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Title: Tequila
Post by: noisyturtle on Sat, 02 September 2017, 00:45:12
Been really into tequila lately, problem being I never really had GOOD tequila before now. I always had a bit of a distain for the beverage due to never actually taking the necessary funds to get the good ****. And boy howdy does that extra $40-60 go a long way. All I ever knew was that Sauza and 1800 liquid puke where it all you can do but to cover it up with sugary margarita mix that'll make you regret life the next morning. But let me tell ya brother, thast extra money for the top shelf goes miles. Smooth, subtle, and no hangover. I wish I could get paid to hock this stuff.

Currently sipping on this damn wonderfully smooth boy over tons of ice getting blasted by multiple fans in different directions and it feels like my body is getting a blowjob from a vortex
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Title: Re: Tequila
Post by: nugglets on Sat, 02 September 2017, 00:56:26
Good tequila is easily my favorite hard liquor. It does get a bad rep from the vomit inducing swill that passes for budget tequila, but once you try the good stuff it's hard not to love it.

Casa Noble is good ****, nice choice. I'm partial to Don Julio as well.
Title: Re: Tequila
Post by: tp4tissue on Sat, 02 September 2017, 01:10:49
Honestly,  I don't believe there is such thing as GOOD tequila..    or GOOD bourbon..   or GOOD baijiu..


If there was a get drunk pill..   I think the majority of the world would prefer that..
Title: Re: Tequila
Post by: noisyturtle on Sat, 02 September 2017, 01:23:39
Quote from: tp4tissue on Sat, 02 September 2017, 01:10:49
Honestly,  I don't believe there is such thing as GOOD tequila..    or GOOD bourbon..   or GOOD baijiu..


If there was a get drunk pill..   I think the majority of the world would prefer that..

it's not about the destination, it's about the journey my friend
Title: Re: Tequila
Post by: chyros on Sat, 02 September 2017, 03:09:04
I can really only stand tequila when I do it with the lemon and salt thing.

My favourite spirit is whisky (the kind you spell without an e), although a good cognac is also always welcome.
Title: Re: Tequila
Post by: rowdy on Sun, 03 September 2017, 21:57:15
Quote from: noisyturtle on Sat, 02 September 2017, 00:45:12
... and it feels like my body is getting a blowjob from a vortex

Solution found! (https://geekhack.org/index.php?topic=90916.0)
Title: Re: Tequila
Post by: tp4tissue on Sun, 03 September 2017, 22:03:51
Drinking is more efficient than human human coupling,  BY FAR
Title: Re: Tequila
Post by: nugglets on Sun, 03 September 2017, 22:53:13
Quote from: tp4tissue on Sun, 03 September 2017, 22:03:51
Drinking is more efficient than human human coupling,  BY FAR

It's also the most efficient way to initiate human human coupling.
Title: Re: Tequila
Post by: tp4tissue on Sun, 03 September 2017, 23:30:38
Quote from: nugglets on Sun, 03 September 2017, 22:53:13
Quote from: tp4tissue on Sun, 03 September 2017, 22:03:51
Drinking is more efficient than human human coupling,  BY FAR

It's also the most efficient way to initiate human human coupling.

idk... that seems probably true,  but not tested scientifically..  it could just be a cofactor.
Title: Re: Tequila
Post by: drewba on Mon, 04 September 2017, 11:41:26
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