Decided to use this type of switch, about three bucks apiece:
Here's the rough cable part, mono plug soldered to one end, switch to the other:
Now, for the housing I had to wander around Fleet Farm for a bit, looking for something about the right size, or at least something that came in a box that was about the right size. Finally stumbled upon this:
And the mounting plates for it, which I found in the accessory pack:
My original plan was to simply drill a hole in the coupler that I was using for a housing, and let the roller on the microswitch protrude for a button. But the coupler proved to be too shallow, so I had to cut slots in the coupler instead and let the switch body protrude somewhat. At this point I swapped out the roller levers for some flat ones that I had in my junk box. Switch #1, slotted and mounted:
After a little more work with the drill and an X-acto knife:
Shot up with some Krylon Fusion:
Switches mounted inside (the bolts were too long, had to cut 'em off on one side. Good thing nobody's gonna see it)!
The nearly-complete switch assembly:
Mounting plate super-glued in, that patch that resembles Velcro is actually some kind of weird fastener. Instead of hooks-and-loops, it has things that look like tiny mushrooms. Holds more securely than Velcro and once it's fastened, doesn't have the softness or "give" that Velcro has when you push on it.
The finished product! Probably should have painted the inside of the mounting plate black, but that part can't be seen unless you pick the trackball up and turn it around. So I'm happy. I may eventually touch up the screw heads with black nail polish, haven't decided yet.