What duplicate thread???
[McAfee hat on]
This is a significant milestone for Internet security. There is no better partner that McAfee could have found than Intel. They share our vision for security, they share our vision of a connected world, and working together we'll be far stronger globally and able to make a much bigger difference in people's lives. Together we will secure the digital world.
[McAfee hat off]
Excellent marketing B.S., when do the _______ start?
Stock corporate euphemisms for layoffs, pick your favorite to fill in the blank above, feel free to add any I missedAccelerated resource management
Adjusting to shifts in demand
Aligning costs with revenue
Become more fit
Corporate expulsion
Corporate out-placing
Corporate sabbaticals of indeterminate length
Cost improvement plan
Curtailing redundancies in the supply of human capital
Deciding to go in another direction
Dehiring
Displacing
Downsizing
Employee simplification
Fitness plan
Grandfathering
Headcount reduction
Inverted Growth
Job action
Just-in-time workforce scaling
Labor force rationalization
Letting you go
Normal involuntary attrition
Offboarding
Overhead reduction
Payroll adjustments
Rationalizing
Real-time market-responsive human resource shaping
Rebalancing the level of human capital
Redeploying into the general workforce
Redesigning
Reduction in Human Inventory
Re-engineering plan
Releasing skills to industry
RIF (Reduction in Force)
Rightsizing
Separating the Wheat From the Wheat That Doesn't Kiss Enough Ass
Simplification
Smartsizing
Streamlining
Synergy-related headcount restructuring
Terminating your position
Unpaid Vacation
Ventilation of the workforce
WFR (Work Force Reduction)