For relevance's sake:
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I always picture him saying, "are you done with that?"
I feel bad for...someone, not sure if it's the kid or not...when I see this photo.
Though, that doesn't stop me from saying "he'd probably eat the keyboard".
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OK- it's Pic Title contest time:
"Mom - I KNOW you told me to never get caught"
"I am a role model Mom. Everybody wants to marry a supermodel and fool around."
"Yes, next time I'll marry a nice Asian girl"
"Ma, I'm just not sure yet whether you should get an Anniversary present for us."
"Ma, I know, I know. Tell your Maj Jong partners I'm STILL such a nice boy."
"Wanna f*ck?
I know, I know, you're my mom, but I'm not going back to therapy until next week."