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geekhack Community => Off Topic => Topic started by: tp4tissue on Mon, 17 December 2018, 20:10:42

Title: Glitter should be illegal. !!
Post by: tp4tissue on Mon, 17 December 2018, 20:10:42: Why isn't this a law yet ?

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I've washed my hands 5 times already..
Title: Re: Glitter should be illegal. !!
Post by: noisyturtle on Mon, 17 December 2018, 20:16:12: tp confirmed porch snatcher
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Post by: JP on Mon, 17 December 2018, 21:17:33: Stay away from those clubs TP4.
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Post by: Kavik on Mon, 17 December 2018, 23:45:00: Quote from: noisyturtle on Mon, 17 December 2018, 20:16:12
tp confirmed porch snatcher

He should have made it a literal bomb instead of a glitter bomb.
Title: Re: Glitter should be illegal. !!
Post by: Findecanor on Tue, 18 December 2018, 03:50:23: Glitter is banned from many movie sets and production of props precisely because it is so hard to detect and remove. It is so hard to avoid even the smallest a speck of glitter showing up on camera.
Title: Re: Glitter should be illegal. !!
Post by: CommonCurt on Tue, 18 December 2018, 07:37:34: Quote from: tp4tissue on Mon, 17 December 2018, 20:10:42
Why isn't this a law yet ?

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I've washed my hands 5 times already..
Tell me about it. I have a 7yr old daughter.
They put that **** on kids dresses now.
I still can't get it all the way out of my car.
Title: Re: Glitter should be illegal. !!
Post by: no, the other guy on Tue, 18 December 2018, 09:21:48: Unnecessarily large turquoise text should be illegal. !!
Why isn't this a law yet ?
Title: Re: Glitter should be illegal. !!
Post by: tp4tissue on Tue, 18 December 2018, 11:47:45: Quote from: CommonCurt on Tue, 18 December 2018, 07:37:34
Quote from: tp4tissue on Mon, 17 December 2018, 20:10:42
Why isn't this a law yet ?

Show Image
(https://i.imgur.com/3KSpCkN.gif)

I've washed my hands 5 times already..
Tell me about it. I have a 7yr old daughter.
They put that **** on kids dresses now.
I still can't get it all the way out of my car.

There must be some sort of organized Glitter Syndicate perpetuating this plague upon humanity. .
Title: Re: Glitter should be illegal. !!
Post by: tp4tissue on Tue, 18 December 2018, 11:48:07: Quote from: no, the other guy on Tue, 18 December 2018, 09:21:48
Unnecessarily large turquoise text should be illegal. !!
Why isn't this a law yet ?

Correction, TEAL.. !!
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Post by: FrostyToast on Tue, 18 December 2018, 15:24:39: Quote from: tp4tissue on Tue, 18 December 2018, 11:48:07
Quote from: no, the other guy on Tue, 18 December 2018, 09:21:48
Unnecessarily large turquoise text should be illegal. !!
Why isn't this a law yet ?

Correction, TEAL.. !!

So you do agree?
Title: Re: Glitter should be illegal. !!
Post by: ThoughtArtist on Tue, 18 December 2018, 20:09:29: Quote from: tp4tissue on Mon, 17 December 2018, 20:10:42
Why isn't this a law yet ?

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I've washed my hands 5 times already..

YOu have to lick it off

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Title: Re: Glitter should be illegal. !!
Post by: tp4tissue on Tue, 18 December 2018, 20:37:07: Quote from: ThoughtArtist on Tue, 18 December 2018, 20:09:29
Quote from: tp4tissue on Mon, 17 December 2018, 20:10:42
Why isn't this a law yet ?

Show Image
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I've washed my hands 5 times already..

YOu have to lick it off

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Title: Re: Glitter should be illegal. !!
Post by: xtrafrood on Tue, 18 December 2018, 20:41:00: After reading the comments, part of me wonders how long before someone does some stupid copy cat **** that gets them arrested. Bear spray?! ACID?! Outside really IS bad.

"I got sued out of my house because I made a package thief trap with <insert dumbass idea here>."

Glitter was (and still is) an excellent choice. Much more diabolical--even one of the 'victims' of the trap mentioned what his gf would say about all the glitter. :thumb:
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Post by: JP on Tue, 18 December 2018, 22:23:30: I was cursed by glitter today :( I opened an envelope to be greeted with a Christmas card covered in glitter.
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Post by: FrostyToast on Tue, 18 December 2018, 22:25:50: Quote from: csmertx on Tue, 18 December 2018, 20:41:00
After reading the comments, part of me wonders how long before someone does some stupid copy cat **** that gets them arrested. Bear spray?! ACID?! Outside really IS bad.

"I got sued out of my house because I made a package thief trap with <insert dumbass idea here>."

Glitter was (and still is) an excellent choice. Much more diabolical--even one of the 'victims' of the trap mentioned what his gf would say about all the glitter. :thumb:

I would have mixed maple syrup in there or something. Haunt their house with fabulous sparkling ants.
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Post by: JP on Tue, 18 December 2018, 23:58:04: How about a glitter bomb infused with skunk essence to ward off package thieves and small childrens?
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Post by: atarione on Wed, 19 December 2018, 01:43:48: Quote from: JP on Tue, 18 December 2018, 23:58:04
How about a glitter bomb infused with skunk essence to ward off package thieves and small childrens?

the glitter bomb has a stink-spray component also.. I'm still wondering what the odds are on that dude getting sue by one of the package thieving jerks it blows up on is?
Title: Re: Glitter should be illegal. !!
Post by: xtrafrood on Wed, 19 December 2018, 10:45:01: Quote from: FrostyToast on Tue, 18 December 2018, 22:25:50
Quote from: csmertx on Tue, 18 December 2018, 20:41:00
After reading the comments, part of me wonders how long before someone does some stupid copy cat **** that gets them arrested. Bear spray?! ACID?! Outside really IS bad.

"I got sued out of my house because I made a package thief trap with <insert dumbass idea here>."

Glitter was (and still is) an excellent choice. Much more diabolical--even one of the 'victims' of the trap mentioned what his gf would say about all the glitter. :thumb:

I would have mixed maple syrup in there or something. Haunt their house with fabulous sparkling ants.

:))
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Post by: 9999hp on Fri, 21 December 2018, 09:19:17: I thought the fart spray was an excellent touch
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Post by: JP on Fri, 21 December 2018, 10:41:45: Imagine if this package dispensed cocaine mixed with glitter and then phoned the police :)) I guess this would be illegal glitter.
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Post by: tp4tissue on Fri, 21 December 2018, 11:11:47: Quote from: JP on Fri, 21 December 2018, 10:41:45
Imagine if this package dispensed cocaine mixed with glitter and then phoned the police :)) I guess this would be illegal glitter.

/headscratch..

Jp is clearly on the drugs.. if he could imagine such an absurdly casual situation involving cocaine.
Title: Re: Glitter should be illegal. !!
Post by: JP on Fri, 21 December 2018, 11:19:11: Quote from: tp4tissue on Fri, 21 December 2018, 11:11:47
Quote from: JP on Fri, 21 December 2018, 10:41:45
Imagine if this package dispensed cocaine mixed with glitter and then phoned the police :)) I guess this would be illegal glitter.

/headscratch..

Jp is clearly on the drugs.. if he could imagine such an absurdly casual situation involving cocaine.

Hmm...if only I could casually add ~~hookers~~ entertainers and blackjack into this sort of situation.
Title: Re: Glitter should be illegal. !!
Post by: tp4tissue on Fri, 21 December 2018, 11:30:25: Quote from: JP on Fri, 21 December 2018, 11:19:11
Quote from: tp4tissue on Fri, 21 December 2018, 11:11:47
Quote from: JP on Fri, 21 December 2018, 10:41:45
Imagine if this package dispensed cocaine mixed with glitter and then phoned the police :)) I guess this would be illegal glitter.

/headscratch..

Jp is clearly on the drugs.. if he could imagine such an absurdly casual situation involving cocaine.

Hmm...if only I could casually add ~~hookers~~ entertainers and blackjack into this sort of situation.

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Title: Re: Glitter should be illegal. !!
Post by: JP on Fri, 21 December 2018, 17:23:38: Quote from: tp4tissue on Fri, 21 December 2018, 11:11:47
/headscratch..
Jp is clearly on the drugs.. if he could imagine such an absurdly casual situation involving cocaine.

I think the glitter is kicking in... :-\

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