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geekhack Community => Off Topic => Topic started by: tp4tissue on Mon, 14 August 2017, 20:57:47
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Step 1:
Put expensive tea-leaves into large mug
Step 2:
Add tap water to the brim
Step 3:
Microwave on high for 4 minutes, until half the water boil over and out of the cup
Step 4:
Take the mug out, taste it, Proclaim it's Too Hot
Step 5:
Take mug to sink, Add cold tap water
Step 6:
Stir with Finger, try the tea again, and pretend like it's the BEST TEA..
Step 7:
Offer some tea to the cat or dog, have them drink straight out of the mug.
Step 8:
Then offer that same mug to your friend to try, Enjoy his face as his stupid world shatters into a million pieces..
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LULWUT
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LULWUT
it's pretty much the most wrong way to make tea + kitty/doggy spit..
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I physically cringed while reading this...title is accurate...
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It just sounds like too much hassle compared to a kettle though :(
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Use plastic cup (without handle), not mug.
Add milk and consume with tea bags still in cup.
I know someone does this and I try to placate my paroxysm of rage by continually telling myself that It. Is. Not. Tea.
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Use plastic cup (without handle), not mug.
Add milk and consume with tea bags still in cup.
I know someone does this and I try to placate my paroxysm of rage by continually telling myself that It. Is. Not. Tea.
That's basically just small batch bubble tea.. without the boba and sugar.
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what if i make a tea with a wild berry/fruity tea bag, and then add 1:1 portion of milk to water?
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what if i make a tea with a wild berry/fruity tea bag, and then add 1:1 portion of milk to water?
That's basically the RGB tkl of tea..
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what if i make a tea with a wild berry/fruity tea bag, and then add 1:1 portion of milk to water?
That's basically the RGB tkl of tea..
it goes without saying that i'd drink it out of a korean cnc alu mug
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Wow. That really triggers me.
Obviously you have to microwave a metal cup for best flavor.
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it goes without saying that i'd drink it out of a korean cnc alu mug
aluminum doesn't make a good cup, because the metal is very porous..
Even if it's anodized, the surface still retains tastes of previous liquids.
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what if i make a tea with a wild berry/fruity tea bag, and then add 1:1 portion of milk to water?
That's basically the RGB tkl of tea..
So useless and ostentatious then? :p
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what if i make a tea with a wild berry/fruity tea bag, and then add 1:1 portion of milk to water?
That's basically the RGB tkl of tea..
So useless and ostentatious then? :p
I wouldn't go that far, hahahaha..
It's definitely for young people..
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Tea sucks!
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Tea sucks!
i've been buying up matcha recently due to the vegan thing..
it's pretty addicting because it's very high in caffeine.
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Tea sucks!
Yes, it does. But coffee is worse.
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Tea sucks!
Yes, it does. But coffee is worse.
Reported and blocked..
COFFEE IS THE BEST CHYROS!!! Without Coffee I would have to smoke crack cocaine.......or drink green tea.
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I leave the tea bag in the entire time :-X
Tea sucks!
Yes, it does. But coffee is worse.
False
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LULWUT
it's pretty much the most wrong way to make tea + kitty/doggy spit..
actually, there's no wrong way to drink tea. you posted a great recipe for most black teas!
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actually, there's no wrong way to drink tea. you posted a great recipe for most black teas!
there are countries which consider such statements may warrant capital punishment..
hahahahah
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actually, there's no wrong way to drink tea. you posted a great recipe for most black teas!
there are countries which consider such statements may warrant capital punishment..
hahahahah
None of those countries invented tea, nor drink black tea properly.
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Tea sucks!
Yes, it does. But coffee is worse.
Reported and blocked..
COFFEE IS THE BEST CHYROS!!! Without Coffee I would have to smoke crack cocaine.......or drink green tea.
Heh, I knew you'd be a coffee drinker :p .
I don't drink either. Nor water, which also sucks. Milk is where it's at. Hot chocolate for hot beverages.
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Step 1: drink tea
Step 2: Piss out tee into a cup
Step 3: drink whilst still warm
Step 4: Repeat daily for infinite free tea
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Step 1: drink tea
Step 2: Piss out tee into a cup
Step 3: drink whilst still warm
Step 4: Repeat daily for infinite free tea
Some people do just that.
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Step 1: drink tea
Step 2: Piss out tee into a cup
Step 3: drink whilst still warm
Step 4: Repeat daily for infinite free tea
Some people do just that.
Mars base, here we come.. !!
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Step 1: drink tea
Step 2: Piss out tee into a cup
Step 3: drink whilst still warm
Step 4: Repeat daily for infinite free tea
Some people do just that.
Mars base, here we come.. !!
/me declines based on the content of the menu.
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/me declines based on the content of the menu.
They're going to have a fresh water recycler for quite some time before they get to deep drill for fresh water.
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that sounds just exactly how i make tea
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that sounds just exactly how i make tea
YOU MEAN TO TELL ME U PISS IN A CUP AND THEN DRINK IT?
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that sounds just exactly how i make tea
YOU MEAN TO TELL ME U PISS IN A CUP AND THEN DRINK IT?
I will let u guess that
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that sounds just exactly how i make tea
YOU MEAN TO TELL ME U PISS IN A CUP AND THEN DRINK IT?
I will let u guess that
Jonathanyu is into some pretty weird stuff, ya'll gotta be careful..
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Perfection !!
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Tp4 = Xpert lvl!!
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Perfection !!
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Tp4 = Xpert lvl!!
Messy pouring, messy stirring or messy drinking?
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Perfection !!
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Tp4 = Xpert lvl!!
Messy pouring, messy stirring or messy drinking?
everything.. + over boiled..
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Perfection !!
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Tp4 = Xpert lvl!!
Messy pouring, messy stirring or messy drinking?
everything.. + over boiled..
Says much about the inner tp4.
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Says much about the inner tp4.
in playing this dreadful hand, i shall obliterate the god who cursed me as i walk across a path paved with the body parts of his bastard sons and **** daughters.
Such a line came to mind just now, and I thought to myself, wtf? there's something wrong with me.. hahahaha
Too much playstation 2
//evil snicker.
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there's something wrong with me..
QFT :p
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Tp4 = Xpert lvl!!
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