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geekhack Community => Off Topic => Topic started by: tp4tissue on Fri, 07 July 2017, 00:03:21

Title: 29.8:1, Guys, What are we doing Wrong ??
Post by: tp4tissue on Fri, 07 July 2017, 00:03:21
Our ratio hasn't budged for years..





Anyone got any good ideas ?
Title: Re: 29.8:1, Guys, What are we doing Wrong ??
Post by: Halverson on Fri, 07 July 2017, 00:13:17
You're going for the wrong team, duh
Title: Re: 29.8:1, Guys, What are we doing Wrong ??
Post by: tp4tissue on Fri, 07 July 2017, 00:29:20
You're going for the wrong team, duh

That wouldn't help


The Macbook totin' mens team  account for only ~3% of the population.  Just like the Lone female, there is only about 1 lone macbook guy ..
Title: Re: 29.8:1, Guys, What are we doing Wrong ??
Post by: Halverson on Fri, 07 July 2017, 01:14:32
You're going for the wrong team, duh

That wouldn't help


The Macbook totin' mens team  account for only ~3% of the population.  Just like the Lone female, there is only about 1 lone macbook guy ..

I guess become a eunuch
Title: Re: 29.8:1, Guys, What are we doing Wrong ??
Post by: nmur on Fri, 07 July 2017, 01:25:33
I sexually Identify as an Ergodox Keyboard. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of tenting over the desktops dropping hot expensive ergodoxian extra kits on disgusting ANSI users. People say to me that a person being a keyboard is Impossible and I'm ****ing retarded but I don't care, I'm beautiful. I'm having a plastic surgeon install a staggered layout, 62g ergo clears and Signature Plastic DSA keycaps on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me "Ergo" and respect my right to prevent RSI. If you can't accept me you're an ergophobe and need to check your keyboard privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.
Title: Re: 29.8:1, Guys, What are we doing Wrong ??
Post by: tp4tissue on Fri, 07 July 2017, 02:08:09
I sexually Identify as an Ergodox Keyboard. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of tenting over the desktops dropping hot expensive ergodoxian extra kits on disgusting ANSI users. People say to me that a person being a keyboard is Impossible and I'm ****ing retarded but I don't care, I'm beautiful. I'm having a plastic surgeon install a staggered layout, 62g ergo clears and Signature Plastic DSA keycaps on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me "Ergo" and respect my right to prevent RSI. If you can't accept me you're an ergophobe and need to check your keyboard privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.

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/Triggered..
Title: Re: 29.8:1, Guys, What are we doing Wrong ??
Post by: ander on Fri, 07 July 2017, 15:58:59
What is that, anyway? A Bible verse number? If so, I wouldn't worry, because everything in the Bible is true. Otherwise you wouldn't find it in all those motel rooms. Everything you hear about in motels is true—one of my Imaginary Sky Friends told me that, and they know!
Title: Re: 29.8:1, Guys, What are we doing Wrong ??
Post by: nmur on Sat, 08 July 2017, 02:15:23
What is that, anyway? A Bible verse number? If so, I wouldn't worry, because everything in the Bible is true. Otherwise you wouldn't find it in all those motel rooms. Everything you hear about in motels is true—one of my Imaginary Sky Friends told me that, and they know!


ratio of m:f

https://geekhack.org/index.php?action=stats
Title: Re: 29.8:1, Guys, What are we doing Wrong ??
Post by: tp4tissue on Mon, 10 July 2017, 01:54:04
What is that, anyway? A Bible verse number? If so, I wouldn't worry, because everything in the Bible is true. Otherwise you wouldn't find it in all those motel rooms. Everything you hear about in motels is true—one of my Imaginary Sky Friends told me that, and they know!


ratio of m:f

https://geekhack.org/index.php?action=stats



I have no doubt a god exists in some form be it demi or complete.

 Demi would be similar to technologically advanced aliens

 Complete would be more conceptual as it would incorporate any large sections of the universe as an enclosed system, OR the inverse of that system.
Title: Re: 29.8:1, Guys, What are we doing Wrong ??
Post by: SBJ on Mon, 10 July 2017, 03:37:57
What is that, anyway? A Bible verse number? If so, I wouldn't worry, because everything in the Bible is true. Otherwise you wouldn't find it in all those motel rooms. Everything you hear about in motels is true—one of my Imaginary Sky Friends told me that, and they know!


ratio of m:f

https://geekhack.org/index.php?action=stats



I have no doubt a god exists in some form be it demi or complete.

 Demi would be similar to technologically advanced aliens

 Complete would be more conceptual as it would incorporate any large sections of the universe as an enclosed system, OR the inverse of that system.
I had no idea you were a religious person tp. Or well, at least believed in a deity.
Title: Re: 29.8:1, Guys, What are we doing Wrong ??
Post by: chyros on Mon, 10 July 2017, 09:32:04
What is that, anyway? A Bible verse number? If so, I wouldn't worry, because everything in the Bible is true. Otherwise you wouldn't find it in all those motel rooms. Everything you hear about in motels is true—one of my Imaginary Sky Friends told me that, and they know!


ratio of m:f

https://geekhack.org/index.php?action=stats
Heh, you should see my subscriber m:f xD .
Title: Re: 29.8:1, Guys, What are we doing Wrong ??
Post by: tp4tissue on Mon, 10 July 2017, 10:20:40
What is that, anyway? A Bible verse number? If so, I wouldn't worry, because everything in the Bible is true. Otherwise you wouldn't find it in all those motel rooms. Everything you hear about in motels is true—one of my Imaginary Sky Friends told me that, and they know!


ratio of m:f

https://geekhack.org/index.php?action=stats
Heh, you should see my subscriber m:f xD .

/ All ghey ?
Title: Re: 29.8:1, Guys, What are we doing Wrong ??
Post by: chyros on Mon, 10 July 2017, 12:39:34
What is that, anyway? A Bible verse number? If so, I wouldn't worry, because everything in the Bible is true. Otherwise you wouldn't find it in all those motel rooms. Everything you hear about in motels is true—one of my Imaginary Sky Friends told me that, and they know!


ratio of m:f

https://geekhack.org/index.php?action=stats
Heh, you should see my subscriber m:f xD .

/ All ghey ?
MAybe my voice has an extraordinary effect on males? I don't know :p .
Title: Re: 29.8:1, Guys, What are we doing Wrong ??
Post by: tp4tissue on Mon, 10 July 2017, 12:39:52
What is that, anyway? A Bible verse number? If so, I wouldn't worry, because everything in the Bible is true. Otherwise you wouldn't find it in all those motel rooms. Everything you hear about in motels is true—one of my Imaginary Sky Friends told me that, and they know!


ratio of m:f

https://geekhack.org/index.php?action=stats
Heh, you should see my subscriber m:f xD .

/ All ghey ?
MAybe my voice has an extraordinary effect on males? I don't know :p .

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahah