Shipping Zen

[Tarzan]

Every once in a while, I log into the Taobao agent's page and see where my package is. 

Some days there is an update. 

Some days there is none. 

I have seen pictures, so I'm relatively confident the package exists.  Somewhere.  Adrift in space and time.

It's all very mellow. 

[mkawa]

if EMS ships a package,
but there is no one to receive it,
has EMS shipped a package?

[Dianoda]

if EMS ships a package,
but there is no one to receive it,
has EMS shipped a package?

If you are not home,
that does not mean they have not
shipped you a package.