What is the closest thing I can get to this dream input device: Non-printed, Ergonomic, Wireless, Split, Black, Mechanical Keyboard?
I want to modify a keyboard into this. Basically, I have been lurking this forum for a while and have fallen in love with these keyboards and want all of them combined.



The ideal specs would be: silent cherry browns, the truly ergonomic key layout, colemak, black with no printed lettering, and bluetooth connectivity to both parts of the keyboard.
I have this chair:

And will begin work making the platforms under the armrest to it after my first midterms this quarter.
Any input is appreciated, especially if this exists.