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Title: You've done something bad today..
Post by: tp4tissue on Wed, 25 July 2018, 22:00:32: Not an accusation, A statement of fact, it's clear as day you did it.. You know it, I know it.. the aliens know it.

Now imagine, Tomorrow..

Instead of repeating the bad thing YOU JUST DID.

You ate a small bowl of Carrot-Sticks.

And on everyday after that.. //Problem Solved. !!

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Title: Re: You've done something bad today..
Post by: SpAmRaY on Wed, 25 July 2018, 22:21:00: I ate McDonalds for supper, had 6 chicken tenders and a large fry. I think it was ~+/-1100 calories :eek:

That was the 'healthiest' thing I could think to get that didn't involve me having to talk to anyone or go in anywhere.

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Title: Re: You've done something bad today..
Post by: noisyturtle on Wed, 25 July 2018, 22:39:34: I had coffee, an Atkins bar, and a kale salad all day. Cast thine pecksniffian ray of judgement elsewhere fiend!
Title: Re: You've done something bad today..
Post by: tp4tissue on Wed, 25 July 2018, 22:46:42: Quote from: SpAmRaY on Wed, 25 July 2018, 22:21:00
I ate McDonalds for supper, had 6 chicken tenders and a large fry. I think it was ~+/-1100 calories :eek:

That was the 'healthiest' thing I could think to get that didn't involve me having to talk to anyone or go in anywhere.

Jesus Christ.. !!

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Title: Re: You've done something bad today..
Post by: tp4tissue on Wed, 25 July 2018, 22:47:25: Quote from: noisyturtle on Wed, 25 July 2018, 22:39:34
I had coffee, an Atkins bar, and a kale salad all day. Cast thine pecksniffian ray of judgement elsewhere fiend!

//Repent Sinner.. . !!
Title: Re: You've done something bad today..
Post by: SBJ on Thu, 26 July 2018, 01:06:01: I had pizza for dinner last night. It was terrible and I regret it.
They had some super big hotdogs I should've gotten instead. :p
Title: Re: You've done something bad today..
Post by: tp4tissue on Thu, 26 July 2018, 01:17:29: Quote from: StickyBlueJuice on Thu, 26 July 2018, 01:06:01
I had pizza for dinner last night. It was terrible and I regret it.
They had some super big hotdogs I should've gotten instead. :p

Popeyes Fried Chicken.. !! >> All
Title: Re: You've done something bad today..
Post by: SBJ on Thu, 26 July 2018, 01:19:05: Quote from: tp4tissue on Thu, 26 July 2018, 01:17:29
Quote from: StickyBlueJuice on Thu, 26 July 2018, 01:06:01
I had pizza for dinner last night. It was terrible and I regret it.
They had some super big hotdogs I should've gotten instead. :p

Popeyes Fried Chicken.. !! >> All
Why do you hurt me?
We can't get popeyes anywhere here in Denmark.
Title: Re: You've done something bad today..
Post by: tp4tissue on Thu, 26 July 2018, 01:20:19: Quote from: StickyBlueJuice on Thu, 26 July 2018, 01:19:05

Why do you hurt me?
We can't get popeyes anywhere here in Denmark.

Nxt time u are in united states.. Tp4 will mail u popeyes gif-card.
Title: Re: You've done something bad today..
Post by: SBJ on Thu, 26 July 2018, 01:26:03: Quote from: tp4tissue on Thu, 26 July 2018, 01:20:19
Quote from: StickyBlueJuice on Thu, 26 July 2018, 01:19:05

Why do you hurt me?
We can't get popeyes anywhere here in Denmark.

Nxt time u are in united states.. Tp4 will mail u popeyes gif-card.
Deal! :D
Title: Re: You've done something bad today..
Post by: tp4tissue on Thu, 26 July 2018, 07:05:49: Quote from: StickyBlueJuice on Thu, 26 July 2018, 01:26:03
Quote from: tp4tissue on Thu, 26 July 2018, 01:20:19
Quote from: StickyBlueJuice on Thu, 26 July 2018, 01:19:05

Why do you hurt me?
We can't get popeyes anywhere here in Denmark.

Nxt time u are in united states.. Tp4 will mail u popeyes gif-card.
Deal! :D

// StickyBlueJuice comes to america

// StickyBlueJuice messages Tp4 with address

// StickyBlueJuice goes to address to pick up gift-card

// Tp4 pulls up from behind in kidnapper van

// Tp4 naps StickyBlueJuice

// StickyBlueJuice is taken to Conditioning and Programming facility

// ..... To Be Continued...
Title: Re: You've done something bad today..
Post by: SBJ on Thu, 26 July 2018, 07:13:30: :eek:
Now you've got my wondering if it's worth it. Buuuuut I hear popeye's is pretty good, so.
Title: Re: You've done something bad today..
Post by: tp4tissue on Thu, 26 July 2018, 07:14:08: Quote from: StickyBlueJuice on Thu, 26 July 2018, 07:13:30
:eek:
Now you've got my wondering if it's worth it. Buuuuut I hear popeye's is pretty good, so.

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Title: Re: You've done something bad today..
Post by: xtrafrood on Thu, 26 July 2018, 23:29:30: Can confirm: followed tp4tissue's advice and my skin is now a deep shade of orange (not just bad lighting--I'm as orange as a navel orange now)
Title: Re: You've done something bad today..
Post by: tp4tissue on Fri, 27 July 2018, 00:06:34: Quote from: csmertx on Thu, 26 July 2018, 23:29:30
Can confirm: followed tp4tissue's advice and my skin is now a deep shade of orange (not just bad lighting--I'm as orange as a navel orange now)

Dang..

Tp4 still remembers dat magic skool bus episode.. where someone turned orange from eating carrots.

Thought it were a myth..
Title: Re: You've done something bad today..
Post by: noisyturtle on Fri, 27 July 2018, 17:24:15: I actually had a dream last night where I drank half a Mexican Coke and ate half a bag of chips. It was really ****ing weird because in the dream I specifically had half of each then stopped because I got worried about my carb intake... IN THE DREAM. I feel guilty about something I imagined, in the real world :))
Title: Re: You've done something bad today..
Post by: tp4tissue on Fri, 27 July 2018, 17:35:10: Quote from: noisyturtle on Fri, 27 July 2018, 17:24:15
I actually had a dream last night where I drank half a Mexican Coke and ate half a bag of chips. It was really ****ing weird because in the dream I specifically had half of each then stopped because I got worried about my carb intake... IN THE DREAM. I feel guilty about something I imagined, in the real world :))

You should be VERY worried about your carb intake.
Title: Re: You've done something bad today..
Post by: chyros on Fri, 27 July 2018, 18:02:56: You don't have to worry about carb intake and calories total if you just stop eating everything.

Just sayin' :p .
Title: Re: You've done something bad today..
Post by: tp4tissue on Fri, 27 July 2018, 18:10:53: Quote from: chyros on Fri, 27 July 2018, 18:02:56
You don't have to worry about carb intake and calories total if you just stop eating everything.

Just sayin' :p .

Yes.. !!
Title: Re: You've done something bad today..
Post by: firezlife on Fri, 27 July 2018, 20:03:20: Eating watermelon as I read this.
Title: Re: You've done something bad today..
Post by: tp4tissue on Fri, 27 July 2018, 21:34:29: Quote from: firezlife on Fri, 27 July 2018, 20:03:20
Eating watermelon as I read this.

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