably hate you..  but now you can't know for sure.. but given how bad this gift is,  Probably..   But I may in fact h8 you so much that to be ambiguous in this way is actually the effectively worst I can inflict upon you..

Please diaf... how are you enjoying that cheap bottle of what's suppose to be wine.

Muahahahahahhahahaa
Title: Re: Industrial wine
Post by: tp4tissue on Tue, 25 April 2017, 04:10:23
GDi,  this taste so bad..  probably even a country bumpkin who thinks well of his uncle flourence's farm shed moonshine would go,  This is rubber tire smoothy right ?
Title: Re: Industrial wine
Post by: nmur on Tue, 25 April 2017, 04:10:54
do you like kweichow moutai?

****'s pretty nasty

had it at a chinese wedding and was told it was expensive
Title: Re: Industrial wine
Post by: SBJ on Tue, 25 April 2017, 04:18:50
Mmmmmno thanks.
Title: Re: Industrial wine
Post by: tp4tissue on Tue, 25 April 2017, 04:21:40
Quote from: nmur on Tue, 25 April 2017, 04:10:54
do you like kweichow moutai?

****'s pretty nasty

had it at a chinese wedding and was told it was expensive

Of course Tp4 haz Moutai.  hahahaha


It takes alot of getting used to, no different than introducing the young guys to tequila/ scotch/ brandi



The issue with Chinese diesel as it's called by new westerners..  it's very much non-floral.. 

Western liquors are like drinking perfume..

Chinese diesel (Baijiu )   ,    in comparison is much more herbal..


 Moutai is a brand of the white spirits, it's the oldest official state brand,
Title: Re: Industrial wine
Post by: tp4tissue on Tue, 25 April 2017, 04:26:22
Cost wise, it's not expensive by hard liquor standards,  it's just difficult to get the --real stuff-- in china right now if you don't have any official connections.

Because of the wide popularity,  there are counterfeits made all over china,  and most novice drinkers wouldn't know the difference between the real and fake..



Tp4's route to Moutai is solid , but am not at liberty to discuss this ..
Title: Re: Industrial wine
Post by: tp4tissue on Tue, 25 April 2017, 04:27:50
Man, i don't even want to finish this damn wine..


But the alcoholism in me is saying.. hey... don't waste it.. /hydrate.
Title: Re: Industrial wine
Post by: tp4tissue on Tue, 25 April 2017, 04:39:12
Bah.. not gonna put up with this..  maybe i'll stirfry some tofu with it later..
Title: Re: Industrial wine
Post by: dgneo on Tue, 25 April 2017, 04:50:40
Title made me think of some dude making 'wine' in his toilet in prison.

Judging by your experience with it, I don't think I was far off :D
Title: Re: Industrial wine
Post by: tp4tissue on Tue, 25 April 2017, 04:58:18
Quote from: dgneo on Tue, 25 April 2017, 04:50:40
Title made me think of some dude making 'wine' in his toilet in prison.

Judging by your experience with it, I don't think I was far off :D

You got me..

Tp4 .. Prison inmate #67438-17..

::
:: Treason
:: Corporate espionage
:: Orchestrating genocide
:: 57 accounts of War-Crimes
:: 152x consecutive Life sentence

Classification:  Prisoner of War

:: Deep knowledge of criminal underground
:: Current role, Consultant
:: Religious Affiliation, none
Title: Re: Industrial wine
Post by: fanpeople on Tue, 25 April 2017, 05:04:36
Step 1: Receive wine
Step 2: Drink wine
Step 3: ? ? ?
Step 4: Hangover

Title: Re: Industrial wine
Post by: rowdy on Wed, 26 April 2017, 22:26:35
My other half's mother got me a $2 bottle of wine from Aldi a couple of years ago.

I actually drank it, more out of spite than anything.
Title: Re: Industrial wine
Post by: SBJ on Thu, 27 April 2017, 02:50:29
Quote from: rowdy on Wed, 26 April 2017, 22:26:35
My other half's mother got me a $2 bottle of wine from Aldi a couple of years ago.

I actually drank it, more out of spite than anything.
Wow $2? That's cheaper than my wife's family.
Title: Re: Industrial wine
Post by: tp4tissue on Thu, 27 April 2017, 07:02:31
Quote from: rowdy on Wed, 26 April 2017, 22:26:35
My other half's mother got me a $2 bottle of wine from Aldi a couple of years ago.

I actually drank it, more out of spite than anything.

is aldi , australian walmart?
Title: Re: Industrial wine
Post by: madhias on Thu, 27 April 2017, 07:42:44
Quote from: tp4tissue on Thu, 27 April 2017, 07:02:31
Quote from: rowdy on Wed, 26 April 2017, 22:26:35
My other half's mother got me a $2 bottle of wine from Aldi a couple of years ago.

I actually drank it, more out of spite than anything.

is aldi , australian walmart?

Here we also have Aldi, but the brand is called Hofer. I'd say Walmart is much bigger. ALDI is a cheap discounter for food, drinks, etc. and has some other articles changing every week. Judge for yourself and see the webpage of Austrian ALDI: www.hofer.at
Title: Re: Industrial wine
Post by: zombimuncha on Thu, 27 April 2017, 08:05:32
This stuff?

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Title: Re: Industrial wine
Post by: rowdy on Thu, 27 April 2017, 22:14:07
Quote from: tp4tissue on Thu, 27 April 2017, 07:02:31
Quote from: rowdy on Wed, 26 April 2017, 22:26:35
My other half's mother got me a $2 bottle of wine from Aldi a couple of years ago.

I actually drank it, more out of spite than anything.

is aldi , australian walmart?

Nope, a foreign (German, originally?) supermarket that sells lots of unusual foreign stuff they get in bulk very, very cheap.

Brands change every few weeks.

They sell computers too, and alcoholic beverages.

But nearly all brands you've never heard of.
Title: Re: Industrial wine
Post by: kiwi99 on Thu, 27 April 2017, 23:48:33
What is this industrial wine tp? All I get is hipster industrial style wine racks


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Title: Re: Industrial wine
Post by: tp4tissue on Fri, 28 April 2017, 00:48:49
Quote from: kiwi99 on Thu, 27 April 2017, 23:48:33
What is this industrial wine tp? All I get is hipster industrial style wine racks


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Wine made in industrial vats, and tastes like machining compound..

Title: Re: Industrial wine
Post by: fanpeople on Fri, 28 April 2017, 04:49:00
Quote from: tp4tissue on Fri, 28 April 2017, 00:48:49
Quote from: kiwi99 on Thu, 27 April 2017, 23:48:33
What is this industrial wine tp? All I get is hipster industrial style wine racks


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Wine made in industrial vats, and tastes like machining compound..

wine that presents a value for money investment when your 15 and got to get dem classmates drunk and your parents dont give u much money for the weekend.
Title: Re: Industrial wine
Post by: tp4tissue on Fri, 28 April 2017, 04:59:47
Quote from: fanpeople on Fri, 28 April 2017, 04:49:00
Quote from: tp4tissue on Fri, 28 April 2017, 00:48:49
Quote from: kiwi99 on Thu, 27 April 2017, 23:48:33
What is this industrial wine tp? All I get is hipster industrial style wine racks


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Wine made in industrial vats, and tastes like machining compound..

wine that presents a value for money investment when your 15 and got to get dem classmates drunk and your parents dont give u much money for the weekend.

who buys wine at 15..  hahahahah...


wine was definitely well into college when being hipster became important, and there was a need to be Fancy    vs beer /vodka/mountaindew
Title: Re: Industrial wine
Post by: fanpeople on Fri, 28 April 2017, 06:29:09
Quote from: tp4tissue on Fri, 28 April 2017, 04:59:47
Quote from: fanpeople on Fri, 28 April 2017, 04:49:00
Quote from: tp4tissue on Fri, 28 April 2017, 00:48:49
Quote from: kiwi99 on Thu, 27 April 2017, 23:48:33
What is this industrial wine tp? All I get is hipster industrial style wine racks


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Wine made in industrial vats, and tastes like machining compound..

wine that presents a value for money investment when your 15 and got to get dem classmates drunk and your parents dont give u much money for the weekend.

who buys wine at 15..  hahahahah...


wine was definitely well into college when being hipster became important, and there was a need to be Fancy    vs beer /vodka/mountaindew

yeah in australia cask wine is for children 16 dollars for 4 litres and a pillow.
Title: Re: Industrial wine
Post by: kiwi99 on Fri, 28 April 2017, 16:43:05
Quote from: tp4tissue on Fri, 28 April 2017, 00:48:49
Quote from: kiwi99 on Thu, 27 April 2017, 23:48:33
What is this industrial wine tp? All I get is hipster industrial style wine racks


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Wine made in industrial vats, and tastes like machining compound..

Vats? you just mean wine made in metal? There is a local winery that makes wine in big concrete vats (this was made popular in California I think) and I think some of their wine is quiet good.
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Title: Re: Industrial wine
Post by: iLLucionist on Fri, 28 April 2017, 16:47:06
iLLucionist only drinks expensive wines. Otherwise he gets headache. Headache not good.
Title: Re: Industrial wine
Post by: tp4tissue on Fri, 28 April 2017, 16:47:22
Quote from: kiwi99 on Fri, 28 April 2017, 16:43:05
Quote from: tp4tissue on Fri, 28 April 2017, 00:48:49
Quote from: kiwi99 on Thu, 27 April 2017, 23:48:33
What is this industrial wine tp? All I get is hipster industrial style wine racks


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Wine made in industrial vats, and tastes like machining compound..

Vats? you just mean wine made in metal? There is a local winery that makes wine in big concrete vats (this was made popular in California I think) and I think some of their wine is quiet good.
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Kiwi99,, not trying to start another fight..

I've already started one today..  hahahaha


My point is simply that industrial wine in general have a very industrial taste..    / rubbery / unsmooth / highly astringent texture / smells a bit like machining lubricant.. probably left over from cheapo ingredient mixers + bad filtering.

Title: Re: Industrial wine
Post by: kiwi99 on Fri, 28 April 2017, 16:53:13
Quote from: tp4tissue on Fri, 28 April 2017, 16:47:22
Quote from: kiwi99 on Fri, 28 April 2017, 16:43:05
Quote from: tp4tissue on Fri, 28 April 2017, 00:48:49
Quote from: kiwi99 on Thu, 27 April 2017, 23:48:33
What is this industrial wine tp? All I get is hipster industrial style wine racks


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Wine made in industrial vats, and tastes like machining compound..

Vats? you just mean wine made in metal? There is a local winery that makes wine in big concrete vats (this was made popular in California I think) and I think some of their wine is quiet good.
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Kiwi99,, not trying to start another fight..

I've already started one today..  hahahaha


My point is simply that industrial wine in general have a very industrial taste..    / rubbery / unsmooth / highly astringent texture / smells a bit like machining lubricant.. probably left over from cheapo ingredient mixers + bad filtering.



TP get your fists up I'm looking to fight.


and okay, this is a very small winery and is fairly expensive so they must sift out all the machining lubricants prior to bottling  ;)