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Title: There is no hope for some people..
Post by: tp4tissue on Sun, 07 May 2017, 15:34:34
Tp4 were hanging out w/ a group of afks today.

Someone saw a bottle of vitamins on the counter and read the ingredients..

She got to _edible printing ink_,  proclaimed loudly, "Really",  Then proceeded to lick the label on the bottle..


Tp4 took a look around,  the entire group of people was not taken aback,   rather they seemed eagerly awaiting for the result of the tasting,  EACH and EVERY one of them was looking forward to the report on this experiment.. 


I've since deleted the numbers of these people from my phone, They shall not come near me ever again with their incredible minds..
Title: Re: There is no hope for some people..
Post by: tp4tissue on Sun, 07 May 2017, 15:36:38
Why is the world such a --not so great place---   there was only 1 Tp4 there,   and 8 of them..
Title: Re: There is no hope for some people..
Post by: SpAmRaY on Sun, 07 May 2017, 15:42:31
Just remember some people put their keyboards in the dishwasher.
Title: Re: There is no hope for some people..
Post by: Halverson on Sun, 07 May 2017, 15:50:23
Well, sounds like you know how to find fun people!

Title: Re: There is no hope for some people..
Post by: SBJ on Mon, 08 May 2017, 01:06:46
Those people probably know how to ****in' party.
PARTY WITH THEM TP AND REPORT.
Title: Re: There is no hope for some people..
Post by: tp4tissue on Mon, 08 May 2017, 07:56:15
Those people probably know how to ****in' party.
PARTY WITH THEM TP AND REPORT.

I'm sure they're not bad people..  but it's been my experience that when such people are in close proximity, their sub-optimal decisions create quite a large splash..
Title: Re: There is no hope for some people..
Post by: Halverson on Mon, 08 May 2017, 14:27:59
TP, would you hang out with me afk? Would you go to an aquarium with me and get slushies?
Title: Re: There is no hope for some people..
Post by: tp4tissue on Mon, 08 May 2017, 14:30:55
TP, would you hang out with me afk? Would you go to an aquarium with me and get slushies?

Only under the condition we exchange background checks..

Nothing personal..   I've seen some stufff... that'sall
Title: Re: There is no hope for some people..
Post by: Halverson on Mon, 08 May 2017, 14:31:48
TP, would you hang out with me afk? Would you go to an aquarium with me and get slushies?

Only under the condition we exchange background checks..

I don't really care about your background, I wanna judge in face not based on some silly "attempted murder" charge.
Title: Re: There is no hope for some people..
Post by: tp4tissue on Mon, 08 May 2017, 14:33:01
TP, would you hang out with me afk? Would you go to an aquarium with me and get slushies?

Only under the condition we exchange background checks..

I don't really care about your background, I wanna judge in face not based on some silly "attempted murder" charge.


Halvy.. Tp4 100% serious about the background check..   Have seen some things go down in my personal life..

And this has become a necessary precaution..
Title: Re: There is no hope for some people..
Post by: Halverson on Mon, 08 May 2017, 14:37:25
TP, would you hang out with me afk? Would you go to an aquarium with me and get slushies?

Only under the condition we exchange background checks..

I don't really care about your background, I wanna judge in face not based on some silly "attempted murder" charge.


Halvy.. Tp4 100% serious about the background check..   Have seen some things go down in my personal life..

And this has become a necessary precaution..

Well I'm not gonna buy you a slushee then. You keep hanging out with weirdos who lick labels
Title: Re: There is no hope for some people..
Post by: tp4tissue on Mon, 08 May 2017, 14:39:57

Well I'm not gonna buy you a slushee then. You keep hanging out with weirdos who lick labels

hahahahahahahahahahaha.

Title: Re: There is no hope for some people..
Post by: rowdy on Mon, 08 May 2017, 22:03:31
tp4 needs to invent tp4 robot so tp4 and tp4 can spend time together.
Title: Re: There is no hope for some people..
Post by: FreeCopy on Mon, 08 May 2017, 22:11:19
I'm disappointed that while licking the bottle the person didn't proclaim, "The snozzberries taste like snozzberries!" Passing that reference up I can see why you deleted their numbers.

Good move. I would have done the same.
Title: Re: There is no hope for some people..
Post by: nugglets on Mon, 08 May 2017, 22:27:07
TP, would you hang out with me afk? Would you go to an aquarium with me and get slushies?

Only under the condition we exchange background checks..

I don't really care about your background, I wanna judge in face not based on some silly "attempted murder" charge.


Halvy.. Tp4 100% serious about the background check..   Have seen some things go down in my personal life..

And this has become a necessary precaution..

Sounds to me like tp4 is the one for which there is no hope.
Title: Re: There is no hope for some people..
Post by: SBJ on Mon, 08 May 2017, 23:30:06
TP, would you hang out with me afk? Would you go to an aquarium with me and get slushies?

Only under the condition we exchange background checks..

I don't really care about your background, I wanna judge in face not based on some silly "attempted murder" charge.


Halvy.. Tp4 100% serious about the background check..   Have seen some things go down in my personal life..

And this has become a necessary precaution..

Well I'm not gonna buy you a slushee then. You keep hanging out with weirdos who lick labels
Yeah did you get the background on those weirdos before hanging out with them? Or is the background check just for us on GH.
Because if it's just for us on GH I would feel bad.
Title: Re: There is no hope for some people..
Post by: noisyturtle on Mon, 08 May 2017, 23:54:41
Most of the planet are cringey smiling placated morons happy to just bobble along ironically through life, sadly.

I used to think that as an edgy teenager. Then in my 20's I thought maybe things aren't so bad. Maybe the happy idiots have a point.

But now in adulthood I see I was right the first time around.