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geekhack Community => Off Topic => Topic started by: ander on Wed, 31 January 2018, 17:25:16
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- Turn on your phone's speech recognition.
- Make a bunch of meaningless sounds. Watch your phone struggle to make sense of them.
- Copy the text to a post here, making whatever minor modifications you need to create complete sentences.
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The Cola Babes's porn first caped Kenneth of Kaden, then the cottage school's call center.
It seems that Cleveland punches your packages and phones in talk of shooting Nikki, pushing cuttings, and skiing around your dorm, scared.
Who took esurance must have to call Big Sky Rental for bugging traffic with heavy screw-checking puffs about.
An inch of morning cheesecake and a full boo again to go-kartists kicking some programming face above water.
Stockholm dogs play stupid people's Halloween ships if Papasito's phone cats locate Keyshia just to be back a hundred fish.
The tricky plant who came by to put in a cuddle got out there just on the cannon, and cannot buy all tickets to keep Pataskala home to talk capable canvases with Kyle and some onions.
Basketball beings flap, come home, stop and socialize, Caleb. My can has shrimp settling down big in Loundonville.
Preston, Poppy's captured, had an early abacus. Her entire pansy is kidding mom from the bar. What fair poem's freaky pods have all gurus in Monongahela couching up?
Remark and go kabob in the Commons while the poke church knows little of pop. Sunbeam Maquoteka Kankakee, call your sultan from Mellow 52.
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My phone has mandarin recognition turned on, So I just get angry things chinese people say..
//Just kidding.. nothing comes out, google knows you're jibbering.
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I turn that **** off I don't need Google or NSA or whatever listening to me every waking moment.
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I turn that **** off I don't need Google or NSA or whatever listening to me every waking moment.
As if they aren't anyway...
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My phone has mandarin recognition turned on, So I just get angry things chinese people say...
Wow, other languages would produce completely different results! I'd be glad to see some random-text examples in other languages—with English translations, if you wouldn't mind. (They don't have to be precise; this isn't Shakespeare.)
Just kidding.. nothing comes out, google knows you're jibbering.
Aw, too bad. That must be a particular characteristic of the Mandarin module. I'm surprised, though... The English version works very hard to figure out which words are closest, and everyone knows Chinese people work harder than Westerners. :?)
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I turn that **** off I don't need Google or NSA or whatever listening to me every waking moment.
As if they aren't anyway...
They only care if you fap.. That's all they need to black mail you , or activate you as a cannon-fodder agent... I sawz that on the TV..
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I turn that **** off I don't need Google or NSA or whatever listening to me every waking moment.
As if they aren't anyway...
We get listened to up here in Canada, too—but it's more obvious, because now and then you hear one of the monitor guys say "Eh?", which is genetic and involuntary.
Anyway, I can't speak for everyone (get it? ha), but on my Android phone there's an option to download the s.r. languages you need and use them offline. And since data isn't included in my phone service, it seems v. unlikely anyone can hear what I'm saying. Besides, a few seconds later I'm going to send it off in text form anyway, so what's the diff?
That said, I realize that to be paranoid, it's necessary to fear many things. So I don't mean to be a dry blanket about it (the positive equivalent of a wet one).
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Spend nap that cream cake pumps. Mourn copy first won't keep beef in Colorado or cahoot it.
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Google's mandarin recognition is Incredibly good..
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Google's mandarin recognition is Incredibly good..
Great! So let's see some examples, please.
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Nobody? Maybe you guys are just self-conscious about babbling into your phones...? This is also a great exercise for being less inhibited.
When we were growing up, my sisters and I used to hold long "conversations" that meant absolutely nothing. All we were doing was uttering whatever sounds came into our heads. But we did it so often, we got very good at it—to the casual listener it probably sounded like a foreign language.
When you get right down to it, none of us has the slightest clue why we think, say or do anything. Thoughts and feelings float up from our unconscious minds, and whether or not we act on them is dictated by our needs and values. And we certainly don't create those—it'd be like picking yourself up off the ground.
If you just let yourself talk without trying to do it or thinking about it, you'll find you can make long speeches on any topic at all. You can look at a tree, for example, and keep 100% of your attention on the tree, then just let yourself start talking about it, and you can say all kinds of things about it without any planning or control.
That's how we always talk about stuff. We're just used to the illusion that we "control" it. It's actually much harder thinking about every word you say; it just adds an extra layer of complexity.
I caught on to this when I learned to play jazz. In jazz, you learn your instrument well enough, technically, that you can play whatever comes into your mind. Then you practice just letting yourself play, thinking only about the tune in general, so your musical ideas can come right from your unconscious mind with minimum interference, like walking or riding a bike. When you do that for a while, you eventually realize everything's like that—and that if you get out of your own way and trying to "control" everything, you go on being exactly who you are; it's just a lot easier.
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But I digress. I've also had a cocktail.
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But I digress. I've also had a cocktail.
Worry not ander.. it's not that you're not interesting or that people don't think ur threads are KEWL..
GH community has been on the wind down due to the ubiquity of mechanicals and Reddit stealing our thunder..
We gotta get more femalez participation, that's a 100% surefire way to roll in the newbies..
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Go outside Ander
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Go outside Ander
No digi..
He's all we got..
Ander , stay inside..
Also, Digi, you too , you stay.. outside no xist
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:))
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:))
Unless of course you need to buy batteries or update computer accessories..
Those are really the only valid reasons to -Outside-.
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Stay inside Ander
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Stay inside Ander
There's really nothing on the outside, i mean, u get the amazon fresh veggies, they're pretty good..
Then you got dat amazon electronics
Then you got that Newegg computer stuffs..
And that's life.. then u die.. w000sh.
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Squeak nonsense into their cell phones.... isn't that what sheeple are doing all the time?
Uh
Uuuuhh
Uuuhhh
Uuuuuhhhhhh!
I want to effing slap them over the face with a baseball bat.
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Squeak nonsense into their cell phones.... isn't that what sheeple are doing all the time?
Uh
Uuuuhh
Uuuhhh
Uuuuuhhhhhh!
I want to effing slap them over the face with a baseball bat.
I wonder what qualifier is SLAP enforcing.
Does it have to be a mechanically whipping apparatus?
Does it have to have have a certain degree of flexibility?
Is contact surface area involved?
Is that area a Relative figure to the applied force?
Is the Length of the apparatus defined ?