« previous next »
Pages:  [1]     Go Down

Author Topic: How to get any girl anywhere!!!! (LEGIT GUIDE)  (Read 3605 times)

0 Members and 1 Guest are viewing this topic.

Offline LEGITBALLIN

  • Thread Starter
  • Posts: 82
How to get any girl anywhere!!!! (LEGIT GUIDE)
« on: Tue, 27 December 2011, 20:29:04 »
1. Walk up to her.
2. Introduce yourself.
3. Tell her you work with special needs dolphins teaching them how to swim and you just are having a bad day because one is not learning properly.
???????
4. Profit.
Logged
V-tec just kicked in yo\'

Offline cactux

  • Posts: 918
  • Location: Australia
  • Topre Knight
How to get any girl anywhere!!!! (LEGIT GUIDE)
« Reply #1 on: Tue, 27 December 2011, 21:37:59 »
Thx a lot casanova, you shall be charge for such valuable info
Logged
[FS]☠ The temple lol ->HERE<-

Offline Findecanor

  • Posts: 5040
  • Location: Koriko
How to get any girl anywhere!!!! (LEGIT GUIDE)
« Reply #2 on: Tue, 27 December 2011, 22:27:28 »
It is much easier if you have a personal long-range teleporter. Just input the coordinates to the destination, change the transport profile to "human", unblock the safety, point the receiver at her and pull the trigger.
The biggest problem is acquiring the coordinates to where you want her to get. They need to be precise enough so that she does not materialize in the middle of something, or too high up.
Logged
🍉

Offline cactux

  • Posts: 918
  • Location: Australia
  • Topre Knight
How to get any girl anywhere!!!! (LEGIT GUIDE)
« Reply #3 on: Tue, 27 December 2011, 22:48:11 »
^ we may write a book about this topic. It could bestsellet :-)
Logged
[FS]☠ The temple lol ->HERE<-

Offline Input Nirvana

  • Master of the Calculated Risk
  • Posts: 2316
  • Location: Somewhere in the San Francisco Bay area/Best Coast
  • If I tell ya, I'll hafta kill ya
How to get any girl anywhere!!!! (LEGIT GUIDE)
« Reply #4 on: Tue, 27 December 2011, 23:02:02 »
I just tried it in a local bar. Three women came over and asked me who I was and demanded answers.

Unfortunately I live in Monterey, CA:
http://www.montereybayaquarium.org/

[ Attachment Invalid Or Does Not Exist ] 36053[/ATTACH]

Also, do NOT ask for kung pao sea otter at a local eatery...not only do they not think it's funny, waitresses get downright nasty with the menuboard and your head.
« Last Edit: Tue, 27 December 2011, 23:09:18 by input nirvana »
Logged
Kinesis Advantage cut into 2 halves | RollerMouse Free 2 | Apple Magic Trackpad | Colemak
Evil Screaming Flying Door Monkeys From Hell                     Proudly GeekWhacking since 2009
Things change, things stay the same                                        Thanks much, Smallfry  
I AM THE REAPER . . . BECAUSE I KILL IT
~retired from forum activities 2015~

Offline SmallFry

  • ** Moderator Emeritus
  • Posts: 3887
  • Location: Wisconsin, USA
  • Leaving 6/15; returning 6/22 or so.
How to get any girl anywhere!!!! (LEGIT GUIDE)
« Reply #5 on: Wed, 28 December 2011, 00:08:30 »
I just tell my ladies that I'm ballin, legit style. Yo.
Logged

Offline Input Nirvana

  • Master of the Calculated Risk
  • Posts: 2316
  • Location: Somewhere in the San Francisco Bay area/Best Coast
  • If I tell ya, I'll hafta kill ya
How to get any girl anywhere!!!! (LEGIT GUIDE)
« Reply #6 on: Wed, 28 December 2011, 00:48:33 »
Quote from: SmallFry;478788
I just tell my ladies that I'm ballin, legit style. Yo.

Ballin Fry here, Git it!
Logged
Kinesis Advantage cut into 2 halves | RollerMouse Free 2 | Apple Magic Trackpad | Colemak
Evil Screaming Flying Door Monkeys From Hell                     Proudly GeekWhacking since 2009
Things change, things stay the same                                        Thanks much, Smallfry  
I AM THE REAPER . . . BECAUSE I KILL IT
~retired from forum activities 2015~

Offline Balgrog

  • Posts: 20
How to get any girl anywhere!!!! (LEGIT GUIDE)
« Reply #7 on: Wed, 28 December 2011, 04:10:42 »
I literally tried that tonight, did not work, but my friend told a chick he is sean white, and that worked.
Logged

Offline LEGITBALLIN

  • Thread Starter
  • Posts: 82
How to get any girl anywhere!!!! (LEGIT GUIDE)
« Reply #8 on: Wed, 28 December 2011, 20:53:25 »
Quote from: input nirvana;478765
I just tried it in a local bar. Three women came over and asked me who I was and demanded answers.

Unfortunately I live in Monterey, CA:
http://www.montereybayaquarium.org/

(Attachment Link) 36053[/ATTACH]

Also, do NOT ask for kung pao sea otter at a local eatery...not only do they not think it's funny, waitresses get downright nasty with the menuboard and your head.



BRB trying this
Logged
V-tec just kicked in yo\'

Offline keyboardlover

  • Posts: 4022
  • Hey Paul Walker, Click It or Ticket!
    • http://www.keyboardlover.com
How to get any girl anywhere!!!! (LEGIT GUIDE)
« Reply #9 on: Wed, 28 December 2011, 20:53:49 »
Let us know how you make out.
Logged

Offline LEGITBALLIN

  • Thread Starter
  • Posts: 82
How to get any girl anywhere!!!! (LEGIT GUIDE)
« Reply #10 on: Wed, 28 December 2011, 20:54:27 »
Quote from: smallfry;478788
i just tell my ladies that i'm ballin, legit style. Yo.

yo strayt up homy
Logged
V-tec just kicked in yo\'

Offline SmallFry

  • ** Moderator Emeritus
  • Posts: 3887
  • Location: Wisconsin, USA
  • Leaving 6/15; returning 6/22 or so.
How to get any girl anywhere!!!! (LEGIT GUIDE)
« Reply #11 on: Wed, 28 December 2011, 21:02:19 »
I also tell my baby seal jokes... Did you hear about the baby seal that walked into the club?... neither did the seal.
Logged

Offline rvrebel

  • Posts: 22
How to get any girl anywhere!!!! (LEGIT GUIDE)
« Reply #12 on: Wed, 28 December 2011, 21:36:26 »
Quote from: input nirvana;478765
Unfortunately I live in Monterey, CA:
http://www.montereybayaquarium.org/

(Attachment Link) 36053[/ATTACH]

Also, do NOT ask for kung pao sea otter at a local eatery...not only do they not think it's funny, waitresses get downright nasty with the menuboard and your head.

Unfortunately??

It surprised me that the aquarium serves a variety of seafood in their cafe. Kinda makes you wonder...
Logged
|| Filco Majestouch 2 || Rosewill RK-9000 || WASD Custom Layout ||

Offline shmithers

  • Posts: 28
How to get any girl anywhere!!!! (LEGIT GUIDE)
« Reply #13 on: Thu, 29 December 2011, 01:42:14 »
Meh, I just woo them with my charming personality and keyboard knowledge.
Logged

Offline Input Nirvana

  • Master of the Calculated Risk
  • Posts: 2316
  • Location: Somewhere in the San Francisco Bay area/Best Coast
  • If I tell ya, I'll hafta kill ya
How to get any girl anywhere!!!! (LEGIT GUIDE)
« Reply #14 on: Thu, 29 December 2011, 02:25:49 »
Quote from: rvrebel;479371
Unfortunately??

It surprised me that the aquarium serves a variety of seafood in their cafe. Kinda makes you wonder...

Unfortunately...only because I can't get away with the dolphin trainer story here...

Quote from: shmithers;479441
Meh, I just woo them with my charming personality and keyboard knowledge.

U da MAN! :)


Funny story:
One Saturday mid-morning I walked into an art gallery with my girlfriend in hoity-toity La Jolla, CA. I was preoccupied looking at neat glass art sculptures when the bored female curator was trying to make idle chit chat with me. I mumbled that I was just there because my girlfriend was mad at me for kicking a baby seal down on the beach moments earlier, then I wandered off. 10 minutes later 2 police officers walk in and the curator points to me.

THAT was interesting.

P.S. I would never kick a baby seal, but I should have kicked that biznatch. lol
« Last Edit: Thu, 29 December 2011, 02:29:28 by input nirvana »
Logged
Kinesis Advantage cut into 2 halves | RollerMouse Free 2 | Apple Magic Trackpad | Colemak
Evil Screaming Flying Door Monkeys From Hell                     Proudly GeekWhacking since 2009
Things change, things stay the same                                        Thanks much, Smallfry  
I AM THE REAPER . . . BECAUSE I KILL IT
~retired from forum activities 2015~

Offline LEGITBALLIN

  • Thread Starter
  • Posts: 82
How to get any girl anywhere!!!! (LEGIT GUIDE)
« Reply #15 on: Thu, 29 December 2011, 09:58:29 »
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^


Bro kick it harder next time to make sure it doesn't go to the police. Then kick your girlfriend, then kick the curator, then kick the police. Repeat if needed.
Logged
V-tec just kicked in yo\'

Offline rvrebel

  • Posts: 22
How to get any girl anywhere!!!! (LEGIT GUIDE)
« Reply #16 on: Thu, 29 December 2011, 17:28:09 »
Read the Crime Watch section in Monterey/Carmel paper. Had things like pedestrian gave a driver a dirty look. I think swearing made it in there too. I bet your incident made front page.
Logged
|| Filco Majestouch 2 || Rosewill RK-9000 || WASD Custom Layout ||

Offline Input Nirvana

  • Master of the Calculated Risk
  • Posts: 2316
  • Location: Somewhere in the San Francisco Bay area/Best Coast
  • If I tell ya, I'll hafta kill ya
How to get any girl anywhere!!!! (LEGIT GUIDE)
« Reply #17 on: Fri, 30 December 2011, 00:00:50 »
Quote from: rvrebel;479811
Read the Crime Watch section in Monterey/Carmel paper. Had things like pedestrian gave a driver a dirty look. I think swearing made it in there too. I bet your incident made front page.

Baby, I'm a headliner no matter where I go.....
Logged
Kinesis Advantage cut into 2 halves | RollerMouse Free 2 | Apple Magic Trackpad | Colemak
Evil Screaming Flying Door Monkeys From Hell                     Proudly GeekWhacking since 2009
Things change, things stay the same                                        Thanks much, Smallfry  
I AM THE REAPER . . . BECAUSE I KILL IT
~retired from forum activities 2015~

Offline Deverica Wolf

  • Posts: 185
  • Location: Rhode Island
  • My name is Hack, Geek Hack.
    • Head-Fi
How to get any girl anywhere!!!! (LEGIT GUIDE)
« Reply #18 on: Tue, 03 January 2012, 04:52:38 »
I just show her my tongue and say, "Do you know how much I'd use it? As much as you want, baby." :whoo:

Profit.
Logged
UNICOMP.Spacesaver BS  |  FILCO Majestouch-2 TKL  |  FILCO Majestouch-2  [-_-]~ TKL  |  FILCO Majestouch-2 TKL
FILCO Majestouch-2 TKL  |  Deck Legend - ToXic  |  CHERRY∵ Touchboard ITA
Pages:  [1]     Go Up
« previous next »