You should be thankful, you can spend a **** ton of time doing other things!
Mind you, it's you noisy...so I dunno. Just be gentler to coffee machines :)
Literally "doing it" wrong.
Incidentally, Vascular diseases of varying severity (which is precursor to Heart Disease) accounts for 70% of ALL Erectile dysfunction cases.
Which means, if you're Wii doesn't wurk.. You've got an extremely high probability of heart disease, diabetes, stroke, dementia, cancer, since this entire set of maladies are Comorbid...
Literally "doing it" wrong.
I've been 'doing it' with multiple partners for 17 years and always get sometimes even have customers. I reckon just half my effort is more right than an entire evening of output for you.
It just takes way too long, and you're just tired and dirty afterwards and for what? Like 6 seconds of pleasure followed by "wow I just wasted 30-45 minutes of my life and now I need to shower and clean my sheets too"
So you are saying sex will get better in my 40s and 50s?
You should be thankful, you can spend a **** ton of time doing other things!
Mind you, it's you noisy...so I dunno. Just be gentler to coffee machines :)
what part of noisy is being inserted into coffee machines ?
Literally "doing it" wrong.
Literally "doing it" wrong.
Like, I'd literally rather sit and do nothing than have sex.
So, what is an example of something that is not "boring"?
I rarely bring it up to anyone cause they always give me ****, but pretty much my entire life sex has just been a dull dirty time-waste. It takes way too much effort to make it happen, takes too long doing something repetitive, then you need to clean up afterwards. It just doesn't feel worth the time or effort. Like, I'd literally rather sit and do nothing than have sex. It's almost to the point where it's just an annoying activity you need to do sometimes to make someone else happy.It may just be how you are or you may be one of those people who need a stronger connection with who you are having sex with. I.E. wife, girlfriend, etc.. Casual stuff just may not be your forte. Another possibility is you could be asexual (or along that line, greysexual?) or have some other sex/fetish/gender/medical issue at play, which are all far more common than people think.
Wait, did we discuss if you find jerking it boring?I am pretty sure it was sex with a partner :))
Wait, did we discuss if you find jerking it boring?I am pretty sure it was sex with a partner :))
I'm with Leslieann and Rowdy on this one. Sometimes I prefer just snuggling and getting a massage more enjoyable than having sex. Closeness to a partner plays a big role for me.
While popular media might tell you otherwise, men aren't always sex-crazed maniacs that can go at it anywhere and everywhere on the drop of a dime.
I'm with Leslieann and Rowdy on this one. Sometimes I prefer just snuggling and getting a massage more enjoyable than having sex. Closeness to a partner plays a big role for me.
While popular media might tell you otherwise, men aren't always sex-crazed maniacs that can go at it anywhere and everywhere on the drop of a dime.
You know.. this might be because you eat too many animal products.
The excess fats has clogged your arteries and micro-vasculature leading to significantly reduced male Pr0wess.. !!
makes sense since high fat consumption is responsible for nearly all heart disease and erectile dysfunction.
makes sense since high fat consumption is responsible for nearly all heart disease and erectile dysfunction.Desire and E.D. are not the same thing, if they were, no one would be buying that little blue pill. Without desire, not only would that pill not work (it's not magic), but sales of it would be nothing compared to what they are. Desire can however be attributed to low hormones, but even that doesn't always correlate.
makes sense since high fat consumption is responsible for nearly all heart disease and erectile dysfunction.Desire and E.D. are not the same thing, if they were, no one would be buying that little blue pill. Without desire, not only would that pill not work (it's not magic), but sales of it would be nothing compared to what they are. Desire can however be attributed to low hormones, but even that doesn't always correlate.
Oh, and don't buy into those stupid commercials about low testosterone.
Some people think sex is boring while some people can probably never have sex in their lifes......
Some people think sex is boring while some people can probably never have sex in their lifes......
//Explain ?
I rarely bring it up to anyone cause they always give me ****, but pretty much my entire life sex has just been a dull dirty time-waste. It takes way too much effort to make it happen, takes too long doing something repetitive, then you need to clean up afterwards. It just doesn't feel worth the time or effort. Like, I'd literally rather sit and do nothing than have sex. It's almost to the point where it's just an annoying activity you need to do sometimes to make someone else happy.
I think maybe the reason you get push back isn't the fact that people can't understand that you don't like sex, it's that the reasons you give for not liking sex aren't good reasons. It doesn't have to take effort to make happen, it doesn't have to take a long time, it doesn't (and many would argue: shouldn't) be repetitive, there are so many ways that aren't messy, and certainly don't require you to change your sheets afterwards.
Your arguments make it sound like your sex life is the problem, not your perspective. And I don't mean number of partners or frequency.
It's ok if you don't like sex; literally all you have to say is 'I don't like sex. it's just not for me.' and you would get mush less criticism for it. But as it stands, you are saying you don't like sex for a lot of really narrow minded, seemingly inexperienced (which you claim not to be) reasons.
Short of sex atop a construction tarp.. Exactly HOW could it not be messy..
Perhaps it is YOU who's having the wrong type of sex ??
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Short of sex atop a construction tarp.. Exactly HOW could it not be messy..
Perhaps it is YOU who's having the wrong type of sex ??
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Just off the top of my head: Sex in the shower
slippery and therefore dangerous.. they tell you not to hop around in the shower for a reason.. slip knock ur head on a shelf or edge and YOU DIE..
it can be done if you have a Jacuzzi, but otherwise, it's not super good in regular ol' bathtub or shower floor..
first off, only one person can fully access the warm water.. So the person behind usually might get kind of chilly..
Then.. the sensation of the water dulls the signaling of the functional bits..
Third.. it could get kind of humid.. oxygen dissolves into the humid air, you could more easily get winded or short of breath.
It's slippery and therefore dangerous.. they tell you not to hop around in the shower for a reason.. slip knock ur head on a shelf or edge and YOU DIE..
Then there's the access problem, where the junction area does not have the best clearance.
it can be done if you have a Jacuzzi, but otherwise, it's not super good in regular ol' bathtub or shower floor..
first off, only one person can fully access the warm water.. So the person behind usually might get kind of chilly..
Then.. the sensation of the water dulls the signaling of the functional bits..
Third.. it could get kind of humid.. oxygen dissolves into the humid air, you could more easily get winded or short of breath.
It's slippery and therefore dangerous.. they tell you not to hop around in the shower for a reason.. slip knock ur head on a shelf or edge and YOU DIE..
Then there's the access problem, where the junction area does not have the best clearance.
Jacuzzi is another one, good call. If you don't mind the occasional UTI.
But none of your points hold up in practice. When I have shower sex I don't have any of the issues you listed; literally not one point you made has ever come up for me.
Besides, why would you do it on the floor?
Also if you think the humidity in a shower is a problem for you, imagine a sauna. A personal favorite of mine. But humid environments aside, getting winded/short of breath is often part of the fun, not a problem to be avoided.
Some people think sex is boring while some people can probably never have sex in their lifes......
//Explain ?
Some people think sex is boring while some people can probably never have sex in their lifes......
//Explain ?
Too ugly, just like me
Lots of "ugly" people have sex. I once knew a girl that, if you didn't know her and judged her by her looks alone you could think that she had Down's Syndrome ... but besides being "normal" and very intelligent, she had quite a dirty mind, and was sexually active with both genders.
I think boring is the wrong adjective. Difficult, yeah probably. Boring, nah. In the words of my main man Akon "I just had seeeeeex and it felt so good."
Lots of "ugly" people have sex. I once knew a girl that, if you didn't know her and judged her by her looks alone you could think that she had Down's Syndrome ... but besides being "normal" and very intelligent, she had quite a dirty mind, and was sexually active with both genders.
True that.I think boring is the wrong adjective. Difficult, yeah probably. Boring, nah. In the words of my main man Akon "I just had seeeeeex and it felt so good."
That's why I corrected nturtle in that he's actually talking about COST to Rewards ratio to "Real sex" vs "doing drugs " "video game" "etc."
True that.I think boring is the wrong adjective. Difficult, yeah probably. Boring, nah. In the words of my main man Akon "I just had seeeeeex and it felt so good."
That's why I corrected nturtle in that he's actually talking about COST to Rewards ratio to "Real sex" vs "doing drugs " "video game" "etc."
tp4, what's your pillow talk like? "Girl, the resources expended were worth it on this particular episode. Shall we schedule our next copulation session?"
(https://media.giphy.com/media/LUEe3CfPMniRW/giphy.gif)True that.I think boring is the wrong adjective. Difficult, yeah probably. Boring, nah. In the words of my main man Akon "I just had seeeeeex and it felt so good."
That's why I corrected nturtle in that he's actually talking about COST to Rewards ratio to "Real sex" vs "doing drugs " "video game" "etc."
tp4, what's your pillow talk like? "Girl, the resources expended were worth it on this particular episode. Shall we schedule our next copulation session?"
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Some people think sex is boring while some people can probably never have sex in their lifes......
//Explain ?
Too ugly, just like me
Here's the plan.. work IT-job, save up $40,000, Go to korea.. full facial makeover..
they are xperts..
True that.I think boring is the wrong adjective. Difficult, yeah probably. Boring, nah. In the words of my main man Akon "I just had seeeeeex and it felt so good."
That's why I corrected nturtle in that he's actually talking about COST to Rewards ratio to "Real sex" vs "doing drugs " "video game" "etc."
tp4, what's your pillow talk like? "Girl, the resources expended were worth it on this particular episode. Shall we schedule our next copulation session?"
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Here's the plan.. work IT-job, save up $40,000, Go to korea.. full facial makeover..
they are xperts..
Sounds worst than paying prostitute
Literally "doing it" wrong.
I've been 'doing it' with multiple partners for 17 years and always get sometimes even have customers. I reckon just half my effort is more right than an entire evening of output for you.
It just takes way too long, and you're just tired and dirty afterwards and for what? Like 6 seconds of pleasure followed by "wow I just wasted 30-45 minutes of my life and now I need to shower and clean my sheets too"
The dissonance is that you haven't been an adult for very long.
So you're comparing the Colloquial fiction surround sex vs the REALITY of sex, of which is a FUNCTIONAL act.
But, if you remove the Function from the ACT of, it's no different than any other mindless pleasurable activity.
The difference is, for example, when you yourself do drugs, 5 seconds, you're high...
Sex takes 30 minutes, 2 hour dinner, 1 hour drive back and forth, 40 minutes sheets laundry, 30 minute extra shower, listening to female verbal dialogue 5 hours for repeat service..
The cost to it is as you've said VERY high, when it's reduced to a Mundane pleasurable activity..
But when sex is a FUNCTIONAL aspect of life, then ANY COST would be worth it, because the reproduction of human beings is paramount..
The amount of investment people seem to think is just defaultly involved in sex is mind blowing to me.
Would it be more worthwhile if sex only took a few text messages, a 5 minute drive, no laundry, after you had already eaten and before you would normally take a shower anyways, and only took 15 minutes because they had to leave right after?
That might happen a few times in certain earlier segments to relationships, But it only happens because the Female is expecting FUTURE Payment of much larger sums, Marriage/Utility/Mortgage/College Tuition
That might happen a few times in certain earlier segments to relationships, But it only happens because the Female is expecting FUTURE Payment of much larger sums, Marriage/Utility/Mortgage/College Tuition
That's profoundly sexist. And I'm not talking about a relationship at all.
Not profound.. That is the most common gender role expectation of human + human system.
It's sexist to say that's the ONLY WAY it could ever be..
But it is NOT-sexist to say, That's the way it MOSTLY is..
You want to be a contemporary feminist and change that, Go right ahead, but the prevailing pair bond dynamic is as described.
But we're getting off topic
Out of curiosity, why do you break up all of your responses so radically with several return lines?
Not profound.. That is the most common gender role expectation of human + human system.
It's sexist to say that's the ONLY WAY it could ever be..
But it is NOT-sexist to say, That's the way it MOSTLY is..
You want to be a contemporary feminist and change that, Go right ahead, but the prevailing pair bond dynamic is as described.
You don't have to be a feminist to speak up when you see sexism. It's sexist to believe that's the way it mostly is. But you're getting off topic, if you want to debate sexism start a new thread.
That scenario isn't in the context of a relation, or expectation of future gains on the part of either party. Sex can be the goal, for all genders.
Out of curiosity, why do you break up all of your responses so radically with several return lines?
That scenario isn't in the context of a relation, or expectation of future gains on the part of either party. Sex can be the goal, for all genders.
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You are getting off the topic at hand, I'm not saying this conversation doesn't belong in the off topic forum, don't be obstinate.
And who cares if it is, arbitrarily, arguably, more efficient to read? It looks like crap.
And what does it matter if one scenario is more common than the other? Does that attribute the latter less merit as a theoretical point of inquiry?
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There are no rules here
It looks like what it looks like..
No contention with your inquiry,
I've only pointing out that it's not the mainstream and does not portray the dynamic at large.
YOU, are the one who saw anti-establishment un-feminist h8 speech.
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There are no rules here
It looks like what it looks like..
No contention with your inquiry,
I've only pointing out that it's not the mainstream and does not portray the dynamic at large.
YOU, are the one who saw anti-establishment un-feminist h8 speech.
I just now realized you are just trolling... sometimes I get so caught up in a debate I forget some people are just trying to be antagonistic, not actually offer anything to the conversation.
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I rarely bring it up to anyone cause they always give me ****, but pretty much my entire life sex has just been a dull dirty time-waste. It takes way too much effort to make it happen, takes too long doing something repetitive, then you need to clean up afterwards. It just doesn't feel worth the time or effort. Like, I'd literally rather sit and do nothing than have sex. It's almost to the point where it's just an annoying activity you need to do sometimes to make someone else happy.
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