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geekhack Community => Off Topic => Topic started by: tp4tissue on Tue, 02 May 2017, 14:05:37

Title: They just don' Respect me no m0ar [a costco thread]
Post by: tp4tissue on Tue, 02 May 2017, 14:05:37
As ya'll knowz.. Tp4 recently read some books, got scared,  went get blood test..

Blood test indicates Tp4 is on track for Good ol' Murican Heart Disease..


Went to the Costco today,  through the checkout as usual..

And the checkout girl gave me a look w/ the eyebrow raise..


Sigh.......   In my cart was a bag of brown rice, 2 pack of walnuts, and a bag of onions..


She didn' say nuttin,  but it felt like she said,  "look at this --female organ--, he didn't even get the $5 rotisserie chicken"


Sigh.........................................