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Title: Came into m0ar money
Post by: tp4tissue on Tue, 07 November 2017, 09:50:07
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GTX 1080ti here i come.. !!

Black Friday wh00t wh00t


Title: Re: Came into m0ar money
Post by: Coreda on Tue, 07 November 2017, 09:57:20
What will you use it for tho, I thought you were only addicted to mobile, browser and old skool games.

Or will this mark a new chapter for tp...

Tune in next week!
Title: Re: Came into m0ar money
Post by: tp4tissue on Tue, 07 November 2017, 10:10:33
What will you use it for tho, I thought you were only addicted to mobile, browser and old skool games.

Or will this mark a new chapter for tp...

Tune in next week!

Honestly.. I don't even play vidya much these days.

I just don't know what else I'd buy..


I have septuples of most other electronics..
Title: Re: Came into m0ar money
Post by: Waateva on Tue, 07 November 2017, 10:11:52
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GTX 1080ti here i come.. !!

Black Friday wh00t wh00t


A 1080ti would not be the best way to spend the money, as investing the money will end up much better in the long run.  This is especially true since you're going to live 20-30 years longer than the rest of us meat eaters and you will need to have the extra funds for your prolonged lifespan.
Title: Re: Came into m0ar money
Post by: tp4tissue on Tue, 07 November 2017, 10:18:43

A 1080ti would not be the best way to spend the money, as investing the money will end up much better in the long run.  This is especially true since you're going to live 20-30 years longer than the rest of us meat eaters and you will need to have the extra funds for your prolonged lifespan.


Well, you also have to factor in the fact that despite me living longer,  I am also guaranteed NOT to have to deal with Diabetes and Heart disease..

Those two things pretty much consumes the entire retirement funding for the older population of America.


It's actually quite saddening to see people work their whole lives, save for retirement,  then give everything they've earned to the big-pharma and heart-disease cathedrals (hospitals)




__  I don't disagree that 1080ti isn't a good investment.. but i mean, what else is there to buy..


There are only a few things in life for a #Ronery4ever..  housing, food, insurance, automobile, computer, cellphone.


You can't buy more housing, food, insurance..

So it comes down to automobile computer cellphone..


For me personally, I despise automobiles, because it's a damn chore to drive..



So that leaves computer and cellfone..
 

Title: Re: Came into m0ar money
Post by: clasicks on Tue, 07 November 2017, 10:29:09
Congratz man, i wish i could come into money and get gfx cards
Title: Re: Came into m0ar money
Post by: noisyturtle on Tue, 07 November 2017, 10:32:22
Gets money - spends it all immediately

Yup, that's exactly what they want you to do.
Title: Re: Came into m0ar money
Post by: tp4tissue on Tue, 07 November 2017, 10:45:11
Gets money - spends it all immediately

Yup, that's exactly what they want you to do.


/Proud to be an American !!
Title: Re: Came into m0ar money
Post by: dgneo on Tue, 07 November 2017, 10:52:00
I am also guaranteed NOT to have to deal with Diabetes and Heart disease..

(https://i.imgur.com/uFCk3vU.png)
Title: Re: Came into m0ar money
Post by: Waateva on Tue, 07 November 2017, 10:58:01

A 1080ti would not be the best way to spend the money, as investing the money will end up much better in the long run.  This is especially true since you're going to live 20-30 years longer than the rest of us meat eaters and you will need to have the extra funds for your prolonged lifespan.


Well, you also have to factor in the fact that despite me living longer,  I am also guaranteed NOT to have to deal with Diabetes and Heart disease..

Those two things pretty much consumes the entire retirement funding for the older population of America.


It's actually quite saddening to see people work their whole lives, save for retirement,  then give everything they've earned to the big-pharma and heart-disease cathedrals (hospitals)




__  I don't disagree that 1080ti isn't a good investment.. but i mean, what else is there to buy..


There are only a few things in life for a #Ronery4ever..  housing, food, insurance, automobile, computer, cellphone.


You can't buy more housing, food, insurance..

So it comes down to automobile computer cellphone..


For me personally, I despise automobiles, because it's a damn chore to drive..



So that leaves computer and cellfone..

Well ****, I'll have to inform my elderly tax clients that they need to start upping their contributions to medical costs because right now, only a handful are spending "their entire retirement funding" on medical!

Ronery4Ever types have the best retirement potential, as they don't have spouses or children to suck the life out of their funds.  Take that stack of money, throw it in a qualified checking account @ 3%, and watch the pennies and nickels roll on in!
Title: Re: Came into m0ar money
Post by: tp4tissue on Tue, 07 November 2017, 12:09:36
I am also guaranteed NOT to have to deal with Diabetes and Heart disease..

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(https://i.imgur.com/uFCk3vU.png)


YUP !!

100% veggie @ 10% fats  reverses heartdisease and diabetes..

Which means heart-disease and diabetes (apart from congenital disorders),  is a lifestyle disease..



Title: Re: Came into m0ar money
Post by: tp4tissue on Tue, 07 November 2017, 13:33:16

Well ****, I'll have to inform my elderly tax clients that they need to start upping their contributions to medical costs because right now, only a handful are spending "their entire retirement funding" on medical!

Ronery4Ever types have the best retirement potential, as they don't have spouses or children to suck the life out of their funds.  Take that stack of money, throw it in a qualified checking account @ 3%, and watch the pennies and nickels roll on in!

idk where ya'll learn to invest but, 3% is barely inflation .hahahahahhaa
Title: Re: Came into m0ar money
Post by: digi on Tue, 07 November 2017, 13:44:43
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Title: Re: Came into m0ar money
Post by: Waateva on Tue, 07 November 2017, 13:50:52

Well ****, I'll have to inform my elderly tax clients that they need to start upping their contributions to medical costs because right now, only a handful are spending "their entire retirement funding" on medical!

Ronery4Ever types have the best retirement potential, as they don't have spouses or children to suck the life out of their funds.  Take that stack of money, throw it in a qualified checking account @ 3%, and watch the pennies and nickels roll on in!

idk where ya'll learn to invest but, 3% is barely inflation .hahahahahhaa

idk what kind of rates you get on your qualified CHECKING accounts, but lemme get some of that
Title: Re: Came into m0ar money
Post by: Blackehart on Tue, 07 November 2017, 15:09:04
Don't be a girly man.

Get yourself one of these:

(https://atmedia.imgix.net/f007fee0156d24b297abb4e4db7976778807282e?auto=format&q=45&w=540.0&h=359.0&fit=max&cs=strip)

Live a little.

:p

(Kobe Steak, btw)
Title: Re: Came into m0ar money
Post by: tp4tissue on Tue, 07 November 2017, 15:15:28
Don't be a girly man.

Get yourself one of these:

Show Image
(https://atmedia.imgix.net/f007fee0156d24b297abb4e4db7976778807282e?auto=format&q=45&w=540.0&h=359.0&fit=max&cs=strip)


Live a little.

:p

(Kobe Steak, btw)



It's delicious..  But Meat is what makes men girly..

It's the primary reason why some men get -soft wii-

Due to the _same_ bacon/beef grease clogging the  --penile artery--

It's the same as heart disease, only it usually comes 3 years before a major heart attack..


Basically, if you've got wii-problems,  Count 3 years.. you have 25% chance of instant death via heart attack.




The m0ar veggies ya'll eat, the harder the Wii..

hahahahahahhahahahahahaa
Title: Re: Came into m0ar money
Post by: dgneo on Tue, 07 November 2017, 15:17:36
Don't be a girly man.

Get yourself one of these:

Show Image
(https://atmedia.imgix.net/f007fee0156d24b297abb4e4db7976778807282e?auto=format&q=45&w=540.0&h=359.0&fit=max&cs=strip)


Live a little.

:p

(Kobe Steak, btw)



It's delicious..  But Meat is what makes men girly..

It's the primary reason why men get -soft wii-

Due to the _same_ bacon/beef grease clogging the  --penile artery--

It's the same as heart disease, only it usually comes 3 years before a major heart attack..




The m0ar veggies ya'll eat, the harder the Wii..

hahahahahahhahahahahahaa

http://fortune.com/2017/11/03/scientists-develop-drug-that-can-melt-away-harmful-fat/
Title: Re: Came into m0ar money
Post by: tp4tissue on Tue, 07 November 2017, 15:19:40

http://fortune.com/2017/11/03/scientists-develop-drug-that-can-melt-away-harmful-fat/



I want to believe it.. but I guarantee you, it won't work..

The damage done by fats to the endothelial layer of blood vessels is as soon as fats enters your blood stream..

The damaged endothelial layer crusts and scars over itself, forming the giant blockages you see in those cross section photos..

This drug would have to eliminate the fat from ever entering your system.. which it can't do if you eat fat.. hahahahha