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geekhack Community => Off Topic => Topic started by: tp4tissue on Thu, 21 December 2017, 14:19:11
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I've learned this years ago.
Everyday, it's hai-Tp, fix it, fix it, fix it, fix it, fix it
But, recently some young people have been too vocal about the trade..
Don't let people know you can fix computers..
w/ 1 exception..
Only repair computers for Females with an attractiveness rating R+2.25 and above, where R is your own attractiveness rating out of 10..
Typical Escape conversation topics..
=What's a windows
=Did you try shaking it really hard
=I heard Jerry is good at computers, (Sorry jerry)
=IDK man, it's probably got that hacker thing.
=Well that's what happens when you watch too much pr0n
=Yea I got a pr0n popup the other day.. now my computer's not working either.
=I hurd if you put it in a bag with an apple overnight, it will start working again.
=maybe the keyboard's too dirty
=computers arn't waterproof ?
=smell the computer, don't know man, smells burnt.
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I've learned this years ago.
Everyday, it's hai-Tp, fix it, fix it, fix it, fix it, fix it
But, recently some young people have been too vocal about the trade..
Don't let people know you can fix computers..
w/ 1 exception.. Females with an attractiveness rating R+2.25 above, where R is your own attractiveness rating out of 10..
Or, you know, grow a spine and learn to tell people no.
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Or, you know, grow a spine and learn to tell people no.
This is America.. the land of corporate small talk/ excuses/ superficial gestures
You can't just tell people No, they'll get dat hurt feelz..
More importantly,
You don't know computers, you can't see computers, you've never hurd of computers.
If they point to what you're working on,, lift up the keyboard and be like, wow this is a computer, how did they get all that stuff in there. ?
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BEING A COMPUTER GEEK IS BETTER WITH WINDOWS NINETY EIGHT.
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I tried clicking on the free phone, and now I have a virus. Send help.
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BEING A COMPUTER GEEK IS BETTER WITH WINDOWS NINETY EIGHT.
Bah... Mac OS 8 is the superior OS. Windows 98 is inferior in every way
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Only repair computers for Females with an attractiveness rating R+2.25 and above, where R is your own attractiveness rating out of 10..
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