I am drinking beer alone right now. The wife works nights. I would be depressed over this, but hey, I used to smoke pot by myself, and it only made me taller and stronger. Also weirder, but no one was around so who cares?
P.S. I believe I'm getting an HHKB for my 32nd. I have no proof, I just feel like it's gonna happen. Ever since she asked "who would want a keyboard without any letters on the keys?" out of nowhere, I figured she'd been doing some research. Here's hoping she doesn't get me an HHKB Lite. Also, elitekeyboards ran out of the one I'd "accidentally left open" on our shared computer a few hours after I fielded that question. I think I'm getting the white one with printed keys. I could be wrong, though. I'd be happy with a steak, but I'd be happier with a steak and an HHKB.
P.P.S. Sorry about that. I mini-blogged there. Gonna go back to drinking Punkin Ale out of my trusty snifter. Feel free to talk to me, I'm here all week.