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geekhack Community => Off Topic => Topic started by: tp4tissue on Mon, 26 March 2018, 13:11:46

Title: There was a bug in my cup.
Post by: tp4tissue on Mon, 26 March 2018, 13:11:46: __Cross eyed, Maximum Focus Mode__

Tried to drink around the bug. Blow at it so it goes up the cup..

Then someone tapped me from behind..

annnnd.. cough arrrrghh... !! Today I've eaten 1x bug..

(https://i.imgur.com/Q031eki.gif)

sigh......
Title: Re: There was a bug in my cup.
Post by: Computer-Lab in Basement on Mon, 26 March 2018, 13:21:40: yum
Title: Re: There was a bug in my cup.
Post by: tp4tissue on Mon, 26 March 2018, 14:32:29: Quote from: Computer-Lab in Basement on Mon, 26 March 2018, 13:21:40
yum

good thing it was just a fruit fly

not a big one..
Title: Re: There was a bug in my cup.
Post by: rowdy on Mon, 26 March 2018, 20:51:24: Protein?
Title: Re: There was a bug in my cup.
Post by: tp4tissue on Mon, 26 March 2018, 21:10:45: Hrrrrmmm..

dry mass of fruit fly is 0.2mg..

New diet, eat 500,000 fruit flies per day..

Get Swole. !!
Title: Re: There was a bug in my cup.
Post by: Findecanor on Tue, 27 March 2018, 02:33:00: CUPS was buggy on my Linux system too until I upgraded. :-þ
Title: Re: There was a bug in my cup.
Post by: fohat.digs on Tue, 27 March 2018, 11:23:17: Diner: "Waiter! There is a fly in my soup!"

Waiter: "SSSHHH! Everybody else will want one too."
Title: Re: There was a bug in my cup.
Post by: rowdy on Tue, 27 March 2018, 20:47:15: Quote from: fohat.digs on Tue, 27 March 2018, 11:23:17
Diner: "Waiter! There is a fly in my soup!"

Waiter: "SSSHHH! Everybody else will want one too."

An oldie but a goodie :D
Title: Re: There was a bug in my cup.
Post by: Halverson on Tue, 27 March 2018, 22:27:09: So tp not so vegan today
Title: Re: There was a bug in my cup.
Post by: fohat.digs on Wed, 28 March 2018, 06:52:52: Quote from: rowdy on Tue, 27 March 2018, 20:47:15

An oldie but a goodie

Diner: "Waiter! There's a fly in my soup!"

Waiter: "Don't worry, he won't drink much."
Title: Re: There was a bug in my cup.
Post by: tp4tissue on Wed, 28 March 2018, 08:19:38: Quote from: fohat.digs on Wed, 28 March 2018, 06:52:52
Quote from: rowdy on Tue, 27 March 2018, 20:47:15

An oldie but a goodie

Diner: "Waiter! There's a fly in my soup!"

Waiter: "Don't worry, he won't drink much."

Fohat = Very old indeed.

But, Tp4 actually remembers this one too.. read it in one of those joke books at the library in 1996.

The joke is probably over 5000 years old though.

Food service has been here a while, and for the first 5000 yrs of society, people probably didn't care about flies in soup.. but then during recorded history, they probably would've minded more.
Title: Re: There was a bug in my cup.
Post by: fohat.digs on Wed, 28 March 2018, 08:23:17: Quote from: rowdy on Tue, 27 March 2018, 20:47:15

An oldie but a goodie

Diner: "Waiter! What is this fly doing in my soup?"

Waiter: "It looks like the backstroke, to me."
Title: Re: There was a bug in my cup.
Post by: tp4tissue on Wed, 28 March 2018, 08:26:10: Quote from: fohat.digs on Wed, 28 March 2018, 08:23:17
Quote from: rowdy on Tue, 27 March 2018, 20:47:15

An oldie but a goodie

Diner: "Waiter! What is this fly doing in my soup?"

Waiter: "It looks like the backstroke, to me."

-rolling out the hits-
Title: Re: There was a bug in my cup.
Post by: rowdy on Wed, 28 March 2018, 20:44:45: Quote from: fohat.digs on Wed, 28 March 2018, 08:23:17
Quote from: rowdy on Tue, 27 March 2018, 20:47:15

An oldie but a goodie

Diner: "Waiter! What is this fly doing in my soup?"

Waiter: "It looks like the backstroke, to me."

I've heard this one, not the previous one though :))
Title: Re: There was a bug in my cup.
Post by: fohat.digs on Wed, 28 March 2018, 20:54:20: An Englishman, a Scotsman, and an Irishman went into a pub and each ordered a pint of Guinness. Just as the beers were served, by coincidence, a fly landed in each one.

The Englishman pushed the beer away and said "That's disgusting, I'm not drinking that."

The Scotsman plucked out the fly, flicked it away, and started drinking.

The Irishman grabbed the fly, held it by its back legs over the beer, and shook it, saying "Spit it out, you bastard!"