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geekhack Community => Off Topic => Topic started by: tp4tissue on Fri, 06 October 2017, 11:00:40

Title: Why Modern Dogs are so Messed Up [Conspiracy thread]
Post by: tp4tissue on Fri, 06 October 2017, 11:00:40

It's very common for pseudo-documentaries to point fingers at PET OWNERS, and how THEIR desire for a certain physical appearance of a -dog breed-  over the course of the 100 years has generated the Preservation and Proliferation of Deformities Purposefully instigated upon the Pupper population.


HOWEVER... This is a straight up lie and misdirection by the Pet-Meds (Pharmacon Industry).


They sponsor (indirectly) the World's dog shows and registrars.


They Build the majority of winner characteristics behind aesthetics.


What does this do ??


Almost all modern dog breeds have SIGNIFICANT congenital genetic defects which lead to chronic illness.

This happens because they're bred to have physical features, which are more often than not deformities due to genetic illness.


This is where the dollar bills come in.. All of these defective animals now need Veterinary care..


It takes billions of dollars to make medicine for humans,   but for dogs ? 



Not only is there less strict testing standards..


If a human drug made you loopy and slurred your speech,  you can sue, and the company has to pull the drug, losing their million dollar investments..

If a dog drug made the dog bark in a funny way.. oh well, it's learned a new trick apparently. Long term, if it made the dog slightly brain damaged,   well now it rocks its head back and forth in a silly way, how cute.



Sigh..........


I am all for capitalism, but why can't people find less evil ways to make money.. is it really so difficult.. ?

Title: Re: Why Modern Dogs are so Messed Up [Conspiracy thread]
Post by: SpAmRaY on Fri, 06 October 2017, 11:02:29

I would like to adopt a greyhound some day.

Title: Re: Why Modern Dogs are so Messed Up [Conspiracy thread]
Post by: Signature on Fri, 06 October 2017, 11:03:45

They are good dogs tp4
(http://i.imgur.com/L7OGnVj.jpg)

Title: Re: Why Modern Dogs are so Messed Up [Conspiracy thread]
Post by: tp4tissue on Fri, 06 October 2017, 11:07:19

Quote from: Signature on Fri, 06 October 2017, 11:03:45

They are good dogs tp4

Show Image

(http://i.imgur.com/L7OGnVj.jpg)

I don't blame the dogs..

I'm just disappointment in pharmacon and their leadership.. 


They already have all the money in the world..  what's the bfd,  why can't they do something productive.

Title: Re: Why Modern Dogs are so Messed Up [Conspiracy thread]
Post by: HouseofSuffering on Fri, 06 October 2017, 11:15:14

We are pretty much screwing up all dog breeds. We are the ones causing the problems in the first place. Because we think it is cute to have a dog that has exaggerated features.

https://dogbehaviorscience.wordpress.com/2012/09/29/100-years-of-breed-improvement/

.......Also a lot of people feed their dogs ****ty dog food..... :(

Title: Re: Why Modern Dogs are so Messed Up [Conspiracy thread]
Post by: tp4tissue on Fri, 06 October 2017, 11:28:14

Quote from: HouseofSuffering on Fri, 06 October 2017, 11:15:14

We are pretty much screwing up all dog breeds. We are the ones causing the problems in the first place. Because we think it is cute to have a dog that has exaggerated features.

https://dogbehaviorscience.wordpress.com/2012/09/29/100-years-of-breed-improvement/

.......Also a lot of people feed their dogs ****ty dog food..... :(

It's not WE...  it's just THEM...

Ask 100 Pet owners,  How many of them will pull out a ruler and say something along the lines of ,  Look, my dog's tail is 1inch shorter than your dog's tail..  That makes my dog better than your dog..

No,  the majority of WE, the pet owners and actual animal enthusiasts, love and cherish puppers unconditionally.

Title: Re: Why Modern Dogs are so Messed Up [Conspiracy thread]
Post by: Corgi Butts on Fri, 06 October 2017, 12:12:40

Quote from: tp4tissue on Fri, 06 October 2017, 11:28:14

Quote from: HouseofSuffering on Fri, 06 October 2017, 11:15:14

We are pretty much screwing up all dog breeds. We are the ones causing the problems in the first place. Because we think it is cute to have a dog that has exaggerated features.

https://dogbehaviorscience.wordpress.com/2012/09/29/100-years-of-breed-improvement/

.......Also a lot of people feed their dogs ****ty dog food..... :(

It's not WE...  it's just THEM...

Ask 100 Pet owners,  How many of them will pull out a ruler and say something along the lines of ,  Look, my dog's tail is 1inch shorter than your dog's tail..  That makes my dog better than your dog..

No,  the majority of WE, the pet owners and actual animal enthusiasts, love and cherish puppers unconditionally.

I like my tails so short, they only thing they have to shake is DAT ASS!

(http://www.ohmagif.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/dog-twerking-better-than-miley-cyrus.gif)

Title: Re: Why Modern Dogs are so Messed Up [Conspiracy thread]
Post by: HouseofSuffering on Fri, 06 October 2017, 12:23:37

I don't consider someone who purchases a dog breed that is well known for having breathing, skin, back, hip, temperament, etc. problems, due to bad breeding.......a pet "enthusiast". 

Those people find out afterwards what they are going to have to deal with.....then comes the knowledge.....then comes the vet bills.  Does that make them an enthusiast??


 

Title: Re: Why Modern Dogs are so Messed Up [Conspiracy thread]
Post by: noisyturtle on Fri, 06 October 2017, 19:30:24

A mix of in-breeding and uneducated ****s buying from puppy mills.

Title: Re: Why Modern Dogs are so Messed Up [Conspiracy thread]
Post by: xtrafrood on Fri, 06 October 2017, 23:24:12

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