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geekhack Community => Off Topic => Topic started by: tp4tissue on Sun, 17 September 2017, 21:42:15
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Harvested the peaches from the back yard.
Way too many to eat in time (still loads left on the tree), so haz made peach jam.
Jam finished about 30 minutes ago
Prettttty much lost control and ate around 2 pints worth just now.
Still got a gallon and a half.
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That's a lot of jam. Planning on eating lots of jam and toast? :p
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That's a lot of jam. Planning on eating lots of jam and toast? :p
Nope just spooned it directly into my mouth like a piggy.
I could've sworn it felt like I was doing drugs..
Couldn't stop eating it..
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I'd rather eat two jars of jam then that ****ty jar of bamboo shoots I had. Pretty sure I'll die before you now. :-[
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Everyone is going to die.
Eventually.
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Everyone is going to die.
Eventually.
Jam !! new best way to die.
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I'd rather eat two jars of jam then that ****ty jar of bamboo shoots I had. Pretty sure I'll die before you now. :-[
I feel pretty hyper right now..
I did 50 pushups just now for no good reason..
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I'd rather eat two jars of jam then that ****ty jar of bamboo shoots I had. Pretty sure I'll die before you now. :-[
I feel pretty hyper right now..
I did 50 pushups just now for no good reason..
hahaha
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I'd rather eat two jars of jam then that ****ty jar of bamboo shoots I had. Pretty sure I'll die before you now. :-[
I feel pretty hyper right now..
I did 50 pushups just now for no good reason..
hahaha
rocking back and forth in my chair..
can't stop movin'
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rocking back and forth in my chair..
can't stop movin'
I feel pretty hyper right now..
I did 50 pushups just now for no good reason..
(https://i.imgur.com/20jZOwa.jpg)
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Harvested the peaches fromtthe back yard... Way too many to eat in time (still loads left on the tree), so haz made peach jam... Jam finished about 30 minutes ago... Prettttty much lost control and ate around 2 pints worth just now...
So, it's been a few hours now—how are you doing? If nothing else, you must've gotten quite a sugar high from all that. Were you finding you could type really, really fast?
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yea ur dead sry
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Probably sleeping now that the sugar has worn off. :))
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Probably sleeping now that the sugar has worn off. :))
I've got m0ar...
getn' ready for m0ar jam...
Eatn' jam w/ white rice.. you wouldn't think it works, but it totally does.. m0ar sugar..
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jam with rice huh..
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jam with rice huh..
So a basic jam sandwich is 2 slices of bread + JAM
that's ~ 150 bread calories + (however much) JAM.
150 Calories worth of cooked rice is ~ 3/4 cup..
So you just use that ratio..
0.75 cup of rice PER sandwich worth of Jam..
1.5 cup of rice PER 2x sandwich worth of Jam..
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No.
You will NEVER die.
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Jam with pasta... or noodles...
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Jam with pasta... or noodles...
Noodles, you would probably have to modify the Jam with some salt to become --savory--..
Because typically most noodles are already somewhat salted, or have a little grease to them, which may clash with the very sweet jam.
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Think, over did it..
Ate more Jam today, another pint or so..... now Tp4 haz a sore throat..
Must be too much of whatever chemical from the peaches.. or maybe fructose toxicity..
So, writn' down in my journal is,
---- 3 pints of jam in 2 days is too much jam..
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C'mon and SLAM!
Three whole pints of JAM!
Wham, bam, thank you ma'am,
get on the floor and eat JAM!
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C'mon and SLAM!
Three whole pints of JAM!
Wham, bam, thank you ma'am,
get on the floor and eat JAM!
Oh snap..
Maybe -mogo- should do a new hiphop thread laying down customized keyboard rhyms.
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This just in: Recent vegan convert dies from diabetusss!
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This just in: Recent vegan convert dies from diabetusss!
hahahahahahahahahahaha
sugar doesn't cause diabetus though.. hahahaha
The latest understanding of the mechanism is:
Fat consumption (daily > 22g) --> insulin resistant muscles --> High blood sugar
--> fatty liver --> Insulin resistant liver --> Even Higher blood sugar
This is primarily brought upon by modern culinary (habits), lots of oil, lots of animal products.
Check out this short summary video on the issue : heart disease in relation to diabetes, 2 diseases, same cause
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If tp4 does die, will he become a background process on the server posting random stuff from the other side?
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If tp4 does die, will he become a background process on the server posting random stuff from the other side?
I actually felt kind of dizzy all afternoon..
Then I ate m0ar jam.. and instantly felt better...
Sooooo... I think this really was a spontaneous diabetic syndrome..
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Bout to go to bed..
Gonna eat some more Jam..
muahahahahahahahah
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Wh0000000t... SUGARRRRR
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Short answer: Yes
Long answer: Definitely
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Yeaaa.a...!! Boiii....
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Hurrrrr...
Woke up , feel sick...
Similar to that time Tp4 caught food poisoning from tacobell..
/Headdesk
/Tp4 does stupid things so You Don't Have To !!...
/Ur welcome
/Science !!
//Drinking Water.... Ugh............ it's like heartburn, I think... not actually sure what a heart burn is..
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Drink some maple syrup. It will help with the sugar crash...
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Drink some maple syrup. It will help with the sugar crash...
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it's not a sugar crash..
it's like a hot feeling in my chest..
General discomfort in the abdominal area?
Angina ? OMG..
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You should probably lay off the jam. :-X
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You should probably lay off the jam. :-X
I've never been so (Rich) in Jam before..
sigh.........
Jam was always an expensive jar in the fridge that I've eaten little of..
But now, I got gallons of the stuff.. only to now realize, one can't drink it like water...
I guess I'm just a little disappointed that the human body can not accommodate so much Jam.
hahahahaha
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I read a book called Jam (https://www.amazon.com/Jam-Yahtzee-Croshaw/dp/1595829571). A flood of stawberry preserves fills an australian city and immediately and violently converts any organic matter it touches into more jam, and seems to have a subtle local "magnetic" pull towards nearby organic matter. It's not a great book, lots of unsatisfying and weird things, but I am reminded of it now that you are suffering at the hands of copious jam.
I bet it took inspiration from The Blob.
(https://68.media.tumblr.com/db7981558e2b877cf801b95322a5b093/tumblr_olg8xykEH11u501aoo1_400.gif)
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You should probably lay off the jam. :-X
Laying off the jam would be better than laying on the jam - you'd get all sticky if you lay on the jam.