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geekhack Community => Off Topic => Topic started by: tp4tissue on Thu, 08 March 2018, 15:22:52

Title: Crab Oil
Post by: tp4tissue on Thu, 08 March 2018, 15:22:52

Zomg.. it's not vegan.. but I tried a single spoonful of fried rice made with it today..

Crazy next level flavor.. hahahaha



It's taking crab fat/ roe (the stuff underneath the shell), rendered together with "lard or coconut oil"..

Guaranteed diabetes/heart disease/stroke/cancer..  But it might be worth it. !!

Title: Re: Crab Oil
Post by: fanpeople on Thu, 08 March 2018, 17:06:03

Even vegans can catch crabs tp.

Title: Re: Crab Oil
Post by: FrostyToast on Thu, 08 March 2018, 17:07:24

Have you also tried snake oil?
I heard it makes everything better, but I don't believe it.

Title: Re: Crab Oil
Post by: tp4tissue on Thu, 08 March 2018, 17:11:28

Quote from: FrostyToast on Thu, 08 March 2018, 17:07:24

Have you also tried snake oil?
I heard it makes everything better, but I don't believe it.

It's a cultural cliche to westerners,  but in --traditional chinese medicine-- snake-oil is a thing..

I don't believe it either.. but -there it is-

Title: Re: Crab Oil
Post by: tp4tissue on Thu, 08 March 2018, 17:12:58

Quote from: fanpeople on Thu, 08 March 2018, 17:06:03

Even vegans can catch crabs tp.

Tp4 = #Veggie + #Ronery

Tp4 = #Prophylactic  !!

Title: Re: Crab Oil
Post by: Blaise170 on Thu, 08 March 2018, 17:13:58

Quote from: tp4tissue on Thu, 08 March 2018, 17:11:28

Quote from: FrostyToast on Thu, 08 March 2018, 17:07:24

Have you also tried snake oil?
I heard it makes everything better, but I don't believe it.

It's a cultural cliche to westerners,  but in --traditional chinese medicine-- snake-oil is a thing..

I don't believe it either.. but -there it is-

That's the point TP  ;D

Title: Re: Crab Oil
Post by: noisyturtle on Fri, 09 March 2018, 17:04:22

Quote from: FrostyToast on Thu, 08 March 2018, 17:07:24

Have you also tried snake oil?
I heard it makes everything better, but I don't believe it.

He's already vegan, I think tp is stocked on snake oil

Title: Re: Crab Oil
Post by: tp4tissue on Fri, 09 March 2018, 19:19:10

Quote from: noisyturtle on Fri, 09 March 2018, 17:04:22

Quote from: FrostyToast on Thu, 08 March 2018, 17:07:24

Have you also tried snake oil?
I heard it makes everything better, but I don't believe it.

He's already vegan, I think tp is stocked on snake oil

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100% Veggies @ 10% Fats

Title: Re: Crab Oil
Post by: ander on Sat, 17 March 2018, 04:06:34

Quote from: tp4tissue on Thu, 08 March 2018, 15:22:52

Zomg.. it's not vegan.. but I tried a single spoonful of fried rice made with it today..

Crazy next level flavor.. hahahaha



It's taking crab fat/ roe (the stuff underneath the shell), rendered together with "lard or coconut oil"..

Guaranteed diabetes/heart disease/stroke/cancer..  But it might be worth it. !!

I don't mind all the goofy topics—but dude, your posts take up so much space. I'm on a small display here, and just one of your posts (plus your gratuitously mammoth sig) can fill the whole screen:


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...and all I do is scroll, scroll, scroll.

Won't you pul-eeeze have some mercy on us and use normal text now? Really, we got the joke the first 300 times.

Title: Re: Crab Oil
Post by: tp4tissue on Sat, 17 March 2018, 08:57:22

Quote from: ander on Sat, 17 March 2018, 04:06:34

...and all I do is scroll, scroll, scroll.

Won't you pul-eeeze have some mercy on us and use normal text now? Really, we got the joke the first 300 times.

-ander- , Either my text is too BIG, or your monitor is too Small.. !!

Tp4 owns over 40 computers this year,

Tp4 Recommends and personally uses::

a 75 inch monitor at 3 meters,

a 50 inch monitor at 2 meters,

a 40 inch monitor at 1 meter,

a 30 inch monitor at 0.75 meters, and

a 24 inch monitor at 0.5 meters (this is a stretch, text is barely legible)..