After eating only vegetables he was hungry. And the tempter came
to him, saying, “If you're so hungry turn this kale into pizza.”
Shaken but not stirred he answered, “It is written online that
man shall not live by pizza alone or he'll get a case of the
fats and heart attacks.”
Again the tempter took him to the leftovers and showed him all
the delicious meat on display. “All of this could be yours,” he
said, “if you will bow down and eat it.”
“Away from me, Diabetus! For it is written: ‘Worship veggies,
and serve only them.’”
Then the tempter moseyed off and left him to his helping of
rice and beans.
After eating only vegetables he was hungry. And the tempter came
to him, saying, “If you're so hungry turn this kale into pizza.”
Shaken but not stirred he answered, “It is written online that
man shall not live by pizza alone or he'll get a case of the
fats and heart attacks.”
Again the tempter took him to the leftovers and showed him all
the delicious meat on display. “All of this could be yours,” he
said, “if you will bow down and eat it.”
“Away from me, Diabetus! For it is written: ‘Worship veggies,
and serve only them.’”
Then the tempter moseyed off and left him to his helping of
rice and beans.
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After eating only vegetables he was hungry. And the tempter came
to him, saying, “If you're so hungry turn this kale into pizza.”
Shaken but not stirred he answered, “It is written online that
man shall not live by pizza alone or he'll get a case of the
fats and heart attacks.”
Again the tempter took him to the leftovers and showed him all
the delicious meat on display. “All of this could be yours,” he
said, “if you will bow down and eat it.”
“Away from me, Diabetus! For it is written: ‘Worship veggies,
and serve only them.’”
Then the tempter moseyed off and left him to his helping of
rice and beans.
The Broccoli is my shepherd, I lack nothing.
He makes me lie down in green pastures, he leads me beside quiet waters,
He refreshes my soul. He guides me along the right paths for his name’s sake.
Even though I walk through the darkest valley, I will fear no evil, for Broccoli is with me
Veggies prepared a table before me in the presence of my enemies. Its anoint my head with oil; my cup overflows.
Surely Broccoli goodness and love will follow me all the days of my life, and I will dwell in the house of the Veggie forever.
Amen, Brother