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« on: Tue, 20 March 2012, 07:07:47 »
Please y'all, seriously, STOP infecting every thread around here with your one track off topic noise. I've only been here a few months, and I truly appreciate both of you for imparting your vast wealth of knowledge of this hobby, but I have grown weary of your puerile, off topic ribbing, or whatever you want to call it, that inevitably appears in almost every thread I read.  I am fairly certain that I am not alone in this weariness.

So, here: have a thread all to yourselves. Please, next time either one of you feels the need to go off topic and reference the other, just come here and do it.  Okay?  Then your great contributions to this community will cease to be diluted by your distracting noise.

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« Reply #1 on: Tue, 20 March 2012, 07:14:09 »
This is a serious request, packaged in what I hope can be clearly seen as humor. It will not be difficult to steamroll over me and put me back in my place, but I hope that won't happen.
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« Reply #2 on: Tue, 20 March 2012, 08:37:15 »
So you're a noob with almost 500 posts?

Trololololololololol

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« Reply #3 on: Tue, 20 March 2012, 10:34:27 »
\KL and Ripster need to get a room and just have makeup sex. Then we can all be happy and get on with our lives. = 3
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« Reply #4 on: Tue, 20 March 2012, 11:35:01 »
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\KL and Ripster need to get a room and just have makeup sex. Then we can all be happy and get on with our lives. = 3
No doubt.  Then Ripster can update his "gallons of splooge" thread.

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« Reply #5 on: Tue, 20 March 2012, 12:05:31 »
I believe you can ask itlnstln for more info regarding where ripster's "gallons of spooge" ended up.

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« Reply #6 on: Tue, 20 March 2012, 12:19:24 »
That wasn't "Secret Sauce?"


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« Reply #7 on: Tue, 20 March 2012, 14:57:32 »
You either love ripster or you're his enemy.

This is called the "Hitler method for gaining control".

I've rebelled against him for a while but he professed his love for me in my subforum recently. Not sure why.

See the "why ripster's not #1" thread in my subforum for more info.

Aaaaaaaaand now you're up to speed.

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« Reply #8 on: Wed, 21 March 2012, 11:36:31 »
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helvetica-letraset

YES!!!

Letraset. That is what I have been looking for. Where can it be found?  Every architecture and art store I've tried either doesn't know what I'm talking about, or claims they went out of business.

Edit: they lie. I swear I looked here before, but now I seem to be able to order. Awesome!  
http://www.letraset.com/products/91-Lettering/
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« Reply #9 on: Thu, 22 March 2012, 03:19:07 »
OP, you gonna have to get used to these two ...    ripster and geekhack are almost synonyms...
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« Reply #10 on: Thu, 22 March 2012, 03:44:14 »
Will video be available of the consummation of their love?
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« Reply #11 on: Thu, 22 March 2012, 17:55:35 »
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Please y'all, seriously, STOP infecting every thread around here with your one track off topic noise. I've only been here a few months, and I truly appreciate both of you for imparting your vast wealth of knowledge of this hobby, but I have grown weary of your puerile, off topic ribbing, or whatever you want to call it, that inevitably appears in almost every thread I read.  I am fairly certain that I am not alone in this weariness.

So, here: have a thread all to yourselves. Please, next time either one of you feels the need to go off topic and reference the other, just come here and do it.  Okay?  Then your great contributions to this community will cease to be diluted by your distracting noise.

The California king is turned down for you, flowers and champagne on the table, condoms in the drawer next to the bible; compliments of management. Enjoy!

Anyone would think you're a mod... :flypig:


Back on earth: best advice I can offer is live and let live. I've been where you are, made the same mistakes, and you either just accept the overdoses of pride and arrogance, learn to ignore the drama, and focus more on ripster's kindness in doing so much research, or you're going to tear yourself apart in a rage fit, and probably rage quit (I am not hoping you do, btw).

Do you think they care what we think? They feed off reactions like this. Leave it alone dude, makes for a much simpler life. It's their way of having fun, as odd as it is, and it's not a crime to be an idiot.

Au Revoir!


In other news: I'm considering modding a Model M so that it looks like it is made of LEGO (note to Americanos - that's "LEGO", singular, as "LEGO" is a brand name, not a unit of quantity).

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« Reply #12 on: Thu, 22 March 2012, 18:05:52 »
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I agree brother Glossywhite.

It is time to stop the hate at Geekhack.

Ciao!

Yes.

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Confine yourself more, good man.

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« Reply #13 on: Thu, 22 March 2012, 18:15:08 »
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I belong to a different order.  Not big on the cross stuff.

Remember, Webwit is not a true Oracle.  He's only a prickly forum manager.

No God? You've obviously got into the wrong habit :lol:

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« Reply #14 on: Thu, 22 March 2012, 18:23:46 »
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No, no.  Big on god.  Not the whole christianity thing.

Too confining.  Like that lego room above.

God is liberating, not confining. If you feel confined, you're struggling with God's desires, as they conflict with our stubborn habits and earthly wants and lusts, which are a problem for all of us, but must be addressed... sooner or later.

I never understand why we reject the one who loves us above anyone. We operate in God's terms, and he gives us peace and grace. Shape yourself to God, not the other way around; that's human pride. He loves us, but he is Holy, and if we love him, we show it and abide by doing what he knows is best for us. Any other path is an eventual road to failure.
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« Reply #15 on: Thu, 22 March 2012, 18:25:35 »
You DO realize ripster is just trolling right?

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« Reply #16 on: Thu, 22 March 2012, 18:32:28 »
Actually I've ALWAYS been on the light side.

If you were really on the light side you'd KNOW that we don't have cookies.

We have fig newtons instead.

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« Reply #17 on: Thu, 22 March 2012, 18:34:35 »
Trolling/not trolling, regardless, my message stands firm and gives you the truth as it is from God. It's fine to laugh at me or reject what I tell you; you'll find these things out eventually anyway, whether in life or afterwards. Personally, I'd rather live in peace, grace and reassuring love and kindness, than reject him all through life, living in doubt and disobedience to his will for humankind. To reject God's ways is foolishness, it's plain to see.

The most important things in life are intangible: Love, compassion, generosity, companionship, trust, faith, grace, kindness. We ALL accept they are real, and yet, they are not physical, tangible objects, but to deny them would be utterly foolhardy. Denying God is more so...

PS: I am a stubborn liar, an adulterer and a thief, as we ALL are, as we've all sinned, and are ALL human. Because we cannot admit to this, and accept that God will still love us and forgive us, even so, without reserve or condemnation, that we struggle.

It's not complicated AT ALL. Hard, however, yes. That's exactly how simple it is. Obey, be happy.
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« Reply #18 on: Thu, 22 March 2012, 18:38:23 »
I always wait for the dark. Black iPwns, black iPad, black iPods (although I was just given a new white one). Bare metal, if not black. :-)

Oh, and check out _God and the New Physics_
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« Reply #19 on: Thu, 22 March 2012, 18:45:38 »
I bet ripster doesn't even know the light side's secret handshake.

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« Reply #20 on: Thu, 22 March 2012, 18:50:02 »
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I always wait for the dark. Black iPwns, black iPad, black iPods (although I was just given a new white one). Bare metal, if not black. :-)

Not quite sure who's on-topic and who's off-topic right now... but this seems rather off at a tangent. Mind you, there never seems to be ANY consistency and peaceful, focused discussions, either here or on DT. All I ever see is bitter people sitting around ready to attack their fellow members with hyprocritical guff and piffle, shoving the conversational train SO far off the rails and into a ditch, it becomes impossible to rescue it.

I was under the impression, maybe a misguided one, that these forums were formed to discuss the technical side and love of keyboards, not practice their usage with pointless, destructive arguments with people who (supposedly) form a "community". I've yet to see much evidence of a "community" here, and plenty of evidence, sadly, of larger-than-life expressions of uncontrollable ego, only interested in putting down and deriding the next man, hanging around on a hair trigger, just waiting to attempt to "win" the argument, which, for such obviously highly talented folk, is quite a lack of intelligence and foresight (and yeah - I've done it too, I am not pretending I haven't).

Anyhow, talking of off-topic, I've gone off-off-off-topic... now look what's happened! :lol:

Maybe a far stricter, but gracious moderating staff is required here. Otherwise, anarchy and incoherency will be how it is here, and I think anyone wishing to remain sane would close their account, if this state of affairs continues much longer. Bad manners are almost accepted as okay here; that saddens me, and annoys me a tad.

Blessings.
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« Reply #21 on: Thu, 22 March 2012, 18:52:04 »
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Actually Geekhack used to be a pretty nice community until Keyboardlover poisoned it with his constant negativity.

Only someone who's a member of the dark side would say that. Notice how ripster is always blaming? That's negative.

Geekhack has been like this as long as I've been here.

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« Reply #22 on: Thu, 22 March 2012, 19:00:12 »
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Only someone who's a member of the dark side would say that. Notice how ripster is always blaming? That's negative.

Geekhack has been like this as long as I've been here.


Do you see how inescapable and perpetual blame is? You've just blamed ripster, by talking about his blaming. Noone is perfect, but you've just done exactly what you criticis him of, and posted your comment to observe.

Forgiveness is key; you won't escape the cycle until you forgive.

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« Reply #23 on: Thu, 22 March 2012, 19:01:10 »
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KL no longer even bothers to pretend to help noobs.

Post in the off topic section only.

His KL subforum is dead.

His Website is filled with bots.

No longer helps with the Topre wiki (not that he ever did much, Welly and I started that one).

His Forum empty.

His group buy with weird color spacebars (GLWIC)

Spends his days trolling me so I don't have the time to complete KEYBOARD SCIENCE.

Rather sad.  He could have been so much more than just turning into a bitter nonentity.  In other words he has turned into Wellington1869.

Lol.

Too bad none of the above is true.

Doesn't constant lying about another member PROVE that you're a member of the dark side?

And I STILL bet you don't know our secret handshake.

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Do you see how inescapable and perpetual blame is? You've just blamed ripster, by talking about his blaming. Noone is perfect, but you've just done exactly what you posted your comment to observe, of him.

Calling out blaming is not, in and of itself, actual blame.

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« Reply #24 on: Thu, 22 March 2012, 19:04:24 »
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Lol.

Too bad none of the above is true.

Doesn't constant lying about another member PROVE that you're a member of the dark side?

And I STILL bet you don't know our secret handshake.



Calling out blaming is not, in and of itself, actual blame.

God bless you dude. You need love in your heart, not the picking out of other's faults, when your own faults are equal, if not greater. There is no "winner" or "loser" in life. Forgiveness is KEY, you cannot deny that. Love your fellow man, even if you disagree on much of life. Kill that pride, before it kills you.

PS: before you point it out, I am a hyprocrite also - all humans are, it's impossible to be perfect, but how else could I show you the error of constantly bickering?

I love all my fellow humans, I love helping people, and if I didn't, I wouldn't spend time and bandwidth uploading HD "how to" videos to YouTube for no reward (except education :-)).
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« Reply #25 on: Thu, 22 March 2012, 19:06:01 »
What pride?

You mean like calling yourself the #1 keyboard expert on the planet kind of pride?

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« Reply #26 on: Thu, 22 March 2012, 19:09:50 »
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QFT.  But next time push the spring in the direction it actually goes.

If truth is trolling, so be it; I speak truth, and I know I am not a troll, as they cause harm, distress and are outright bullies. I am none of these.

Yes... that spring... just ordered my two beautiful SDL-cabled Model M's (the proper ones ;-)). Will re-make the video once they arrive, as I dislike pulling apart a review sample I don't own, more than I need to.

Anyhow, in the spirit of Groucho Marx... moustache! Things to do, tv to watch.

Auf Revoir derci!

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« Reply #27 on: Thu, 22 March 2012, 19:13:54 »
Well I'm glad glossywhite wants peace. So do I!

While I consider ripster my "bro" ever since he confessed his love to me in my subforum, I don't truly trust that he has gone truly to the light side. As can be seen above he is still trolling me.

I forgive you though ripster. I love you my brother!

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« Reply #28 on: Thu, 22 March 2012, 19:16:16 »
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Well I'm glad glossywhite wants peace. So do I!

While I consider ripster my "bro" ever since he confessed his love to me in my subforum, I don't truly trust that he has gone truly to the light side. As can be seen above he is still trolling me.

I forgive you though ripster. I love you my brother!

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« Reply #29 on: Thu, 22 March 2012, 20:11:03 »
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Sorry but Wellington1869 got deported for posting that gay guy's video so don,t eecr it to happen.

Sent From Brother Ripster's iPad

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Your sexual persuasion is of no matter to me:)
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« Reply #30 on: Thu, 22 March 2012, 20:24:08 »
And what is your reply to my post ripster?

Do you accept my olive branch?

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« Reply #31 on: Fri, 23 March 2012, 06:23:10 »
Well ripster???

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« Reply #32 on: Fri, 23 March 2012, 09:47:20 »
Where'd ripster go?

Doesn't seem like he wants to be friends with me :(

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« Reply #33 on: Fri, 23 March 2012, 09:53:13 »
So you haven't really gone to the light side then, have you?

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« Reply #34 on: Fri, 23 March 2012, 10:08:54 »
No, I asked if you want peace with me and you haven't responded.

Well, do you want peace with me ripster or not?

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« Reply #35 on: Fri, 23 March 2012, 12:07:25 »
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And I know a LOT of creepy guys.

Why is it that doesn't come as a surprise to me?

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« Reply #36 on: Fri, 23 March 2012, 13:13:50 »
Well folks, once again I've offered an olive branch to ripster and once again he's refused and responded with trolling.

If you want to complain about ripster and I, you can complain to him. I am not the aggressor.

Hate to say it, but I told ya'll so.

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« Reply #37 on: Fri, 23 March 2012, 13:42:27 »
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ItlnStln can be Dr. Oz.   My wife thinks he's cute.

Me or Dr. Oz...

or me playing Dr. Oz?


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« Reply #38 on: Fri, 23 March 2012, 17:49:00 »
Guys, you should hear yourselves. Seriously, just stop.

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« Reply #39 on: Fri, 23 March 2012, 17:50:00 »
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Guys, you should hear yourselves. Seriously, just stop.

I know, right?

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« Reply #40 on: Tue, 27 March 2012, 10:32:16 »
ripster you act like a pure monk when all you are is a trolling *******, you are no better than any other GHers
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« Reply #41 on: Tue, 27 March 2012, 11:22:11 »
You remind me of webwit.

Elitist.

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« Reply #42 on: Tue, 27 March 2012, 11:29:07 »
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Ah, now we get to the root of your problem.  Your small ****.
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What is with your obsession with pricks (prick is what you called me so I assume we can use that term freely) and ****s? Do you need to come out?
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« Reply #43 on: Tue, 27 March 2012, 12:51:09 »
Pretty sure he and itlnstln are lesbians.

You should see what they drive.

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« Reply #44 on: Tue, 10 April 2012, 05:38:10 »
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Ah, now we get to the root of your problem.  Your small ****.
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no no no!  That wasn't his penis!  That was his...uh.... "olive branch" that he was offering to you!  He did put a condom on it, right?  and had his HPV shots?  I left condoms in the bedside table, but really, there is only so much a host can do.
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