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Title: How low can you go?
Post by: romevi on Thu, 31 May 2018, 16:03:21: Well?
Title: Re: How low can you go?
Post by: tp4tissue on Thu, 31 May 2018, 16:07:31: Laying down Tp4 torso am approximately 19cm thick.

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Title: Re: How low can you go?
Post by: Blaise170 on Fri, 01 June 2018, 10:03:03: How low can YOU go?
Title: Re: How low can you go?
Post by: noisyturtle on Fri, 01 June 2018, 10:29:26: Holding breath - 87 seconds

Drinking - 27 beers

Running - not far

Staying awake - about 70 hours

Sex - about 20 minutes

Pooping - surgical shotgun blast, always less than 4 mins

Sleep - 29 hours

Food - 39 slices of pizza (and dessert)

Wilderness survival - less than 4 days

Gaming - 35.4 hours

Largest animal fought - Oxen

Tallest - over 15k ft

Lowest - age 18
Title: Re: How low can you go?
Post by: sncbraxsc2 on Fri, 01 June 2018, 10:35:26: lower than a Lamborghini
Title: Re: How low can you go?
Post by: shadowrealmwarez on Fri, 01 June 2018, 10:37:04: I can lay on the floor, just can't get back up without help.
Title: Re: How low can you go?
Post by: noisyturtle on Fri, 01 June 2018, 10:44:08: oh... I read the title "How long can you go" assuming we were to post random stats on how long we can do activities. whatever.
Title: Re: How low can you go?
Post by: sncbraxsc2 on Fri, 01 June 2018, 10:49:07: Quote from: noisyturtle on Fri, 01 June 2018, 10:44:08
oh... I read the title "How long can you go" assuming we were to post random stats on how long we can do activities. whatever.

I did the same thing at first ~~but thought of it more along double entendre lines... :p~~

Looks like you did the same :)) It could also mean, what is the lowest thing you've done, morally.. not as keen to answer that one
Title: Re: How low can you go?
Post by: JianYang on Fri, 01 June 2018, 11:34:16: Quote from: noisyturtle on Fri, 01 June 2018, 10:29:26
Holding breath - 87 seconds

Drinking - 27 beers

Running - not far

Staying awake - about 70 hours

Sex - about 20 minutes

Pooping - surgical shotgun blast, always less than 4 mins

Sleep - 29 hours

Food - 39 slices of pizza (and dessert)

Wilderness survival - less than 4 days

Gaming - 35.4 hours

Largest animal fought - Oxen

Tallest - over 15k ft

Lowest - age 18

Quote from: noisyturtle on Fri, 01 June 2018, 10:44:08
oh... I read the title "How long can you go" assuming we were to post random stats on how long we can do activities. whatever.

Hahaha. I'm pretty sure I can beat you on all the figures except age, but all the rest I can do lower ;D
Title: Re: How low can you go?
Post by: sncbraxsc2 on Fri, 01 June 2018, 15:38:42: Quote from: sncbraxsc2 on Tue, 20 February 2018, 18:36:27
Quote from: romevi on Tue, 22 March 2016, 00:39:34
I took $5 from a kid with Down's.

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Is this the lowest you go rom? :))
Title: Re: How low can you go?
Post by: romevi on Fri, 01 June 2018, 15:52:28: Quote from: sncbraxsc2 on Fri, 01 June 2018, 15:38:42
Quote from: sncbraxsc2 on Tue, 20 February 2018, 18:36:27
Quote from: romevi on Tue, 22 March 2016, 00:39:34
I took $5 from a kid with Down's.

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Is this the lowest you go rom? :))

HA! I forgot I posted that.

Man; I'm so glad people remember the stuff I post.

To be fair, he offered two $5 bills to me and another kid. He just pulled them out as, me being around 7 or 8, I couldn't just say no.
Title: Re: How low can you go?
Post by: tp4tissue on Fri, 01 June 2018, 15:54:59: Quote from: romevi on Fri, 01 June 2018, 15:52:28
Quote from: sncbraxsc2 on Fri, 01 June 2018, 15:38:42
Quote from: sncbraxsc2 on Tue, 20 February 2018, 18:36:27
Quote from: romevi on Tue, 22 March 2016, 00:39:34
I took $5 from a kid with Down's.

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Is this the lowest you go rom? :))

HA! I forgot I posted that.

Man; I'm so glad people remember the stuff I post.

To be fair, he offered two $5 bills to me and another kid. He just pulled them out as, me being around 7 or 8, I couldn't just say no.

Just pulled-them-out eh ?

Couldn't say no ?

Seems like your subconscious has distorted the reality of what happened that day to protect your sanity..
Title: Re: How low can you go?
Post by: sncbraxsc2 on Fri, 01 June 2018, 17:24:25: Quote from: romevi on Fri, 01 June 2018, 15:52:28
Quote from: sncbraxsc2 on Fri, 01 June 2018, 15:38:42
Quote from: sncbraxsc2 on Tue, 20 February 2018, 18:36:27
Quote from: romevi on Tue, 22 March 2016, 00:39:34
I took $5 from a kid with Down's.

Show Image
(https://i.imgur.com/v2p2wI6.jpg)

Is this the lowest you go rom? :))

HA! I forgot I posted that.

Man; I'm so glad people remember the stuff I post.

To be fair, he offered two $5 bills to me and another kid. He just pulled them out as, me being around 7 or 8, I couldn't just say no.

Ohhh, I read it like you stole $5 from him

Man, if the worst thing you did when you were younger was accept 5$ from a kid with downs, you really weren't that bad!

The lowest thing I've done is tell an alcoholic that her liver was going to shrivel up and break down and she would die. She sobered up a year or so after though so maybe it was for the best that I didn't have much compassion that day
Title: Re: How low can you go?
Post by: tp4tissue on Fri, 01 June 2018, 18:34:36: Quote from: sncbraxsc2 on Fri, 01 June 2018, 17:24:25

Ohhh, I read it like you stole $5 from him

Man, if the worst thing you did when you were younger was accept 5$ from a kid with downs, you really weren't that bad!

The lowest thing I've done is tell an alcoholic that her liver was going to shrivel up and break down and she would die. She sobered up a year or so after though so maybe it was for the best that I didn't have much compassion that day

They typically go back.. !!

Key is never start.
Title: Re: How low can you go?
Post by: iri on Sun, 03 June 2018, 07:25:33: Quote from: noisyturtle on Fri, 01 June 2018, 10:29:26
Holding breath - 87 seconds

Drinking - 27 beers

Running - not far

Staying awake - about 70 hours

Sex - about 20 minutes

Pooping - surgical shotgun blast, always less than 4 mins

Sleep - 29 hours

Food - 39 slices of pizza (and dessert)

Wilderness survival - less than 4 days

Gaming - 35.4 hours

Largest animal fought - Oxen

Tallest - over 15k ft

Lowest - age 18
impressive
Title: Re: How low can you go?
Post by: chyros on Sun, 03 June 2018, 09:59:51: Quote from: noisyturtle on Fri, 01 June 2018, 10:29:26
Holding breath - 87 seconds

Drinking - 27 beers

Running - not far

Staying awake - about 70 hours

Sex - about 20 minutes

Pooping - surgical shotgun blast, always less than 4 mins

Sleep - 29 hours

Food - 39 slices of pizza (and dessert)

Wilderness survival - less than 4 days

Gaming - 35.4 hours

Largest animal fought - Oxen

Tallest - over 15k ft

Lowest - age 18
Holding breath - 113 seconds

Drinking - a Fellowship

Running - not far

Staying awake - don't think I've ever been up more than 30 or so hours

Sex - pretty long, but need several hours between sessions

Pooping - really not sure what we're looking for here

Sleep - ca. 24 hours

Food - I don't think I've ever eaten an impressive amount of anything. Maybe a whole pizza?

Wilderness survival - I once saw a bear somewhere in a national park in America

Gaming - maybe 16 hours?

Largest animal fought - probably a pigeon

Tallest - wat

Lowest - wat
Title: Re: How low can you go?
Post by: ArchDill on Sun, 03 June 2018, 10:05:04: Tree Fiddy
Title: Re: How low can you go?
Post by: tp4tissue on Sun, 03 June 2018, 10:27:02: Quote from: chyros on Sun, 03 June 2018, 09:59:51
Quote from: noisyturtle on Fri, 01 June 2018, 10:29:26
Holding breath - 87 seconds

Drinking - 27 beers

Running - not far

Staying awake - about 70 hours

Sex - about 20 minutes

Pooping - surgical shotgun blast, always less than 4 mins

Sleep - 29 hours

Food - 39 slices of pizza (and dessert)

Wilderness survival - less than 4 days

Gaming - 35.4 hours

Largest animal fought - Oxen

Tallest - over 15k ft

Lowest - age 18
Holding breath - 113 seconds

Drinking - a Fellowship

Running - not far

Staying awake - don't think I've ever been up more than 30 or so hours

Sex - pretty long, but need several hours between sessions

Pooping - really not sure what we're looking for here

Sleep - ca. 24 hours

Food - I don't think I've ever eaten an impressive amount of anything. Maybe a whole pizza?

Wilderness survival - I once saw a bear somewhere in a national park in America

Gaming - maybe 16 hours?

Largest animal fought - probably a pigeon

Tallest - wat

Lowest - wat

Drugs - Diy Breaking Bad
Title: Re: How low can you go?
Post by: chyros on Sun, 03 June 2018, 12:45:23: Quote from: tp4tissue on Sun, 03 June 2018, 10:27:02
Quote from: chyros on Sun, 03 June 2018, 09:59:51
Quote from: noisyturtle on Fri, 01 June 2018, 10:29:26
Holding breath - 87 seconds

Drinking - 27 beers

Running - not far

Staying awake - about 70 hours

Sex - about 20 minutes

Pooping - surgical shotgun blast, always less than 4 mins

Sleep - 29 hours

Food - 39 slices of pizza (and dessert)

Wilderness survival - less than 4 days

Gaming - 35.4 hours

Largest animal fought - Oxen

Tallest - over 15k ft

Lowest - age 18
Holding breath - 113 seconds

Drinking - a Fellowship

Running - not far

Staying awake - don't think I've ever been up more than 30 or so hours

Sex - pretty long, but need several hours between sessions

Pooping - really not sure what we're looking for here

Sleep - ca. 24 hours

Food - I don't think I've ever eaten an impressive amount of anything. Maybe a whole pizza?

Wilderness survival - I once saw a bear somewhere in a national park in America

Gaming - maybe 16 hours?

Largest animal fought - probably a pigeon

Tallest - wat

Lowest - wat

Drugs - Diy Breaking Bad
The only drugs I've ever made was aspirin (a common teaching lab experiment). But it would be pretty piss easy to make the real stuff. It would probably be harder to hide it from my co-workers than the government xD .

If one were so inclined :p .
Title: Re: How low can you go?
Post by: tp4tissue on Sun, 03 June 2018, 12:59:26: Quote from: chyros on Sun, 03 June 2018, 12:45:23
The only drugs I've ever made was aspirin (a common teaching lab experiment). But it would be pretty piss easy to make the real stuff. It would probably be harder to hide it from my co-workers than the government xD .

If one were so inclined :p .

The more openly chyros talks about it, the less they will be suspicious, as long as he can resist getting high on his own supply.
Title: Re: How low can you go?
Post by: xtrafrood on Sun, 03 June 2018, 13:54:13: Holding breath - an apartment complex pool's length x 2

Drinking - a fifth or more

Running - while chased maybe 1/4 mile, otherwise not far

Staying awake - 96hrs

Sex - what is sex?

Pooping - 30min?

Sleep - 28-30hrs

Food - One xlg pizza

Wilderness survival - I read Where the Red Fern Grows, White Fang, and Hatchet. Does that count?

Gaming - 48hrs+

Largest animal fought - 12-36ft snake (I ran away--for about 1/4 mile)

Tallest - 10-15ft tree

Lowest - snake (was actually a garden hose)

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edit - 96hrs without stimulants. Tis internet, must clarify.
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Title: Re: How low can you go?
Post by: noisyturtle on Sun, 03 June 2018, 17:23:25: now we're getting somewhere
Title: Re: How low can you go?
Post by: iri on Mon, 04 June 2018, 17:05:34: OK, I'll bite.

Holding breath - 3 minutes

Drinking - 12L of beer a night, or ~1L of vodka

Running - 10km

Staying awake - 36h

Sex - about an hour

Pooping - a day (shouldn't have eaten that hospital cabbage)

Sleep - 16h

Food - 5L bowl of Olivier salad

Wilderness survival - a couple days

Gaming - 16h

Largest animal fought - a huge German shepherd (I won)

Tallest - the top of Matterhorn

Lowest - I step on snek (a grass snake 'attacked' me out of the blue)
Title: Re: How low can you go?
Post by: Computer-Lab in Basement on Wed, 06 June 2018, 13:10:32: Holding breath - idk, maybe like 90 seconds

Drinking - 6 beers and 6 Irish car bombs

Running - idk maybe 2 miles

Staying awake - with or without amphetamines?

Sex - what is sex?

Pooping - ?

Sleep - ~20 hours

Food - I specialize in eating baby-sized burritos

Wilderness survival - Jeremiah Johnson level

Gaming - 24 hours

Largest animal fought - I fell off a horse once

Tallest - somewhere in the Rockies

Lowest - I've been to the ocean before, so 0?
Title: Re: How low can you go?
Post by: romevi on Wed, 06 June 2018, 13:21:34: Holding breath - 5 seconds (I hate going underwater)

Drinking - two bottles of wine

Running - 5k+ (been running since high school cross country)

Staying awake - two days?

Sex - what is sex?

Pooping - 30min (if you count time wasting on the phone; otherwise not very long anymore thanks to the Squatty Potty)

Sleep - 12 hours

Food - one homemade pecan pie (in Wisconsin, so add 4000 calories to the standard calorie count)

Wilderness survival - I've hiked in Montana mountains where we saw lion prints and one lone female in the distance. we even developed a plan in case we ever came across one

Gaming - 6 hours

Largest animal fought - my wife (I lost)

Tallest - my life

Lowest - my life
Title: Re: How low can you go?
Post by: noisyturtle on Wed, 06 June 2018, 13:32:28: Quote from: romevi on Wed, 06 June 2018, 13:21:34
Lowest - my life

this guy gets it
Title: Re: How low can you go?
Post by: DirtyMonkey43 on Wed, 06 June 2018, 22:48:42: I can go LOOOOOOOOOOOOOONG
Title: Re: How low can you go?
Post by: mypainishurt on Thu, 07 June 2018, 20:11:58: I ain't ____ but $20 is $20.
Title: Re: How low can you go?
Post by: mittyzz on Thu, 07 June 2018, 20:13:20: Super white. So maybe 7.
Title: Re: How low can you go?
Post by: microsoft windows on Wed, 13 June 2018, 15:42:15: I CAN USE WINDOWS 98 FOR 20 YEARS
Title: Re: How low can you go?
Post by: fanpeople on Mon, 02 July 2018, 10:06:41: This thread is not about how long you can go without masturbating is it?

I should learn to read titles better.
Title: Re: How low can you go?
Post by: romevi on Mon, 02 July 2018, 10:17:11: Quote from: microsoft windows on Wed, 13 June 2018, 15:42:15
I CAN USE WINDOWS 98 FOR 20 YEARS

Pics or it didn't happen.

Quote from: fanpeople on Mon, 02 July 2018, 10:06:41
This thread is not about how long you can go without masturbating is it?

I should learn to read titles better.

Yes!
And no?