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Title: Wasn't ready for this relationship
Post by: tp4tissue on Fri, 21 September 2018, 07:39:01
Signed up with a group of peeps @ wurk to get the cricket family plan discount.

Now they're inviting me to stuff I don't want to go to.. Tp4 doesn't want to go to NOTHIGN ever, for any reason..

But don't want to lose the cricket discount by alienating them..

Can't pretend to be sick 5 times in a row.. GDI


This is terrible.. sigh.. guess I'm switching to mint-sim.. even though hurd the coverage is prolly bad..


Atnt      (the Gentry
Cricket  (2nd class citizen
Tmobile (poor people
Mintsim (peasants
Boost (animals
Freedom pop (amoeba
Sprint (fake news



(https://i.imgur.com/QsR8q3Y.gif)
Title: Re: Wasn't ready for this relationship
Post by: suicidal_orange on Fri, 21 September 2018, 07:45:24
Isn't it cheaper for them too if you're in?  As long as you pay your share I don't see why you need to be sociable...  Do they know you don't have a sleeping disorder whereby when you're not at work you're asleep?  Might have helped mentioning it the first time they asked but you can always pull the embarrassed card if you target the right person to tell.
Title: Re: Wasn't ready for this relationship
Post by: tp4tissue on Fri, 21 September 2018, 07:47:27
Isn't it cheaper for them too if you're in?  As long as you pay your share I don't see why you need to be sociable...  Do they know you don't have a sleeping disorder whereby when you're not at work you're asleep?  Might have helped mentioning it the first time they asked but you can always pull the embarrassed card if you target the right person to tell.


// Researching sleeping disorders.
Title: Re: Wasn't ready for this relationship
Post by: fohat.digs on Fri, 21 September 2018, 08:57:47
"this" ?
Title: Re: Wasn't ready for this relationship
Post by: JP on Fri, 21 September 2018, 09:52:19
Clickbait. I thought this was tp4 and a female.
Title: Re: Wasn't ready for this relationship
Post by: tp4tissue on Fri, 21 September 2018, 11:01:50
Clickbait. I thought this was tp4 and a female.

(https://i.imgur.com/AyqV2X0.gif)
Title: Re: Wasn't ready for this relationship
Post by: sncbraxsc2 on Fri, 21 September 2018, 13:19:44
They probably already think/know you aren't outgoing, so don't be R00D and lie! It'd be risking more than a group discount!

Its nice of them to invite you anyway - what do they like to do?






Title: Re: Wasn't ready for this relationship
Post by: HPE1000 on Fri, 21 September 2018, 13:58:16
Try to sell them on the superiority of the ergodox. Guaranteed results
(https://i.imgur.com/zkdP3qz.gif)
Title: Re: Wasn't ready for this relationship
Post by: fanpeople on Fri, 21 September 2018, 15:18:29
Just tell them you cannot go because you are a chronic masturbator.
Title: Re: Wasn't ready for this relationship
Post by: tp4tissue on Fri, 21 September 2018, 15:32:17
They probably already think/know you aren't outgoing, so don't be R00D and lie! It'd be risking more than a group discount!

Its nice of them to invite you anyway - what do they like to do?



Actually Tp4 just wants the discount


(https://i.imgur.com/E12R2ah.gif)

Don't know what they like to do,  but whatever it is, it involves TP4 leaving Gigabit Fios Internet, so, it can't possibly be one of Tp4's preferred operational modes..
Title: Re: Wasn't ready for this relationship
Post by: tp4tissue on Fri, 21 September 2018, 15:37:29
Try to sell them on the superiority of the ergodox. Guaranteed results
Show Image
(https://i.imgur.com/zkdP3qz.gif)


Here's the problem, I'm really only saving ~$60 a year...  Sooooo, if I spend even 2 outings with them, I would've already wasted that much in total resources, which is why I must refuse at all cost.. EVEN just to preserve the savings.

Damn you cricket family plan, ruining my life.
Title: Re: Wasn't ready for this relationship
Post by: sncbraxsc2 on Fri, 21 September 2018, 16:30:35
They probably already think/know you aren't outgoing, so don't be R00D and lie! It'd be risking more than a group discount!

Its nice of them to invite you anyway - what do they like to do?



Actually Tp4 just wants the discount


Show Image
(https://i.imgur.com/E12R2ah.gif)


Don't know what they like to do,  but whatever it is, it involves TP4 leaving Gigabit Fios Internet, so, it can't possibly be one of Tp4's preferred operational modes..


Hey, if that mode is most pleasurable to you, I don't blame you for pursuing that alone ;) but I didn't mean that you should go with them, just suggesting not to lie about why you aren't going. Maybe they don't care, I don't know. 

Also, I think HPE sought to imply that you wouldn't receive any more invites if you attempted to spread the ergodox gospel  (https://i.imgur.com/qdcKamf.gif) Might be worth a shot!  :))
Title: Re: Wasn't ready for this relationship
Post by: HPE1000 on Fri, 21 September 2018, 17:06:33
They probably already think/know you aren't outgoing, so don't be R00D and lie! It'd be risking more than a group discount!

Its nice of them to invite you anyway - what do they like to do?



Actually Tp4 just wants the discount


Show Image
(https://i.imgur.com/E12R2ah.gif)


Don't know what they like to do,  but whatever it is, it involves TP4 leaving Gigabit Fios Internet, so, it can't possibly be one of Tp4's preferred operational modes..

Also, I think HPE sought to imply that you wouldn't receive any more invites if you attempted to spread the ergodox gospel 
Show Image
(https://i.imgur.com/qdcKamf.gif)
Might be worth a shot!  :))
(http://www.reactiongifs.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/wink-point.gif)
Title: Re: Wasn't ready for this relationship
Post by: xtrafrood on Sat, 22 September 2018, 08:54:37
(https://i.imgur.com/HcaA6hk.gif)
Title: Re: Wasn't ready for this relationship
Post by: rowdy on Sun, 30 September 2018, 00:35:37
Clickbait. I thought this was tp4 and a female.

Same here, then out of morbid curiosity I clicked anyway.