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geekhack Community => Off Topic => Topic started by: tp4tissue on Mon, 31 July 2017, 18:05:17

Title: Amerisquitos
Post by: tp4tissue on Mon, 31 July 2017, 18:05:17

So, typically Tp4 water the garden @ the 4:30 to 5:00 pm



Then today , something on the internet happened,  and had to do it @ the 6:30pm


Boooom.. After work mosquitos..


Their timing is extremely precise..   they know the precise time people get off work to get the human bloodz..



Just in case anyone is doubting Rapidness of evolution..

Title: Re: Amerisquitos
Post by: rowdy on Mon, 31 July 2017, 22:00:36

If only mosquitoes drank fat instead of blood.

Title: Re: Amerisquitos
Post by: tp4tissue on Mon, 31 July 2017, 22:01:47

Quote from: rowdy on Mon, 31 July 2017, 22:00:36

If only mosquitoes drank fat instead of blood.

They'd get heart disease..


You don't want to give mosquitoes heart disease..

Title: Re: Amerisquitos
Post by: mrhead on Mon, 31 July 2017, 22:38:58

Hey, I work hard to collect all of this fat!

Title: Re: Amerisquitos
Post by: chyros on Tue, 01 August 2017, 00:58:17

Do these hum the star-spangled banner?

Title: Re: Amerisquitos
Post by: fohat.digs on Tue, 01 August 2017, 14:48:29

Native mosquitoes sleep by day and come out thirsty at night.

A few decades ago the "Asian Tiger Mosquitoes" arrived in the US. They are a bit smaller than native mosquitoes, but more aggressive, and sleep at night and come out during the day. Their bodies have tiny dark and light stripes, hence the name.

Title: Re: Amerisquitos
Post by: Coreda on Tue, 01 August 2017, 15:29:38

I appreciate this very tp portmanteau