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Title: Bad keyboard jokes anyone?
Post by: ander on Wed, 10 May 2017, 15:56:41
I like 'em clicky and tactile—you know, blind women with loose dentures.
Title: Re: Bad keyboard jokes anyone?
Post by: fohat.digs on Wed, 10 May 2017, 17:05:03
Is this a joke?
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Post by: tp4tissue on Wed, 10 May 2017, 17:09:17
it's how they roll..!!


Although the translate is more  magic  Staff, or magic cane..   not magic wand.


The Jizz part is just the main brand maybe.   It's a direct romanization of  Ji Zhi   which means Highest wisdom.. 


it  would be pronounced jizz though, so the romanization is not accurate
Title: Re: Bad keyboard jokes anyone?
Post by: rowdy on Wed, 10 May 2017, 21:57:23
Where do astronauts drink?

At a space bar.
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Post by: noisyturtle on Wed, 10 May 2017, 22:04:27
Here's a keyboard joke:

Razer Blackwidow
Title: Re: Bad keyboard jokes anyone?
Post by: Encabulator on Thu, 11 May 2017, 15:43:37
Here's a keyboard joke:

Razer Blackwidow
But it has rgb, how can it be bad?


Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk
Title: Re: Bad keyboard jokes anyone?
Post by: xtrafrood on Thu, 11 May 2017, 18:06:13
Where do astronauts drink?

At a space bar.

GOTTEM
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Post by: romevi on Thu, 11 May 2017, 18:21:18
lol
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Post by: DaBubbs on Thu, 11 May 2017, 20:30:27
Did you hear about the keyboard collector with anxiety issues? He was ANSI all the time.
Title: Re: Bad keyboard jokes anyone?
Post by: rowdy on Thu, 11 May 2017, 21:57:33
Here's a keyboard joke:

Razer Blackwidow
But it has rgb, how can it be bad?


Is that another keyboard joke?

Asking for a friend ...
Title: Re: Bad keyboard jokes anyone?
Post by: tp4tissue on Fri, 12 May 2017, 07:19:16
Here's a keyboard joke:

Razer Blackwidow
But it has rgb, how can it be bad?


Is that another keyboard joke?

Asking for a friend ...

RGB is instantly +11 keyboard. right there..
Title: Re: Bad keyboard jokes anyone?
Post by: ander on Fri, 12 May 2017, 16:51:05
Buh ha ha—great stuff guys! And they say peeps who obsess over tidy rows of small, precise objects are unlikely to have a sense of humor.  :?)
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Post by: fohat.digs on Fri, 12 May 2017, 17:14:40
More cartoons, don't know any jokes.
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Post by: romevi on Fri, 12 May 2017, 18:31:39
Wow, that's an old meme.
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Post by: rowdy on Wed, 17 October 2018, 15:48:18
Why don’t keyboards sleep?

They have two shifts.
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Post by: tp4tissue on Wed, 17 October 2018, 16:12:20
Why don’t keyboards sleep?

They have two shifts.

(https://i.imgur.com/v8DHMfD.gif)
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Post by: fohat.digs on Wed, 24 July 2019, 17:39:39
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Post by: fohat.digs on Wed, 24 July 2019, 17:40:28
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Post by: rk74051 on Wed, 24 July 2019, 19:00:26
"Buying the used Topre Realforce R1 on eBay - Mint Condition"
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Post by: Sintpinty on Fri, 26 July 2019, 16:33:51
STOP YELLING AT ME.
A friendly reminder to use caps responsibly.
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Post by: xtrafrood on Fri, 26 July 2019, 17:19:35
Why don’t keyboards sleep?

They have two shifts.

 :D
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Post by: Sintpinty on Sat, 27 July 2019, 19:37:28
Is this a joke?

 :))  :))
Title: Re: Bad keyboard jokes anyone?
Post by: Sintpinty on Sat, 27 July 2019, 19:38:15
Here's a keyboard joke:

Razer Blackwidow

Razer switches... so clicky but wear out after a few days