Well... I posted this thread a while ago and ran away for a while, mostly because I was overwhelmed by choices in keyboards, and getting a decent keyboard was my first priority. But now I am moving onto the mouse phase of putting together an acceptably ergonomic desktop. My apologies, but it seems that there's even more choices out there for mice than there are for keyboards, and I was concentrating on the keyboard first as that was the absolute worst part of my desktop until I found this august forum.
I've seen some suggestions in this thread, but unless I've missed something, they all seem to be gaming-oriented mice w/ lots of extra buttons and features... really I'd be happy with two buttons and a scroll wheel. And if the scroll wheel clicked side to side for sideways scrolling like it does on the Logitech one that I'm using now that'd be even spiffier. And that's all I really want, other than that it be cordless and fit my hands. (I'd tell you what it is, but I'll be damned if I can find a model number on it anywhere.) Also, inexpensive would be good, 'cause I just dropped almost $130 on a keyboard and who knows how much (I don't even want to keep track) on cheap eBay boards to try different switches, harvest doubleshots, etc.
Sadly, like keyboards, my local brick and mortar stores seem to be pretty useless. Unless there's that hidden store somewhere that caters to gamers and finicky users? If anyone knows of such a place in the NoVA area, I'd love a recommend.